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    Here is some background material for your gun poem Colin. I fear you may find it as difficult to write a poem about liking guns as I would to write a poem about homosexual love -I just lack the natural inspiration.
    One big thing that a lot of people (even some shooters) here in the UK do not understand is that the word gun can genuinely go in the same sentence as the word fun. (Here the prevailing culture tends to think gun only either goes in the same sentence as crime or responsibility). Sure you need to be responsible with guns just like you do with cars, chainsaws or boats (a lot more men get killed by cars, saws and boats than they ever do by guns) but you can also just like them and have fun with them. (Yes it is really not irresponsible or illegal to go somewhere that you have permission, that has a safe backstop and where no one else will be and then just shoot fun stuff with your mates) One can tell jokes about guns. One can like guns for themselves and show them round your mates. One can have some fun with the boys shooting one day and one can also be a gun nerd meticulously working up a load or working on his inner shooting position the next.
    Also please don’t rhyme “new Glock” with “small c~~~” or anything else similar. We are not all necessarily deficient as men just because we think guns improve life.

    Very well said. If he’s going to be phallic with his gun poem, he may as well not write it at all. It’d just be stupid.

    Gun ownership and shooting is a very fun hobby. It is so satisfying when all that practice pays off and you hear the ping of the steel and see the plate move. It’s also good to have the comradery that goes along with shooting with friends who also appreciate guns.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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    Yeah the pleasure of spending time with men who like shooting is not to be underestimated. I belong to a club and I have met a lot of sound guys there. In this country the police make it pretty hard to get a gun and so one thig you can be sure of is that the average guy with a gun has either never been convicted of any crime or did something very minor a long, long time ago, is probably a home owner or at least a long term renter (because of the need to meet security requirements) is rarely broke (Jumping through hoops is not cheap) is not “intemperate” as the law says and is pretty level headed. A gun club is a good place to find sensible people who know how to stick at a thing.

    There may be something like a natural born good shot out there but people would probably say he was just a boring nerd who could follow instructions like a robot and concentrate without feeling excited, bored or frustrated. Most of us struggle to become good shots because the human mind does not readily have perfect simultaneous focus on position, hold, alignment and triggering and the background story all at once. Everything (save back ground story in hunting and decision to trigger in both hunting and target shooting) has to get put on a sort of self checking autopilot after tens of thousands of self critical shots and that is only achieved by years of dedication. Good shots are not like guys you see in the films Colin. They are calm, and make the correct sequences of movement with the most efficient movements necessary. An accountant is probably a better natural shot than a soldier.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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    Yeah the pleasure of spending time with men who like shooting is not to be underestimated. I belong to a club and I have met a lot of sound guys there. In this country the police make it pretty hard to get a gun and so one thig you can be sure of is that the average guy with a gun has either never been convicted of any crime or did something very minor a long, long time ago, is probably a home owner or at least a long term renter (because of the need to meet security requirements) is rarely broke (Jumping through hoops is not cheap) is not “intemperate” as the law says and is pretty level headed. A gun club is a good place to find sensible people who know how to stick at a thing.
    There may be something like a natural born good shot out there but people would probably say he was just a boring nerd who could follow instructions like a robot and concentrate without feeling excited, bored or frustrated. Most of us struggle to become good shots because the human mind does not readily have perfect simultaneous focus on position, hold, alignment and triggering and the background story all at once. Everything (save back ground story in hunting and decision to trigger in both hunting and target shooting) has to get put on a sort of self checking autopilot after tens of thousands of self critical shots and that is only achieved by years of dedication. Good shots are not like guys you see in the films Colin. They are calm, and make the correct sequences of movement with the most efficient movements necessary. An accountant is probably a better natural shot than a soldier.

    I’ve never known anyone to be a naturally good shot. Like I’ve said, I grew up with guns, but they were rifles only, so I’m a pretty good shot with a rifle. Handguns on the other hand, my dad never taught me anything about handguns. While handling is generally the same with any weapon, shooting a handgun accurately is much more difficult than a rifle. Hand position on the grip, stance, breathing, trigger pull…..it all has to be done right, or you will not hit s~~~ with a pistol at distance. Once I finally learned how to shoot a handgun, it was a very proud moment for me. Now that I’ve learned, sometimes it seems so easy, I will lose my frame of mind and start missing and not understand why. Then it clicks and I get my mind right and make sure breathing, grip, stance…..all of that is being done correctly and I can get it back and start hitting again. It took me hundreds of rounds to even begin to hit the target at distance. No, it’s nothing like it is in most movies. It’s hard enough to hit the target when you’re calm and collected. I can’t imagine what it’d be like if your trying to defend your life or the life of someone else.

    I’m assuming you are not allowed any semi-automatic weapons over there, is that correct? I’m so spoiled by my AR-15 rifle and my 1911 handgun, it’s no fun to shoot my lever action or my revolvers. I was thinking of selling those, but it’s hard to part with a gun even if I never shoot it.

    With all this gun talk, I believe I’ll be heading to the range this weekend. Need to pick up some more ammunition, I suppose.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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    Yeah the pleasure of spending time with men who like shooting is not to be underestimated. I belong to a club and I have met a lot of sound guys there. In this country the police make it pretty hard to get a gun and so one thig you can be sure of is that the average guy with a gun has either never been convicted of any crime or did something very minor a long, long time ago, is probably a home owner or at least a long term renter (because of the need to meet security requirements) is rarely broke (Jumping through hoops is not cheap) is not “intemperate” as the law says and is pretty level headed. A gun club is a good place to find sensible people who know how to stick at a thing.
    There may be something like a natural born good shot out there but people would probably say he was just a boring nerd who could follow instructions like a robot and concentrate without feeling excited, bored or frustrated. Most of us struggle to become good shots because the human mind does not readily have perfect simultaneous focus on position, hold, alignment and triggering and the background story all at once. Everything (save back ground story in hunting and decision to trigger in both hunting and target shooting) has to get put on a sort of self checking autopilot after tens of thousands of self critical shots and that is only achieved by years of dedication. Good shots are not like guys you see in the films Colin. They are calm, and make the correct sequences of movement with the most efficient movements necessary. An accountant is probably a better natural shot than a soldier.

    You are not convincing me. I will stick to my closed fist.

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    Yeah the pleasure of spending time with men who like shooting is not to be underestimated. I belong to a club and I have met a lot of sound guys there. In this country the police make it pretty hard to get a gun and so one thig you can be sure of is that the average guy with a gun has either never been convicted of any crime or did something very minor a long, long time ago, is probably a home owner or at least a long term renter (because of the need to meet security requirements) is rarely broke (Jumping through hoops is not cheap) is not “intemperate” as the law says and is pretty level headed. A gun club is a good place to find sensible people who know how to stick at a thing.There may be something like a natural born good shot out there but people would probably say he was just a boring nerd who could follow instructions like a robot and concentrate without feeling excited, bored or frustrated. Most of us struggle to become good shots because the human mind does not readily have perfect simultaneous focus on position, hold, alignment and triggering and the background story all at once. Everything (save back ground story in hunting and decision to trigger in both hunting and target shooting) has to get put on a sort of self checking autopilot after tens of thousands of self critical shots and that is only achieved by years of dedication. Good shots are not like guys you see in the films Colin. They are calm, and make the correct sequences of movement with the most efficient movements necessary. An accountant is probably a better natural shot than a soldier.

    I’ve never known anyone to be a naturally good shot. Like I’ve said, I grew up with guns, but they were rifles only, so I’m a pretty good shot with a rifle. Handguns on the other hand, my dad never taught me anything about handguns. While handling is generally the same with any weapon, shooting a handgun accurately is much more difficult than a rifle. Hand position on the grip, stance, breathing, trigger pull…..it all has to be done right, or you will not hit s~~~ with a pistol at distance. Once I finally learned how to shoot a handgun, it was a very proud moment for me. Now that I’ve learned, sometimes it seems so easy, I will lose my frame of mind and start missing and not understand why. Then it clicks and I get my mind right and make sure breathing, grip, stance…..all of that is being done correctly and I can get it back and start hitting again. It took me hundreds of rounds to even begin to hit the target at distance. No, it’s nothing like it is in most movies. It’s hard enough to hit the target when you’re calm and collected. I can’t imagine what it’d be like if your trying to defend your life or the life of someone else.
    I’m assuming you are not allowed any semi-automatic weapons over there, is that correct? I’m so spoiled by my AR-15 rifle and my 1911 handgun, it’s no fun to shoot my lever action or my revolvers. I was thinking of selling those, but it’s hard to part with a gun even if I never shoot it.
    With all this gun talk, I believe I’ll be heading to the range this weekend. Need to pick up some more ammunition, I suppose.

    It is about time we had some old fashioned killings without bloody guns. Has there ever been a saucepan serial killer? Food for thought Colin(see what I there!)

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    Yeah they banned semi auto in anything but 0.22lr after some idiot called Micheal Ryan went on a shooting spree in a town called Hungerford. After some strange scout master who had been kicked out of his gun club for being a freak then murdered school kids in Dunblaine the lefty t~~~ Tony Blair banned proper handguns to keep all the nations’ mothers happy. To be honest I would think if you wanted to do massive damage to large numbers at close quarters a large magazine shot gun or two loaded with SG would be a preferable choice over a hand gun but the liberals haven’t thought that way yet.

    Pistols have been relegated to black powder or classic hand guns in very controlled conditions on only certain ranges (it lives in a box at a secure range and you hand load for it when there). The only to get a modern cartridge pistol is to let them weld a ridiculous metal stick onto it that alters the balance but makes it longer than “pistol length” so the law says it is OK (so long as you jump through the hoops of certification of course). What makes me sigh with frustration about this is that law abiding folk don’t hacksaw the stick off but if one had a mind to make a suicide attack, one might not be too worried about getting in trouble for sawing the stick off first.

    I shot 30 000 pellets through an air pistol one year. It seemed the most efficient way to learn the skill. It taught me a lot. One good days one could shoot candle flames out. On bad days one just murdered a lot of candles before one got a flame. I do, however, wonder if I could hit a tin can with a real pistol! I have never put one of my old ones on my certificate (you are allowed to collect them with no restriction but god help you if you load a cartridge for one if it is not on your certificate) and I have not fancied one with a silly stick on it so I have never fired one! for shooting fast and moving I quite fancied that Fairbairn Sykes technique of point and shoot. It worked with the air pistol. But then who am I to know? I have been starved of an education in pistols thanks to the liberals. If the criminals with guns come to my house I have to call the underfunded police and wait for them to come. They might be round by the next morning to clear up what is left of me.

    Rifles are really my thing. I think a man is either a shot gun man or a rifle one and I am a rifle one. I am not a master but I have studied the art some years and made some progress. I went down the woods this morning but an easterly wind was a little fickle. I spared a red fox who was changing into bushy winter fur. I sat still enough that a grey squirrel ran up the tree next to me and stared long at me from 2 yards away. I spared him too. But the deer did not come. Then I went to work. The freezer is running low.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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    Yeah they banned semi auto in anything but 0.22lr after some idiot called Micheal Ryan went on a shooting spree in a town called Hungerford. After some strange scout master who had been kicked out of his gun club for being a freak then murdered school kids in Dunblaine the lefty t~~~ Tony Blair banned proper handguns to keep all the nations’ mothers happy. To be honest I would think if you wanted to do massive damage to large numbers at close quarters a large magazine shot gun or two loaded with SG would be a preferable choice over a hand gun but the liberals haven’t thought that way yet.
    Pistols have been relegated to black powder or classic hand guns in very controlled conditions on only certain ranges (it lives in a box at a secure range and you hand load for it when there). The only to get a modern cartridge pistol is to let them weld a ridiculous metal stick onto it that alters the balance but makes it longer than “pistol length” so the law says it is OK (so long as you jump through the hoops of certification of course). What makes me sigh with frustration about this is that law abiding folk don’t hacksaw the stick off but if one had a mind to make a suicide attack, one might not be too worried about getting in trouble for sawing the stick off first.
    I shot 30 000 pellets through an air pistol one year. It seemed the most efficient way to learn the skill. It taught me a lot. One good days one could shoot candle flames out. On bad days one just murdered a lot of candles before one got a flame. I do, however, wonder if I could hit a tin can with a real pistol! I have never put one of my old ones on my certificate (you are allowed to collect them with no restriction but god help you if you load a cartridge for one if it is not on your certificate) and I have not fancied one with a silly stick on it so I have never fired one! for shooting fast and moving I quite fancied that Fairbairn Sykes technique of point and shoot. It worked with the air pistol. But then who am I to know? I have been starved of an education in pistols thanks to the liberals. If the criminals with guns come to my house I have to call the underfunded police and wait for them to come. They might be round by the next morning to clear up what is left of me.
    Rifles are really my thing. I think a man is either a shot gun man or a rifle one and I am a rifle one. I am not a master but I have studied the art some years and made some progress. I went down the woods this morning but an easterly wind was a little fickle. I spared a red fox who was changing into bushy winter fur. I sat still enough that a grey squirrel ran up the tree next to me and stared long at me from 2 yards away. I spared him too. But the deer did not come. Then I went to work. The freezer is running low.

    Very similar conversation with another English friend of mine who is also a gun enthusiast except he used to have a handgun and had to turn it in when forced to by the idiotic law. Not that I’m trying to brag or make you feel bad, but it amazes me how much different the laws are between our two countries and I try to remain very grateful and not take for granted the freedoms we still have here. Being able to walk into a store and less than half an hour later walk out with semi-automatic weapons is a great feeling. We can’t receive them directly in the mail, but if we buy a gun on the internet, we can have it shipped to a local store who has a firearms license. We can have ammunition shipped right to our door though which is nice because you can buy in bulk that way and save some money as opposed to spending sometimes triple or more when buying ammo locally.

    I believe a man should have a handgun, a rifle and a shotgun. Each one has it’s specific purpose. I recently gave away my only shotgun to my son, but I already have my eyes on a nice 12 gauge semi-auto I’m looking to buy. Holds ten rounds where my last one only held five.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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    Ah yeah, crayfish. We have an infestation of the American ones here actually. Just like the Grey Squirrels -they are bigger and badder than our local ones and killing them off. Our native Crayfish may be going to go extinct.
    Now here is the funny bit. You need a license to catch them from the Environment Agency. They are a pest in most of our rivers, causing environmental damage and our government says you need a license to catch them. When you catch them you need to kill the small ones not put them back, which is fair enough just like the law says you have to kill a Grey Squirrel when you catch it but you don’t have to apply to anyone to shoot squirrels. I gather that the application is a mighty hassle and they do not reply to you for months if at all. Good to know the government is really onto the problem.

    Have you ever boiled and eaten a crayfish tail? To me they are just tiny lobsters and very tasty.

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    No I have never gone fishing for Crayfish.

    I think they may have a posh name of Langoustine (or is that only salt water ones?) and I have eaten Langoustine but never cooked it myself. I think I must go crayfish fishing some time. They are in all the rivers round here. I do like to get food from nature.

    About guns in the UK, yes the US is better because it is freer. If only I could emigrate! I love being British but I don’t like this repressive state. Here buying ammunition is such a hassle. You have to take your certificate to a gun shop and buy face to face. Unsurprisingly there are few guns shops because few people want to jump through the hoops to own guns so if your local shop does not have a brand you want, you could be doing a lot of travelling. Then you will only be allowed to purchase as much as it says on your certificate -making sure that you will have more irritating journeys to come soon. Loading your own centre fire is the only way to avoid lots of irritating journeys. You can buy some supplies in decent quantity and then load what you need as you need it rather than stockpiling finished ammunition. Even then they have made the carriage costs on powder and primers so high by making it need to be a specialist courier that you will probably still be driving out to buy these things but at least they are not restricted in quantity.

    You can have a gun sent to your nearest dealer if you buy it on line but only face to face trading rule even applies to sub 12 foot pounds air rifles and sub 6 foot pounds air pistols (which are just a bit weaker than ideal for vermin control anyway).

    I think that what really has me shaking my head is to think of all the wasted time and energy in these gun controls. The hours of police time that is wasted in paperwork, the gallons of fuel wasted in driving miles to a gun dealer when in this modern age surely all the dealers could just log onto a police data base and check at once that you a valid license before sending the ammunition out. Its like they think it is good for us all somehow to waste time. Very virtue signalling.

    I agree that all the different gun types have their proper use (or the types would not have evolved). To not have them all is to miss a useful tool from the tool box. And feminists talk of oppression…

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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    No I have never gone fishing for Crayfish.
    I think they may have a posh name of Langoustine (or is that only salt water ones?) and I have eaten Langoustine but never cooked it myself. I think I must go crayfish fishing some time. They are in all the rivers round here. I do like to get food from nature.
    About guns in the UK, yes the US is better because it is freer. If only I could emigrate! I love being British but I don’t like this repressive state. Here buying ammunition is such a hassle. You have to take your certificate to a gun shop and buy face to face. Unsurprisingly there are few guns shops because few people want to jump through the hoops to own guns so if your local shop does not have a brand you want, you could be doing a lot of travelling. Then you will only be allowed to purchase as much as it says on your certificate -making sure that you will have more irritating journeys to come soon. Loading your own centre fire is the only way to avoid lots of irritating journeys. You can buy some supplies in decent quantity and then load what you need as you need it rather than stockpiling finished ammunition. Even then they have made the carriage costs on powder and primers so high by making it need to be a specialist courier that you will probably still be driving out to buy these things but at least they are not restricted in quantity.
    You can have a gun sent to your nearest dealer if you buy it on line but only face to face trading rule even applies to sub 12 foot pounds air rifles and sub 6 foot pounds air pistols (which are just a bit weaker than ideal for vermin control anyway).
    I think that what really has me shaking my head is to think of all the wasted time and energy in these gun controls. The hours of police time that is wasted in paperwork, the gallons of fuel wasted in driving miles to a gun dealer when in this modern age surely all the dealers could just log onto a police data base and check at once that you a valid license before sending the ammunition out. Its like they think it is good for us all somehow to waste time. Very virtue signalling.
    I agree that all the different gun types have their proper use (or the types would not have evolved). To not have them all is to miss a useful tool from the tool box. And feminists talk of oppression…

    I don’t know if there is an actual way to “fish” for crayfish. We just go find them and pick them up and put them in a bucket with some water. I suppose you could bait them by putting a dead fish in the water and wait for them to show up to eat the carcass. We always just knew where to find them and then we’d just plop them in some boiling water for a bit. Takes a lot of them to make a decent snack, but they’re tasty.

    I would hate to live over there, especially after being spoiled by the freedoms over here. Every time I talk to you or other English friends of mine, it makes me want to buy more ammo and more guns. I am really anxious to buy this shotgun I’ve been looking at, but I’m getting ready to spend some money on my motorcycle so I want to get that out of the way first. Just as soon as I feel I have enough money though, I’m getting that beautiful Mossberg 12 gauge semi-auto.

    Gun control and gun laws are a ridiculous waste of time, effort and money and they change nothing, at least not for the better. I remember when we had the waiting period of 5 days, or whatever it was. Glad that nonsense is long gone. Now it’s just a few minutes.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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    As I understand it from reading and from friends who have caught them, you get something dead or some cheap bacon and tie it on something flat that you lower into the water -like chicken wire tied on a hoop maybe? and then pull it up a few minutes later, hoping to find crayfish on it. I really must try it.

    I do think gun control legislation achieves little because only criminals commit gun crime and criminals don’t worry too much about laws. Simple really.

    Another thing to make you feel pleased to be in the lands of the free -if I were to want a shotgun with a magazine greater than 2 shots, I would need to go cap in hand to the police, fill in a form, include a cheque and tell them I had a good reason to have the gun (like shooting lots of pigeons as they fly off) I would then have to give the land owner’s address so they can check up). They would then a few weeks later probably put one shotgun of that size put it on my firearms license (most people who have shot guns only have shot gun certificates, not fire arms certificates, so they can’t do this anyway. Second hand large magazine shot guns are therefore cheap as chips as there are not many buyers. Of course I would need to keep the shotgun locked in a steel box with two locks on it so really if my house was attacked, by the time I got the box open and loaded it, I would be dead anyway.

    Of course if my name was Abdul and me and my mate Mo wanted to go and spray some infidels with buckshot (which is probably more dangerous in a crowded shopping centre than a 30 cal and needs no training), I would get a shot gun certificate and buy lots of semi auto shotguns with gay 2 shot magazines. I would then simply adapt them by using a longer tube and longer spring (its not rocket science folks). The police would not like this but I guess that would not be my problem because I would have my 50 virgins in paradise by the time they came knocking to take away my shot gun certificate. Once again criminals do not worry about regulation…

    Enjoy your new shot gun. When you get it, shoot some official paperwork with it for me.

    A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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    You are denying yourself Mr Branch, it is 72.

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    one shotgun

    Oh my gosh, only 2 shots? Yes thank you, that does make me appreciate living over here even more. The shotgun I’m going to buy has a 9 round capacity. The only laws for regulating round capacity is for certain types of hunting. Then I would need to put a “plug” in my magazine to fill up space so I could only load 3 rounds in it.

    I will enjoy the shotgun when I get it. It’ll be nice to not have to reload so often when shooting clays.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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