COLONEL THRUSTER

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Don’t be scared Gravel pit, just do it and free your face from the tyranny of the razor. You just need to experiment with the shape a bit to find a beard that is you. It funny but that is the scary thing about growing a beard -you will be judged -what is he trying to say, what does he want to hide…? whereas with your good boy clean shaven face you will not be judged, you will just be another man.
Most women dislike my beard. I tell them that’s OK.

Studies have shown that women prefer stubble as opposed to an actual beard. I suppose so they can still see the contours of ones face. Not hidden under a pile of tumbleweed.
Interesting Mr Branch. Most of the praise given has been from women. Older ones granted. Men usually slag off, but to be fair, these are the same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I don’t know about s.hithead Colin, but you got me pretty close with the huge exception of cross dressing. I don’t even think that s.hit is funny when done for comedic purposes.

How’s it gaping today(or whatever twilight zone time it is over in Kansas). Hope you had a stick of celery and a lettuce leaf for lunch.

I’ve told you already that it’s 6 hours later here, stupid oaf. I’ll easily be able to switch time zones when I come to visit you with my brand new magnificent timepiece I recently purchased. Pull the crown out half way, give it a couple spins and it automatically adjusts to London time, or whatever I set it for. Cost me quite a bit, but I couldn’t pass it up.

I had two cans of V8 Juice. One didn’t seem to fill me up enough. Looking forward to maybe having some spaghetti tonight. Been kinda’ craving some more baked ziti now that I’ve learned how to make it well. Cheesy deliciousness with all that mozzarella.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I don’t know about s.hithead Colin, but you got me pretty close with the huge exception of cross dressing. I don’t even think that s.hit is funny when done for comedic purposes.

How’s it gaping today(or whatever twilight zone time it is over in Kansas). Hope you had a stick of celery and a lettuce leaf for lunch.

I’ve told you already that it’s 6 hours later here, stupid oaf. I’ll easily be able to switch time zones when I come to visit you with my brand new magnificent timepiece I recently purchased. Pull the crown out half way, give it a couple spins and it automatically adjusts to London time, or whatever I set it for. Cost me quite a bit, but I couldn’t pass it up.

I had two cans of V8 Juice. One didn’t seem to fill me up enough. Looking forward to maybe having some spaghetti tonight. Been kinda’ craving some more baked ziti now that I’ve learned how to make it well. Cheesy deliciousness with all that mozzarella.

Ha! I’ve wound you up more than that poxy watch you bought. How many dollars was that?
Remember, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. You can’t buy your way in my American friend.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

You a fellow egghead too? Do you have a spoon phobia like me?
Go for it. Be patient. It will look weak for the first 2-3months until it really thickens and fills in…..although you are dark haired.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.

I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.
I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.
I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.
I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

Short only really works when the colours darker. I personally prefer thicker facial hair in general. Whilst it does make you look older/meaner/uglier, it also looks more masculine. That’s what Colin’s all about baby!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha! I’ve wound you up more than that poxy watch you bought. How many dollars was that?Remember, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. You can’t buy your way in my American friend.

You don’t ever wind this and you never have to change out a battery. The power cell is recharged by light, any type of light. Also I’ll never have to adjust for that stupid daylight savings time again. It does it automatically due to the radio signal it receives from the atomic clock in Colorado. It retails for over $600.00, but I didn’t pay that much for it. I found it much cheaper at an on line store.

I am by no means a financially well off person, which is why I have to work for a living. Thanks for letting me know that God will not accept payment to pass through the pearly gates.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

Short only really works when the colours darker. I personally prefer thicker facial hair in general. Whilst it does make you look older/meaner/uglier, it also looks more masculine. That’s what Colin’s all about baby!

My facial hair is mostly gray these days.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

same specimens that would fixate on my lack of hair and call me “baldy” if I was clean shaven.

true! you catch sh:t either way… shaven or bearded. I think Im gonna go for it. I always wanted to try a full beard in the Winter. In order for that to be possible, you have to start growing it int he Summer.

I always have a beard, but keep it trimmed pretty short. A few months back I had grown a very long full beard. I liked the way it looked, but couldn’t stand the way it felt. Damn thing shed quite a bit too. Once I shaved it all off, it was so nice to feel the shower water on my face again.I may let it grow long again and just see how long I can stand it.

Short only really works when the colours darker. I personally prefer thicker facial hair in general. Whilst it does make you look older/meaner/uglier, it also looks more masculine. That’s what Colin’s all about baby!

My facial hair is mostly gray these days.

Grey, I don’t know that coloUr?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha! I’ve wound you up more than that poxy watch you bought. How many dollars was that?Remember, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. You can’t buy your way in my American friend.

You don’t ever wind this and you never have to change out a battery. The power cell is recharged by light, any type of light. Also I’ll never have to adjust for that stupid daylight savings time again. It does it automatically due to the radio signal it receives from the atomic clock in Colorado. It retails for over $600.00, but I didn’t pay that much for it. I found it much cheaper at an on line store.
I am by no means a financially well off person, which is why I have to work for a living. Thanks for letting me know that God will not accept payment to pass through the pearly gates.

No problemo.
Shopping like a woman. Why can’t you just be content with simple pleasures?
I have a pay as you go mobile. Bought for £20. My previous one was £12! I wear shoes that cost £12.50p. Why can’t you be a good Christian like me.
Remember the man who came to Yeshua who said he had kept all the laws? Yeshua told him to sell all his possessions and follow him……..Could be a parable for some goon I know.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha! I’ve wound you up more than that poxy watch you bought. How many dollars was that?Remember, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. You can’t buy your way in my American friend.

You don’t ever wind this and you never have to change out a battery. The power cell is recharged by light, any type of light. Also I’ll never have to adjust for that stupid daylight savings time again. It does it automatically due to the radio signal it receives from the atomic clock in Colorado. It retails for over $600.00, but I didn’t pay that much for it. I found it much cheaper at an on line store.I am by no means a financially well off person, which is why I have to work for a living. Thanks for letting me know that God will not accept payment to pass through the pearly gates.

No problemo. Shopping like a woman. Why can’t you just be content with simple pleasures?I have a pay as you go mobile. Bought for £20. My previous one was £12! I wear shoes that cost £12.50p. Why can’t you be a good Christian like me.Remember the man who came to Yeshua who said he had kept all the laws? Yeshua told him to sell all his possessions and follow him……..Could be a parable for some goon I know.

You shop like a woman. Mobiles are for women. I don’t own one myself.

I will admit that this watch was a very unnecessary purchase. It was a want, not a need. Most people, I’m sure you included, waste money on something they don’t need.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Ha! I’ve wound you up more than that poxy watch you bought. How many dollars was that?Remember, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. You can’t buy your way in my American friend.

You don’t ever wind this and you never have to change out a battery. The power cell is recharged by light, any type of light. Also I’ll never have to adjust for that stupid daylight savings time again. It does it automatically due to the radio signal it receives from the atomic clock in Colorado. It retails for over $600.00, but I didn’t pay that much for it. I found it much cheaper at an on line store.I am by no means a financially well off person, which is why I have to work for a living. Thanks for letting me know that God will not accept payment to pass through the pearly gates.

No problemo. Shopping like a woman. Why can’t you just be content with simple pleasures?I have a pay as you go mobile. Bought for £20. My previous one was £12! I wear shoes that cost £12.50p. Why can’t you be a good Christian like me.Remember the man who came to Yeshua who said he had kept all the laws? Yeshua told him to sell all his possessions and follow him……..Could be a parable for some goon I know.

You shop like a woman. Mobiles are for women. I don’t own one myself.
I will admit that this watch was a very unnecessary purchase. It was a want, not a need. Most people, I’m sure you included, waste money on something they don’t need.

Yeah, usually sex chat lines. A mate asked me today how I reckoned I have spent on chat lines over the years. I estimate approx. £5000.
I need a mobile as I am self-employed and to talk to horny housewives……..only 40p a minute!

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