YOU INVENTED THEM GOD

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

Got a two minute gobble bareback, but didn’t have the minerals to straddle without our “John”She was poor, nice wobbly arse though.

Speaking of asses, I went to the store at lunch today to get a few things and walking in ahead of me was one of those gals who likes to wear those skin tight yoga pants, or whatever they’re called. She may as well have been naked, I tell ya’. If you like wiggling, jiggling asses, this one was just plump enough to look pretty damn good. Any bigger and I’d have balked though.

A nice cellulite ridden saggy ARSE always gets my large one large.Back out soon for more straddling.I’m the crackheads favourite.

So you like them big, fat and nasty….???……. No, this was a nice ass that she was showing off to everyone. Guess you wouldn’t like it then.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

If you ever used that Midwest tone in the flesh, I would prolapse that spotty Rectosigmoid pronto you human question mark.

Stop threatening to rape me, you failed science experiment. You’d do nothing. If you even came within 10 yards of me, you’d instantly be bleeding from the pieces of lead that quickly entered your body, which I’m assuming would cause you excruciating pain.

No, extracting only. Exit only you sponge-columned old trout.
Big man with a gun. Use your fists.
I can’t, I’m in a coma.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, did it go well with the crack that you “barebacked” this weekend?

Got a two minute gobble bareback, but didn’t have the minerals to straddle without our “John”She was poor, nice wobbly arse though.

Speaking of asses, I went to the store at lunch today to get a few things and walking in ahead of me was one of those gals who likes to wear those skin tight yoga pants, or whatever they’re called. She may as well have been naked, I tell ya’. If you like wiggling, jiggling asses, this one was just plump enough to look pretty damn good. Any bigger and I’d have balked though.

A nice cellulite ridden saggy ARSE always gets my large one large.Back out soon for more straddling.I’m the crackheads favourite.

So you like them big, fat and nasty….???……. No, this was a nice ass that she was showing off to everyone. Guess you wouldn’t like it then.[/quote

All women have fat asses. Even the young slim ones. I love a wobbly one when I am straddling doggy-style.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, pray tell us is all this straddling done with the same lady? Or are you just rutting generally?
Good to know you are getting some value out of interactions with females anyway.

Different ones. One actually fancies me! Has lost her front teeth, but is still sexy.
I’m not normal. I like my women rough. Attractive, but rough.

The way I look, I could really be a pimp. Already been propositioned.

What happened to that sweet boy with a speckle of freckle and Auburn hair?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

you crack me up so bad dude. always laughin hard on these.Keep stomping the menstrual columns matey! hehe

I am glad those who reside in goon town get the humour. Where’s that bloody Herm?!Back out now for more bareback business.

I’m right here, Colin Coksucker on a Cracker. What the fukk do you want? You want your face bashed in with a hammer, you useless pus filled abscess?

If you ever used that Midwest tone in the flesh, I would prolapse that spotty Rectosigmoid pronto you human question mark.

Stop threatening to rape me, you failed science experiment. You’d do nothing. If you even came within 10 yards of me, you’d instantly be bleeding from the pieces of lead that quickly entered your body, which I’m assuming would cause you excruciating pain.

No, extracting only. Exit only you sponge-columned old trout.Big man with a gun. Use your fists.I can’t, I’m in a coma.

No, as I’ve told you time and again, I am no longer a big man who can use his fists like I used to in younger years. That’s why I carry guns, you stupid fukking retard.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, pray tell us is all this straddling done with the same lady? Or are you just rutting generally?Good to know you are getting some value out of interactions with females anyway.

Different ones. One actually fancies me! Has lost her front teeth, but is still sexy.I’m not normal. I like my women rough. Attractive, but rough.
The way I look, I could really be a pimp. Already been propositioned.
What happened to that sweet boy with a speckle of freckle and Auburn hair?

You drilled holes in his head and raped him, you fukking freak.

Sure wish you could show us some pictures of these women. I’d like to see what kind of gal would allow you to touch her.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

You would have more luck unplugging my machine you pitiful excuse of a spermatozoa.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

So Colin, pray tell us is all this straddling done with the same lady? Or are you just rutting generally?Good to know you are getting some value out of interactions with females anyway.

Different ones. One actually fancies me! Has lost her front teeth, but is still sexy.I’m not normal. I like my women rough. Attractive, but rough.The way I look, I could really be a pimp. Already been propositioned.What happened to that sweet boy with a speckle of freckle and Auburn hair?

You drilled holes in his head and raped him, you fukking freak.
Sure wish you could show us some pictures of these women. I’d like to see what kind of gal would allow you to touch her.

If you paid me $20, I would even touch that overflowing belly of yours.

I’ve told you before, I am both the housewives and crackheads favourite.

Nearly 6ft 3 with broad shoulders, tight ass, and a golden birds nest that the Germanic Gods saw fit to bestow on a specimen unparalleled.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

You have been propositioned to be a pimp Colin? Pimps are the only men who ever get value from whores. Why not go for it? You would have to put up with massive amounts of female s~~~ I suppose from dysfunctional women but you would get money from them. Its the magic thing no one else ever does.

So this toothless one, has she lost her teeth from drugs?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

You have been propositioned to be a pimp Colin? Pimps are the only men who ever get value from whores. Why not go for it? You would have to put up with massive amounts of female s~~~ I suppose from dysfunctional women but you would get money from them. Its the magic thing no one else ever does.
So this toothless one, has she lost her teeth from drugs?

That was my suspicion as well. He did say that he attracted crack whores.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

You have been propositioned to be a pimp Colin? Pimps are the only men who ever get value from whores. Why not go for it? You would have to put up with massive amounts of female s~~~ I suppose from dysfunctional women but you would get money from them. Its the magic thing no one else ever does.
So this toothless one, has she lost her teeth from drugs?

Yes. I personally haven’t done “business” for 3years, just started up again 3weeks ago. Last week, one approached me and said I was the epitome of her “type”. Proceeded to give me a hug and said, “I could use you for protection”. She would give me £10 for every “job” she does.

Spoke to her for around 15mins two nights later. Her asking me questions such as do I live on my own, am I a biker etc
She said she knocked out her own top teeth. Looks like she has lost four when she showed me.

Told me she robs the punters and only does business with ones she likes. I suppose she wants me to wade in when she takes the money from the punter(s) and doesn’t service. Call good old Col from behind a trash-bin.

Another sociopath. I told her I did business with a woman a couple of nights before from across from where we were conversing.
The next day, the aforementioned woman told me “D” had a go at her for fu*cking me!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

You have been propositioned to be a pimp Colin? Pimps are the only men who ever get value from whores. Why not go for it? You would have to put up with massive amounts of female s~~~ I suppose from dysfunctional women but you would get money from them. Its the magic thing no one else ever does.So this toothless one, has she lost her teeth from drugs?

That was my suspicion as well. He did say that he attracted crack whores.

I have always attracted the wrong sort. Married/engaged/in relationships/sociopaths/slappers/crackheads/alcoholics.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

So these are both street whores in your local area whom you know personally?

I am a bit worried about you mate. I think you may get hurt and robbed at this rate.

The great value in whores to most of us is that you don’t know them personally. Once you have shot your load they vanish from your life. A whore rarely has a functional life and unless you want to pimp them out (a fair service for fair pay) then you would be mad to go near them.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

So these are both street whores in your local area whom you know personally?
I am a bit worried about you mate. I think you may get hurt and robbed at this rate.
The great value in whores to most of us is that you don’t know them personally. Once you have shot your load they vanish from your life. A whore rarely has a functional life and unless you want to pimp them out (a fair service for fair pay) then you would be mad to go near them.

I don’t know them personally. One I just straddled and say hello to when I walk by, and the other, as mentioned seems to fancy me. I strongly suspect she wants me as back-up when she robs the punters.

I previously went out with one for a month(as mentioned in my poems). A time of bemusement and stress. I was lucky really as she went round giving it large to everyone(came from a well known family).

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[HermitParticipant]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

Ya’ never know with sick fukks like him.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Have a lovely day, you sputum tuft of colon rectal hair

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

Ya’ never know with sick fukks like him.

You’ll all out of chances now.
You’ve been warned.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Puffin Stuff wrote:

Hermit wrote:

cause you excruciating pain

I think your turning him on Herm.

I just love a wire coat hanger down the Urethra.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Have a lovely day, you sputum tuft of colon rectal hair

I thought it was “Have a nice day” in goon town.
Does the H stand for Heroin?

Keep crystalizing with that crackpipe matey!

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