COLONEL THRUSTER

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What’s your real name anyway? Probably something like Bobby Mcdougall or Johnny Hand. Midwest cowboy s~~~.

You don’t deserve to speak my name, scummy low life pagan.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Still taller than you

Good, incase I aim too high, the bullet will still hit your grotesque, monster faced head.

Well hurry up then and give me your address to put me out of my misery. I want to haunt you at your office. You know, move your lunch to help you lose weight……I’m there for you, remember that.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What’s your real name anyway? Probably something like Bobby Mcdougall or Johnny Hand. Midwest cowboy s~~~.

You don’t deserve to speak my name, scummy low life pagan.

You are a pagan also as you follow the God of the Roman Empire. Read the WHOLE of the Tanakh and then you will see the blatant contradictions and nonsense spewed.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I’m there for you, remember that.

Unless you truly are a faithful God fearing man and will pray for me, I don’t know how you can “be there for me”.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

What’s your real name anyway? Probably something like Bobby Mcdougall or Johnny Hand. Midwest cowboy s~~~.

You don’t deserve to speak my name, scummy low life pagan.

You are a pagan also as you follow the God of the Roman Empire. Read the WHOLE of the Tanakh and then you will see the blatant contradictions and nonsense spewed.

The Romans back then followed many gods, not the one true God.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

We have two, allegedly ‘righteous’ men at constant odds.

One, a scraggily British Ginger who writes poems about fresh ejaculate on his belly, wiping it around with the tip of his penis as he fantasizes about fingering any variety of garden birds. See picture of Great Spotted Woodpecker. You know it’s Colin when you see a man at the Arboretum with his hand in his pants taking inordinate pleasure in bird-watching.

On the other side we have an NRA Thumper whose pastimes include watching feral cats chase mice through overgrown weeds and under abandoned Stodibackers on his lot somewhere in bum-fvck Kansas, prowling the interwebs for toothless post-wall women who will blow him for a cup of homemade Chicken noodles, and lengthy private cross-dressing sessions blaring Alice Cooper.

[HermitParticipant]

I don’t know about s.hithead Colin, but you got me pretty close with the huge exception of cross dressing. I don’t even think that s.hit is funny when done for comedic purposes.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

roger that, I was reaching…

Man, the last 24 hours has been brutal. I cant seem to escape Upspeaking. Everything I turn on or click on… I immediately start hearing some Valley-Girl voice, (even if its a Man speaking) and he’ll be turning up the tone on the end of every sentence as if every sentence is a question? Even when its not a question? And this way of speaking is, umm really aggrivating? And it makes me want to punch a motherf~~~ing in his stomach?

LOL That made me feel better.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

today’s radio and commercials are inundated with CUCKS speaking vocal-fry, upspeak. They ALL sport a thin beard too trying desperately to be trendy and salvage their masculinity. But in reality they all come off as GAY if you ask me… Im going to start publicly shaming men who talk like women in front of me… just start mimicking their upspeak and call them f~~s. duechbags.

Thank GOD I dont speak this way. My fear is that I will hear it too often and began to accidentally talk like that? And it would be ummm, sooo depressing? That I would need to take medicine and see a therapist? ugh… really?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

We have two, allegedly ‘righteous’ men at constant odds.
One, a scraggily British Ginger who writes poems about fresh ejaculate on his belly, wiping it around with the tip of his penis as he fantasizes about fingering any variety of garden birds. See picture of Great Spotted Woodpecker. You know it’s Colin when you see a man at the Arboretum with his hand in his pants taking inordinate pleasure in bird-watching.



On the other side we have an NRA Thumper whose pastimes include watching feral cats chase mice through overgrown weeds and under abandoned Stodibackers on his lot somewhere in bum-fvck Kansas, prowling the interwebs for toothless post-wall women who will blow him for a cup of homemade Chicken noodles, and lengthy private cross-dressing sessions blaring Alice Cooper.

Epic stuff Mr Pit. Don’t know where you get all these photos?

If I may correct you on the “Scraggly” part. Never, my beard is actually grown out and is nice and neat BUT bushy. No grooming nonsense from me. Carving into it to appease society. ALL grown out baby! A glorious birds nest on mandible that Tyr himself would be most pleased to wear.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

today’s radio and commercials are inundated with CUCKS speaking vocal-fry, upspeak. They ALL sport a thin beard too trying desperately to be trendy and salvage their masculinity. But in reality they all come off as GAY if you ask me… Im going to start publicly shaming men who talk like women in front of me… just start mimicking their upspeak and call them f~~s. duechbags.
Thank GOD I dont speak this way. My fear is that I will hear it too often and began to accidentally talk like that? And it would be ummm, sooo depressing? That I would need to take medicine and see a therapist? ugh… really?

I reside in cuck city. The left wing council are student obsessed. Every bloody new building for students. Half the c~~~s studying some loads cobblers such as “Black History of the 18th century probably.
Already had one alphabet soup giving it Charlie Big Potatoes. Phoned my employers and the filth(police) after I thrust his pathetic frail meat-suit on the floor with no retort!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

I don’t know about s.hithead Colin, but you got me pretty close with the huge exception of cross dressing. I don’t even think that s.hit is funny when done for comedic purposes.

How’s it gaping today(or whatever twilight zone time it is over in Kansas). Hope you had a stick of celery and a lettuce leaf for lunch.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Hi Colin. Are you doing the Norse gods now? I see you are being called a pagan. Last time I was up to date with your professed beliefs I thought you are a nostic leaning Christian who looked into all sorts of beliefs from curiosity?

Cuck city? Not giving much away there. Just about any city in the UK with a liberal democrat or labour council and quite a few conservative areas too.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Hi Colin. Are you doing the Norse gods now? I see you are being called a pagan. Last time I was up to date with your professed beliefs I thought you are a nostic leaning Christian who looked into all sorts of beliefs from curiosity?
Cuck city? Not giving much away there. Just about any city in the UK with a liberal democrat or labour council and quite a few conservative areas too.

How do Mr Branch. I am a tortured soul. I have been going through the whole bible with a fine toothcomb. It’s just nonsense, the blatant contradictions are incredible. Having Svenska heritage, my heart belongs to mine own people. I still believe in “God” but really struggle to believe in the “bible” one.
You give me your city/town and I will give you mine! A little clue is, its in the top 20 cities in the British Isles.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Hi Colin. Good to see you are using your brain and looking at what makes sense.

I am a bit cheesed off. I tried to write two replies to the thread about useless police girls and instead got signed out. Was it because I used expletives? Wonder if this one will go?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Pretty Soon Colin, your wish will come true. Mr. Pit will stop buying razors and take the plunge. Im working up the nerve. Id already of done it but Im nerous about going the bald man with a black beard look… its so generic and sends the wrong message of who Iam.

But unlike all these gorgeous Red Beard Specimens. I will be a BLACK beard specimen.

I dont think I can do it bro. I dont want to look like a Hipster who owns Ikea furniture. Nor do I want to look like I ride a Harley. Clean Shaving for me. LOLOLOLOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I forgot to add Brad, I am not righteous. I am a damaged entity in need of spiritual healing.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Pretty Soon Colin, your wish will come true. Mr. Pit will stop buying razors and take the plunge. Im working up the nerve. Id already of done it but Im nerous about going the bald man with a black beard look… its so generic and sends the wrong message of who Iam.






But unlike all these gorgeous Red Beard Specimens. I will be a BLACK beard specimen.


I dont think I can do it bro. I dont want to look like a Hipster who owns Ikea furniture. Nor do I want to look like I ride a Harley. Clean Shaving for me. LOLOLOLOL

You finally decided to become a man instead of mouse. Bald with beard is a powerful statement. Since I have grown a full beard, people respect me more as opposed to when I adorned a goatee. Still get the inadequate jealous mutterings, but in general, surprised at the praise.

Nothing wrong with a black beard. One down point with ginger is, one has to grow it out super thick for it to be “prominent”. Can pull just about any facial hair style with black. My mate has really dark facial hair. Had gone down the route of permanent five o’clock shadow. Looks good. Can’t see my bristles when short. About 7months length now.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Hi Colin. Good to see you are using your brain and looking at what makes sense.
I am a bit cheesed off. I tried to write two replies to the thread about useless police girls and instead got signed out. Was it because I used expletives? Wonder if this one will go?

Just doesn’t add up does it……Just read what Yeshua supposedly said. Enough to lose faith, let alone the Tanakh.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Don’t be scared Gravel pit, just do it and free your face from the tyranny of the razor. You just need to experiment with the shape a bit to find a beard that is you. It funny but that is the scary thing about growing a beard -you will be judged -what is he trying to say, what does he want to hide…? whereas with your good boy clean shaven face you will not be judged, you will just be another man.

Most women dislike my beard. I tell them that’s OK.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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