YOU INVENTED THEM GOD

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

I know I shouldn’t f~~~ the crack bareback
But it feels so great
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Gave it my large one without a rubber john
Now she’s 3days late
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Went down between the legs and ate
Like there was eggs on a plate
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Then slipped in two fingers
Pulled them out with a smell that lingered
But I’ve no hate for all you create
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Tried to put my head back in the womb to hibernate
But there was no room
It couldn’t dilate
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Licking out a hairy one with a stupid grin
Came back up with an Errol Flynn on my chin
What a state!
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Bend them all over and ejaculate
They’re ovaries I’ll decorate
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

Celebrate
I was propulsed covered in juice
From a hole that was loose
I was repulsed
But it’s our fate
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED THEM GOD MATE

[Branched offParticipant 10921]

So now god is responsible for your poetry. You are the chosen bard of MGTOW.

“I’m afraid ’tis ‘ow i’m made, so don’t tell I tell ee” -if I remember my Adge Cutler right.

Good to see you are enjoying yourself Colin and I hope your weekend is going well.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

He had no mind, for such a design
unintelligencia. No hablas Gospel Music on the Spainish channel. Its not my fault.
You invented them God Mate

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

So now god is responsible for your poetry. You are the chosen bard of MGTOW.
“I’m afraid ’tis ‘ow i’m made, so don’t tell I tell ee” -if I remember my Adge Cutler right.
Good to see you are enjoying yourself Colin and I hope your weekend is going well.

The poetry is all me.

But I am irate because he gave me a bald pate
It’s not my fault
YOU INVENTED BALDNESS GOD MATE

My weekend involves bareback for crack. My heads going again.

Have a productive weekend Mr Branch.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Gravel Pit wrote:

He had no mind, for such a designunintelligencia. No hablas Gospel Music on the Spainish channel. Its not my fault.You invented them God Mate

It’s not our fault is it?

Keep defecating on the Guadalupe Sanctuary matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.

Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.
Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!

Back out now for more bareback business.

[RumpoleParticipant 994]

God saw Eve skinny-dipping and muttered, “Damn, I’ll never get that smell out of the fish!”

[Branched offParticipant 10921]

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

Got a two minute gobble bareback, but didn’t have the minerals to straddle without our “John”

She was poor, nice wobbly arse though.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!
Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

Got a two minute gobble bareback, but didn’t have the minerals to straddle without our “John”
She was poor, nice wobbly arse though.

Speaking of asses, I went to the store at lunch today to get a few things and walking in ahead of me was one of those gals who likes to wear those skin tight yoga pants, or whatever they’re called. She may as well have been naked, I tell ya’. If you like wiggling, jiggling asses, this one was just plump enough to look pretty damn good. Any bigger and I’d have balked though.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Let me get straight to the point. The thing that matters. I fast forwarded it to the 6th Orgasm.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

If you ever used that Midwest tone in the flesh, I would prolapse that spotty Rectosigmoid pronto you human question mark.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

Got a two minute gobble bareback, but didn’t have the minerals to straddle without our “John”She was poor, nice wobbly arse though.

Speaking of asses, I went to the store at lunch today to get a few things and walking in ahead of me was one of those gals who likes to wear those skin tight yoga pants, or whatever they’re called. She may as well have been naked, I tell ya’. If you like wiggling, jiggling asses, this one was just plump enough to look pretty damn good. Any bigger and I’d have balked though.

A nice cellulite ridden saggy ARSE always gets my large one large.
Back out soon for more straddling.
I’m the crackheads favourite.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5065]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Let me get straight to the point. The thing that matters. I fast forwarded it to the 6th Orgasm.
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I have listening to Goth Rock lately.
Sisters of Mercy
The cure
The Mission

Never been to a Goth club. Nearest I think is in Birmingham…..and no, I don’t mean Alabama.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

If you ever used that Midwest tone in the flesh, I would prolapse that spotty Rectosigmoid pronto you human question mark.

Stop threatening to rape me, you failed science experiment. You’d do nothing. If you even came within 10 yards of me, you’d instantly be bleeding from the pieces of lead that quickly entered your body, which I’m assuming would cause you excruciating pain.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10921]

So Colin, pray tell us is all this straddling done with the same lady? Or are you just rutting generally?

Good to know you are getting some value out of interactions with females anyway.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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