YOU INVENTED THEM GOD

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

I once went to a lecture on the stuff a urologist had snaked out of men’s bladders having been stuffed up there through the urethra. The extra long segment of coaxial cable impressed me.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

I once went to a lecture on the stuff a urologist had snaked out of men’s bladders having been stuffed up there through the urethra. The extra long segment of coaxial cable impressed me.

The Marquis De Sade was right about us.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

Ya’ never know with sick fukks like him.

You’ll all out of chances now.You’ve been warned.

Warned about what? Whatta ya’ gonna’ do? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna’ do. You’re gonna’ fukk off and eat schit, FSE, (Failed Science Experiment).

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

Ya’ never know with sick fukks like him.

You’ll all out of chances now.You’ve been warned.

Warned about what? Whatta ya’ gonna’ do? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna’ do. You’re gonna’ fukk off and eat schit, FSE, (Failed Science Experiment).

Force fed you Spaghetti until that belly explodes.

Found another. “D” She’s a crack addict but likes me for me. What do you reckon, any future?

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

So, she’s a crack addict. What could possibly go wrong?

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

So, she’s a crack addict. What could possibly go wrong?

Think I should ask her out? Perhaps a seafood restaurant is more appropriate as she is missing her front teeth.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.

Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.

One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?

One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me.
One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?
One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it.

Our outer meat will eventually have to meet. Check out my new poem.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

A weekend on the wild side touring Midlands vice spots with Colin actually sounds quite interesting.

Maybe I am foolish to maintain that he is not dangerous but I expect the whores have him figured right. They can usually read punters.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Just wear a full body condom. They tend to get methacylin resistant staph bacterial colonization (flesh eating bacteria).

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

A weekend on the wild side touring Midlands vice spots with Colin actually sounds quite interesting.
Maybe I am foolish to maintain that he is not dangerous but I expect the whores have him figured right. They can usually read punters.

I am Mr Darcy to the ladies of the night. If I had a dollar for everytime one has said, “You seem a decent man”.
You could be the man in the hedge.

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.
Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.
One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?
One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

I was with this gal a long time ago who wanted me to handcuff her and smack her around while I fukked her. I did as she wished, but I certainly got nothing out of it and told her I wouldn’t do it again. I’m into pleasure, not pain and that includes inflicting it on my sex partners. There’s nothing sexual about knocking a gal around, not for me anyway.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Just wear a full body condom. They tend to get methacylin resistant staph bacterial colonization (flesh eating bacteria).

Do they make them big enough to fit my bulbous top head in?
Can you give me a link to the website. Cheers matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

I was with this gal a long time ago who wanted me to handcuff her and smack her around while I fukked her. I did as she wished, but I certainly got nothing out of it and told her I wouldn’t do it again. I’m into pleasure, not pain and that includes inflicting it on my sex partners. There’s nothing sexual about knocking a gal around, not for me anyway.

There’s nothing sexual for them smothering pasta sauce all over that belly, but they endure it for you. Give and take Herm.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

I was with this gal a long time ago who wanted me to handcuff her and smack her around while I fukked her. I did as she wished, but I certainly got nothing out of it and told her I wouldn’t do it again. I’m into pleasure, not pain and that includes inflicting it on my sex partners. There’s nothing sexual about knocking a gal around, not for me anyway.

There’s nothing sexual for them smothering pasta sauce all over that belly, but they endure it for you. Give and take Herm.

Have you been peeking in my window?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

I was with this gal a long time ago who wanted me to handcuff her and smack her around while I fukked her. I did as she wished, but I certainly got nothing out of it and told her I wouldn’t do it again. I’m into pleasure, not pain and that includes inflicting it on my sex partners. There’s nothing sexual about knocking a gal around, not for me anyway.

There’s nothing sexual for them smothering pasta sauce all over that belly, but they endure it for you. Give and take Herm.

Have you been peeking in my window?

Take the K off.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

The level of perviness out there never fails to amaze me. Sounds like a most interesting lecture Hermit.Yes Colin I do remember the little knotty stick from the 101 days of Sodom. That book was so boring I never finished it but that passage did stick out to me as really very painful to even read.One imagines it seriously hurts to ram anything up the urethra … so why?One day Colin may succeed in explaining to me why people do nasty things to themselves and like it. The poor old Marquis failed utterly to do that for me.

I was with this gal a long time ago who wanted me to handcuff her and smack her around while I fukked her. I did as she wished, but I certainly got nothing out of it and told her I wouldn’t do it again. I’m into pleasure, not pain and that includes inflicting it on my sex partners. There’s nothing sexual about knocking a gal around, not for me anyway.

Yeah I had a similar sort of girl to that too. It started with her asking to be bitten. (She had a thing about vampires, though she had no tattoos and was not a goth). To my great surprise I found I could get into biting her, so long as I was actually banging her at the time and so long as I did not actually draw blood. She was delighted to have proved that she could find some spark of kinkiness in me. However she then moved onto wanting to be hit and I just drew the line at that. She also wanted to be surprised with a mock rape. Also no chance there. Maybe years ago but this was fairly recent (post my joining MGTOW actually) and I knew that to do either of those things would have been to be opening myself up to the one phone call, so no way. Also it was no way to being bummed with a strap on too when she offered that. Maybe I should give Colin her number?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Believe it or not Mr Branch, I am pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I prefer passion and sensuality. No kinkiness for me.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

My ex was really into being dominated. Nothing serious. Just handcuffs and light whipping. When we broke up she became a professional S/M Sub escort. She met a billionaire within 3 months and retired to share him with any woman she can snag for him.

I’m not really into s/m stuff. But I defend anybodies right to be as kinky as they want to be inside the law and consensual.

Now days I get out my kinky side with porn. I have occasional vanilla sex with professionals. Anything else costs extra and I’m on a budget. I probably couldn’t afford to have a girlfriend. I’m cheap as sh1t now.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[EGParticipant 1853]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe it or not Mr Branch, I am pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I prefer passion and sensuality. No kinkiness for me.

Dammit.

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