COLONEL THRUSTER

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I met a girl who couldn’t trust
It was pure lust

I told her she must
As I bust
A nut
Up her peachy butt

Rushing to the loo
With a John Wayne gait
No worrying about a me-too
Or her period being late

Watch my seed go splat
All over the not welcome mat
Where the rest where she sat
Dribbled out the back

A mixture of white goo
Mingled with a stench of poo

Pushed out by a 22 stone
Big-boned wrench
Who hadn’t a clue

I’m colonel thruster the nut buster
I’ll fluster your anus with luster

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Back on form Blade.
A Goose Harold Bishop.

[BubParticipant 1405]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A mixture of white goo
Mingled with a stench of poo

That’s perverse!

I liked it…….

Just rolling down the road

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Bub wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A mixture of white gooMingled with a stench of poo

That’s perverse!
I liked it…….

I liked doing it Colonel!

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Colon Thruster

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

XSDBS wrote:

Colon Thruster

Colin is the Colonel Colon Thruster. Check out my other poems baby.

[bladeParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Back on form Blade. A Goose Harold Bishop.

was getting worried ,much better . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

blade wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Back on form Blade. A Goose Harold Bishop.

was getting worried ,much better . Lol

Glad to be writing again about things “down under”

[Gravel PitParticipant]

erupted in audible laughter on this one. Your brain makes the best word connections bro. LOL.

The part … “dribbled out the back…” beuwhhahwhhwh!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

erupted in audible laughter on this one. Your brain makes the best word connections bro. LOL.
The part … “dribbled out the back…” beuwhhahwhhwh!

Hope those Cowboy hats ain’t melting in 35degree Dallas.
Been terrorising on Plenty of Petri Dish. Currently interacting with a specimen who enjoys my poems. I haven’t yet had the gonads to send her my most prized and crude ones. Gave her my number, see if she phones. Well I am the Colonel Thruster after all….
Keep anal collapsing those f~~~ers in Collin county matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Been terrorising on Plenty of Petri Dish. Currently interacting with a specimen who enjoys my poems.

Now Mr. Thrasher, Don’t elope to Vegas just ’cause some Gash gives you a handy. I dont wanna hear any Mushy excuses about feelings and cuddles and sh~t. You raw-dog it, splooge some baby-batter in her easy-bake oven and then hightail it back to your highland meadows. ya hear!

Dont make me and Hermit come up there and ring your ears.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Been terrorising on Plenty of Petri Dish. Currently interacting with a specimen who enjoys my poems.

Now Mr. Thrasher, Don’t elope to Vegas just ’cause some Gash gives you a handy. I dont wanna hear any Mushy excuses about feelings and cuddles and sh~t. You raw-dog it, splooge some baby-batter in her easy-bake oven and then hightail it back to your highland meadows. ya hear!
Dont make me and Hermit come up there and ring your ears.

It’s been nearly three years since I my tadpoles have made they’re way in a loose moist cleft. Can I still get it up? Just sent her the “Masturbator Hater” one. 12am here in blighty.
Bareback every time! Even the hookers!

Where is that Kansas goon anyway? I’m lonely.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Yer gonna scare her off with your brainy-composure. Women do not like anything they dont understand or cant easily manipulate. Once they find out you’re smart, they get intimidated by that. Youre supposed to be a dump ape, a brute jock with a big shaft.

I dont know, I guess some smarter women prefer smarter guys. Enjoy yourself. If you poke her turf, do it at her house. Dont let that bitch in your house, least not until you know she aint some psycho bitch..

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Yer gonna scare her off with your brainy-composure. Women do not like anything they dont understand or cant easily manipulate. Once they find out you’re smart, they get intimidated by that. Youre supposed to be a dump ape, a brute jock with a big shaft.
I dont know, I guess some smarter women prefer smarter guys. Enjoy yourself. If you poke her turf, do it at her house. Dont let that bitch in your house, least not until you know she aint some psycho bitch..[/quote

You could be right, although this specimen is a writer herself. She converses in riddles as do I. She does take an awful long time I reply back, if she replies at all. Three nights ago sent me two pics of her cat. I suppose it is a touch off putting talking to a blank face as I haven’t put any pics of myself. I told her she isn’t quite really for sublimity.

To be honest, It’s highly unlikely our meatsuits will converge. If they do, I will be the biggest and best she ever had!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Everytime I project about what a woman will be like, or what the character of her mind is. IM SADLY MISTAKEN.

They do not move deliberately or with passion in romantic situations. Its SOOOOO dulling. And they have ZERO sense of romanticism or LOVE.

When you mentioned her taking her sweet time to respond. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. What a dumb animal. She is beneath you for sure, a low-thing. Dont let her RUIN your soul man.

NONE of these hoes are deserving of you Colin.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Everytime I project about what a woman will be like, or what the character of her mind is. IM SADLY MISTAKEN.
They do not move deliberately or with passion in romantic situations. Its SOOOOO dulling. And they have ZERO sense of romanticism or LOVE.
When you mentioned her taking her sweet time to respond. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN. What a dumb animal. She is beneath you for sure, a low-thing. Dont let her RUIN your soul man.
NONE of these hoes are deserving of you Colin.

Thanks for the praise. You seem a stand up guy yourself. Like you said before, it’s a shame me, you, Mickey, blade, Carnage and that bloody Herm couldn’t meet up. Probably be the best night all of us ever had!
Amateur psychologically here, but perhaps as she is a writer she feels threatened, taking away her glory. She already told me what town she resides in. She is 36, no kids, never married(assuming correct from her profile) with a male Cat. She is attractive in a sultry, haunted way. The ones I always attract.
I am 41. Too long in the tooth to be playing games. As much as we all on here have male bravado, it’s unnatural to go without a woman for too long. I’m sick of bastard buying new socks to wipe my congealed tadpoles with!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

LOL. Ya I agree. Im probably doing all this work out bullssit in order to unconsciously score some tang. I ran 8 miles in one shot last week. Yesterday I ran a full 10.6 miles. (17 Kilometers)

I tell myself its for me. But the reality is that my 10 months of vigor was brought on by sexual frustration at not getting any sex or the attention I feel like I deserve.

Soon I will get the prize I think Im due… yet I know I will immediately see that the almighty Front Hole is still lackluster and overhyped

At least I can get the pu$$y and then return to doing my own thing. NO LOVE. I have to keep coming here to reingest the message or I will succomb to blue pills default state.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Im glad I had the MGTOW experience and typed so many words back and forth with the men here. WE ALL KNOW, THAT WE KNOW, that none of us was alone. IT MEANT ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

I certainly know that I never stood alone. I KEPT ALL OF YOU IN MY MIND. I keep you all in my mind as little characters that cheer me on and never let me stray. Youre all heroes like Council Men in Gravel Pit’s brain so he doesn’t falter.

And you may have a cubby hole in your own brain
where GP’s caricature calls out Drill Movements:
“Left Right, Left RIght, Lefty right a leigh-ohhh! Don’t take no orders from no HOES!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

LOL. Ya I agree. Im probably doing all this work out bullssit in order to unconsciously score some tang. I ran 8 miles in one shot last week. Yesterday I ran a full 10.6 miles. (17 Kilometers)
I tell myself its for me. But the reality is that my 10 months of vigor was brought on by sexual frustration at not getting any sex or the attention I feel like I deserve.
Soon I will get the prize I think Im due… yet I know I will immediately see that the almighty Front Hole is still lackluster and overhyped
At least I can get the pu$$y and then return to doing my own thing. NO LOVE. I have to keep coming here to reingest the message or I will succomb to blue pills default state.

We all use terminology here but the crux is, as masculine men, it is natural and healthy to interact(on all levels) with females. This third wave of feminism has allowed women to become who they always were. I think sometimes, the chase is more alluring than the capture.

I thought I was in love twice but realise it was just brain chemicals on overload.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Im glad I had the MGTOW experience and typed so many words back and forth with the men here. WE ALL KNOW, THAT WE KNOW, that none of us was alone. IT MEANT ALL THE DIFFERENCE.
I certainly know that I never stood alone. I KEPT ALL OF YOU IN MY MIND. I keep you all in my mind as little characters that cheer me on and never let me stray. Youre all heroes like Council Men in Gravel Pit’s brain so he doesn’t falter.
And you may have a cubby hole in your own brainwhere GP’s caricature calls out Drill Movements: “Left Right, Left RIght, Lefty right a leigh-ohhh! Don’t take no orders from no HOES!

I’m reminded everyday not to succumb by driving through the red light district on my way home. Never again do I want to place myself in that position. Pining for a wicked entity devoid of any emotion, other than to inflict pain on others as others had inflicted onto her. Sometimes the urge is strong to get a hooker, but I am a soft bastard and end up getting “feelings” for them.
Neuroticism is a powerful emotionally state!

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