YOU INVENTED THEM GOD

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe it or not Mr Branch, I am pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I prefer passion and sensuality. No kinkiness for me.

Dammit.

And that includes no probing of bottoms(of all 30 genders).

My large one likes a wet warm hairy crevice. It’s a womb thing.

[EGParticipant 1853]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe it or not Mr Branch, I am pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I prefer passion and sensuality. No kinkiness for me.

Dammit.

And that includes no probing of bottoms(of all 30 genders).
My large one likes a wet warm hairy crevice. It’s a womb thing.

I see. Well there’s an ice cream flavor for you. A strategically-placed scoop can still be kinky.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe it or not Mr Branch, I am pretty vanilla when it comes to sex. I prefer passion and sensuality. No kinkiness for me.

Dammit.

And that includes no probing of bottoms(of all 30 genders).My large one likes a wet warm hairy crevice. It’s a womb thing.

I see. Well there’s an ice cream flavor for you. A strategically-placed scoop can still be kinky.

Yeah, but that scoop is full of poop.
If I could, I would have myself a little hibernation back up there.
I am becoming more hornier lately. I’m nearly 42!
Perhaps I’m having a mini mid-life crisis. Or is it the Gods just taking the p*ss?

[EGParticipant 1853]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Yeah, but that scoop is full of poop.If I could, I would have myself a little hibernation back up there.

You went right for the chocolate dipping station with your scoop of ice cream. Well done. See, you’re still kinky. You’re just on the dl. Stealthy, even.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Yeah, but that scoop is full of poop.If I could, I would have myself a little hibernation back up there.

You went right for the chocolate dipping station with your scoop of ice cream. Well done. See, you’re still kinky. You’re just on the dl. Stealthy, even.

You thinky I’m kinky. That’s because you want to probe my stinky.
You will never convert this pervert into something you can contort. I’m not the sort!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

I just love a massive gaping one. As big as my shiny dome. Them flaps squelching on my head as I attempt to push myself back into where I first went in as a Haploid, and then out as a fully formed specimen.

[EGParticipant 1853]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You thinky I’m kinky. That’s because you want to probe my stinky.You will never convert this pervert into something you can contort. I’m not the sort!

No matter, you’ll always have a starring role in my fantasies, Colin, now with ice cream!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

As big and wide as that bastard Herms balloon belly!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

EG wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You thinky I’m kinky. That’s because you want to probe my stinky.You will never convert this pervert into something you can contort. I’m not the sort!

No matter, you’ll always have a starring role in my fantasies, Colin, now with ice cream!

And fantasy is where it will stay!
I love women too much, although I can fully appreciate a good looking man.
Had a few friends who were handsome. Had no qualms about telling me so.
Bed now, speak soon.

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