COLONEL THRUSTER

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I suspect you have been lonely most of your life and will continue to be so for the rest of it. That’s why you molest waterfowl.

The Earth will be a boring orb when witty ol’ long sack men aren’t around any more to say stuff like this.Funniest things I have EVER read were on this website by a long shot.
molesting waterfowl. … I mean that is too funny.

Can’t you imagine the sight? This self described mostly bald monster with freckles and a stringy ginger beard sitting alone on the ground in a park petting a goose……passersby staring at the grotesque creature, muttering to one another….”Look at that will you….pitiable, lonely, hideous freak…only friends are the geese….let’s go spit on him.” Oh, no, that last part is what I would say right before I smashed a tumbleweed over him and lit it ablaze.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Obviously the wife did a real number on you. You do know you were at fault as well right? See me. I was a terrible partner and even worse Husband. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but so was she.How do I know you stick your noodle up a cleft? You only talk about blowjobs.

Are you really a woman?! You speak like an illogical woman. You obtuse piece of flotsam….. My marriage with that one woman is a fraction of my experience with women.
I’ve tried what must be every conceivable approach when it comes to a relationship with a woman. The only one that works at all is the fuc.k ’em and forget ’em tactic.
You obviously have very little experience with women. The only reason you’re on this site is because you’re a lonely glob of infected pus.

Jackpot, got little Herm on his first day back.

Listen well you old fool. You are a bitter little man obsessed with placing your flaccid member in an eating hole. You don’t follow ANY teachings of Yeshua. “If so merely look at a woman, you have committed adultery”……
Most of my experience with women are with girls of the night. These toothless grins steeped in sins will tell you as it is. No whispering sweet nothings. Bet my ex is better looking than yours was. DD’s down to her knees motherf~~~er. You ain’t got a fackin scoooooobbby!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I suspect you have been lonely most of your life and will continue to be so for the rest of it. That’s why you molest waterfowl.

The Earth will be a boring orb when witty ol’ long sack men aren’t around any more to say stuff like this.Funniest things I have EVER read were on this website by a long shot.molesting waterfowl. … I mean that is too funny.

Can’t you imagine the sight? This self described mostly bald monster with freckles and a stringy ginger beard sitting alone on the ground in a park petting a goose……passersby staring at the grotesque creature, muttering to one another….”Look at that will you….pitiable, lonely, hideous freak…only friends are the geese….let’s go spit on him.” Oh, no, that last part is what I would say right before I smashed a tumbleweed over him and lit it ablaze.[/quote

Well, we can’t be all ex high school socks like you. In fact, I wouldn’t trust you could put your socks on with that hairy belly in the way.
Anyhow, I’ve met a specimen not like all the rest on plenty of petri-dish. Best she ever had!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

You will never beat me little man. I have only got to write a “f~~” poem and your condensed neurons go into cerebral meltdown.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Obviously the wife did a real number on you. You do know you were at fault as well right? See me. I was a terrible partner and even worse Husband. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but so was she.How do I know you stick your noodle up a cleft? You only talk about blowjobs.

Are you really a woman?! You speak like an illogical woman. You obtuse piece of flotsam….. My marriage with that one woman is a fraction of my experience with women.I’ve tried what must be every conceivable approach when it comes to a relationship with a woman. The only one that works at all is the fuc.k ’em and forget ’em tactic.You obviously have very little experience with women. The only reason you’re on this site is because you’re a lonely glob of infected pus.

Jackpot, got little Herm on his first day back.
Listen well you old fool. You are a bitter little man obsessed with placing your flaccid member in an eating hole. You don’t follow ANY teachings of Yeshua. “If so merely look at a woman, you have committed adultery”……Most of my experience with women are with girls of the night. These toothless grins steeped in sins will tell you as it is. No whispering sweet nothings. Bet my ex is better looking than yours was. DD’s down to her knees motherf~~~er. You ain’t got a fackin scoooooobbby!

I’m neither little nor bitter. I’m happier these days than I’ve been for a long time in my life. I don’t waste time being bitter about the past. As a matter of fact, I like thinking about how bad it was back then because it makes me appreciate my freedom and happiness that much more.

Stop trying to preach to me, you pathetic queer. You’re the bitter one….bitter because you’re so weak, you “fall in love” with prostitutes. Then, in your psychotic misery, you went full f~~ and thought about chopping off your flaccid gristle. Go find yourself and male whore and see if he’ll let you cry on his dirty sack.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Obviously the wife did a real number on you. You do know you were at fault as well right? See me. I was a terrible partner and even worse Husband. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but so was she.How do I know you stick your noodle up a cleft? You only talk about blowjobs.

Are you really a woman?! You speak like an illogical woman. You obtuse piece of flotsam….. My marriage with that one woman is a fraction of my experience with women.I’ve tried what must be every conceivable approach when it comes to a relationship with a woman. The only one that works at all is the fuc.k ’em and forget ’em tactic.You obviously have very little experience with women. The only reason you’re on this site is because you’re a lonely glob of infected pus.

Jackpot, got little Herm on his first day back.Listen well you old fool. You are a bitter little man obsessed with placing your flaccid member in an eating hole. You don’t follow ANY teachings of Yeshua. “If so merely look at a woman, you have committed adultery”……Most of my experience with women are with girls of the night. These toothless grins steeped in sins will tell you as it is. No whispering sweet nothings. Bet my ex is better looking than yours was. DD’s down to her knees motherf~~~er. You ain’t got a fackin scoooooobbby!

I’m neither little nor bitter. I’m happier these days than I’ve been for a long time in my life. I don’t waste time being bitter about the past. As a matter of fact, I like thinking about how bad it was back then because it makes me appreciate my freedom and happiness that much more.
Stop trying to preach to me, you pathetic queer. You’re the bitter one….bitter because you’re so weak, you “fall in love” with prostitutes. Then, in your psychotic misery, you went full f~~ and thought about chopping off your flaccid gristle. Go find yourself and male whore and see if he’ll let you cry on his dirty sack.

This has to be the best retort from you yet. Well done little man!
Who was it?….I mean, which friend did she straddle? Can’t be “Dave”.
That’s why you reside in the country. Had to get away from Kansas City as it was a daily reminder. Work colleague? Fellow high school sock?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Obviously the wife did a real number on you. You do know you were at fault as well right? See me. I was a terrible partner and even worse Husband. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but so was she.How do I know you stick your noodle up a cleft? You only talk about blowjobs.

Are you really a woman?! You speak like an illogical woman. You obtuse piece of flotsam….. My marriage with that one woman is a fraction of my experience with women.I’ve tried what must be every conceivable approach when it comes to a relationship with a woman. The only one that works at all is the fuc.k ’em and forget ’em tactic.You obviously have very little experience with women. The only reason you’re on this site is because you’re a lonely glob of infected pus.

Jackpot, got little Herm on his first day back.Listen well you old fool. You are a bitter little man obsessed with placing your flaccid member in an eating hole. You don’t follow ANY teachings of Yeshua. “If so merely look at a woman, you have committed adultery”……Most of my experience with women are with girls of the night. These toothless grins steeped in sins will tell you as it is. No whispering sweet nothings. Bet my ex is better looking than yours was. DD’s down to her knees motherf~~~er. You ain’t got a fackin scoooooobbby!

I’m neither little nor bitter. I’m happier these days than I’ve been for a long time in my life. I don’t waste time being bitter about the past. As a matter of fact, I like thinking about how bad it was back then because it makes me appreciate my freedom and happiness that much more.Stop trying to preach to me, you pathetic queer. You’re the bitter one….bitter because you’re so weak, you “fall in love” with prostitutes. Then, in your psychotic misery, you went full f~~ and thought about chopping off your flaccid gristle. Go find yourself and male whore and see if he’ll let you cry on his dirty sack.

This has to be the best retort from you yet. Well done little man! Who was it?….I mean, which friend did she straddle? Can’t be “Dave”.That’s why you reside in the country. Had to get away from Kansas City as it was a daily reminder. Work colleague? Fellow high school sock?

Can you at least try to be a bit more coherent in you babbling? Who was who? Who is she? The best I can assume is that you figure my x cheated on me. To the best of my knowledge, she did not. However, even if I found out today that she did, it wouldn’t bother me as I was doing enough cheating for the both of us. Only felt guilty the first couple of times. After that, I was doing what I was basically being forced to do by the horrible wife and I wish I had not turned down the many other opportunities I had to cheat on her.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

You really are a high school sock! What happened? Why the massive gut? Talk to me…..

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really are a high school sock! What happened? Why the massive gut? Talk to me…..

When I got married, I was 180 pounds. Before marriage, I’d go out and have fun with friends doing whatever. After marriage, she began to control. Didn’t want me hanging out with my friends. No smoking no drinking, no doing anything I used to do. So, there was nothing left to do but sit around and watch TV and eat. Years of such a bad habit has taken it’s toll on me. I didn’t gain the weight all at once and it certainly isn’t coming off any faster. I’m losing very little, very slowly, but again the years of slothfulness have been many. I don’t want to hear any advice on weight loss, so if you have any, shove it up your ass. I know what I need to do. Getting out and doing it is the hard part. Pushing that lawnmower around the other day helps, I’m sure, but I need to do more. Living in an office behind a desk every day will throw me into an early grave, however.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really are a high school sock! What happened? Why the massive gut? Talk to me…..

When I got married, I was 180 pounds. Before marriage, I’d go out and have fun with friends doing whatever. After marriage, she began to control. Didn’t want me hanging out with my friends. No smoking no drinking, no doing anything I used to do. So, there was nothing left to do but sit around and watch TV and eat. Years of such a bad habit has taken it’s toll on me. I didn’t gain the weight all at once and it certainly isn’t coming off any faster. I’m losing very little, very slowly, but again the years of slothfulness have been many. I don’t want to hear any advice on weight loss, so if you have any, shove it up your ass. I know what I need to do. Getting out and doing it is the hard part. Pushing that lawnmower around the other day helps, I’m sure, but I need to do more. Living in an office behind a desk every day will throw me into an early grave, however.

Two words: Colonic Irrigation. You can shove that up your ARSE.
180lb. Speak normal, it’s stone and kilograms here. I surmise you are 5ft 8/9″.
Wow, you really were a good little submissive husband. No wonder you are the way you are.
If I get married to the woman from plenty of petri dish will you come to the wedding if I pay for the hotel/airfare/ and expenses?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

5ft 8″! Ha, I was longer than that when I came out of Maters downstairs lips.
Real men are over 6ft.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Colin and Hermit are on top form this evening. Good show chaps.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really are a high school sock! What happened? Why the massive gut? Talk to me…..

When I got married, I was 180 pounds. Before marriage, I’d go out and have fun with friends doing whatever. After marriage, she began to control. Didn’t want me hanging out with my friends. No smoking no drinking, no doing anything I used to do. So, there was nothing left to do but sit around and watch TV and eat. Years of such a bad habit has taken it’s toll on me. I didn’t gain the weight all at once and it certainly isn’t coming off any faster. I’m losing very little, very slowly, but again the years of slothfulness have been many. I don’t want to hear any advice on weight loss, so if you have any, shove it up your ass. I know what I need to do. Getting out and doing it is the hard part. Pushing that lawnmower around the other day helps, I’m sure, but I need to do more. Living in an office behind a desk every day will throw me into an early grave, however.

Two words: Colonic Irrigation. You can shove that up your ARSE. 180lb. Speak normal, it’s stone and kilograms here. I surmise you are 5ft 8/9″.Wow, you really were a good little submissive husband. No wonder you are the way you are.If I get married to the woman from plenty of petri dish will you come to the wedding if I pay for the hotel/airfare/ and expenses?

I’m 6 feet you ignorant, wretched subhuman. There are a plethora of conversion sites. Stop being a lazy complaining child and use them.

I don’t go to weddings or funerals. They are both useless ceremonies.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Colin and Hermit are on top form this evening. Good show chaps.[/quoteWe

I ain’t even started yet! Well, got to go soon. My beloved may be messaging me.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You really are a high school sock! What happened? Why the massive gut? Talk to me…..

When I got married, I was 180 pounds. Before marriage, I’d go out and have fun with friends doing whatever. After marriage, she began to control. Didn’t want me hanging out with my friends. No smoking no drinking, no doing anything I used to do. So, there was nothing left to do but sit around and watch TV and eat. Years of such a bad habit has taken it’s toll on me. I didn’t gain the weight all at once and it certainly isn’t coming off any faster. I’m losing very little, very slowly, but again the years of slothfulness have been many. I don’t want to hear any advice on weight loss, so if you have any, shove it up your ass. I know what I need to do. Getting out and doing it is the hard part. Pushing that lawnmower around the other day helps, I’m sure, but I need to do more. Living in an office behind a desk every day will throw me into an early grave, however.

Two words: Colonic Irrigation. You can shove that up your ARSE. 180lb. Speak normal, it’s stone and kilograms here. I surmise you are 5ft 8/9″.Wow, you really were a good little submissive husband. No wonder you are the way you are.If I get married to the woman from plenty of petri dish will you come to the wedding if I pay for the hotel/airfare/ and expenses?

I’m 6 feet you ignorant, wretched subhuman. There are a plethora of conversion sites. Stop being a lazy complaining child and use them.
I don’t go to weddings or funerals. They are both useless ceremonies.

Still taller than you anus bleacher.
I’ll be at your funeral. Instead of a pedo priest throwing soil, it will be me throwing my seed and a huge pile of tumbleweed onto your coffin. If they make coffins that big…….

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

What’s your real name anyway? Probably something like Bobby Mcdougall or Johnny Hand. Midwest cowboy s~~~.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Barry Lyndon is Hermit’s real name.

Just received footage of Hermit and Colin rough housing over Memorial Day weekend.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Barry Lyndon is Hermit’s real name.

Just received footage of Hermit and Colin rough housing over Memorial Day weekend.

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Lord Barry Lyndon. He is the Earl of Hermitage.
Me, I am a s~~~ kicking serf. Swamp fodder for the spivs from the home counties who frequent this cess pool of a city I was lumbered with.

Keep exterminating the red coats matey!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Just had another chop. Twice today. Don’t know what’s got into me the last couple of weeks. Bloody shoulders hurting again…..

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Still taller than you

Good, incase I aim too high, the bullet will still hit your grotesque, monster faced head.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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