Colin's no longer in a Coma

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oh yes there is. I will beseech the Goose God, Gos to rain down a torrent of pellets as big as that star spangled head of yours. Flushed away with the rest of the turds.Now, don’t make me dance in my soiled underpants…….

Because you are such a nasty reprobate, I will plan, and make promise, to gorge myself on the flesh of as many ducks as my swollen stomach can contain.

Get algae poisoning you ‘orrible septic tank.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

A Goose Mary Madelene.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oh yes there is. I will beseech the Goose God, Gos to rain down a torrent of pellets as big as that star spangled head of yours. Flushed away with the rest of the turds.Now, don’t make me dance in my soiled underpants…….

Because you are such a nasty reprobate, I will plan, and make promise, to gorge myself on the flesh of as many ducks as my swollen stomach can contain.

Get algae poisoning you ‘orrible septic tank.

LOL What do you care of these rabid, finger removing American ducks? It’s not like I’m going to come over there and eat the ducks you feed at the park, or wherever you feed them.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

A Goose Mary Madelene.

Are you sure you’re not referring to Mary “Magdalene”?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Ah yeah, crayfish. We have an infestation of the American ones here actually. Just like the Grey Squirrels -they are bigger and badder than our local ones and killing them off. Our native Crayfish may be going to go extinct.

Now here is the funny bit. You need a license to catch them from the Environment Agency. They are a pest in most of our rivers, causing environmental damage and our government says you need a license to catch them. When you catch them you need to kill the small ones not put them back, which is fair enough just like the law says you have to kill a Grey Squirrel when you catch it but you don’t have to apply to anyone to shoot squirrels. I gather that the application is a mighty hassle and they do not reply to you for months if at all. Good to know the government is really onto the problem.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I worship Ducks of all nationalities. “Never muck with a duck”, that has always been my decree.

Yes, you pretentious pontificating pansy, I meant “Magdalene”

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Ah yeah, crayfish. We have an infestation of the American ones here actually. Just like the Grey Squirrels -they are bigger and badder than our local ones and killing them off. Our native Crayfish may be going to go extinct.
Now here is the funny bit. You need a license to catch them from the Environment Agency. They are a pest in most of our rivers, causing environmental damage and our government says you need a license to catch them. When you catch them you need to kill the small ones not put them back, which is fair enough just like the law says you have to kill a Grey Squirrel when you catch it but you don’t have to apply to anyone to shoot squirrels. I gather that the application is a mighty hassle and they do not reply to you for months if at all. Good to know the government is really onto the problem.

Always have to be bigger and better at everything. No wonder they have had a war every 20years. Still got that hi-school jock mentality. Must of been ashamed of their microscopic pecker in the locker-room. Compensating……..

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Ah yeah, crayfish. We have an infestation of the American ones here actually. Just like the Grey Squirrels -they are bigger and badder than our local ones and killing them off. Our native Crayfish may be going to go extinct.
Now here is the funny bit. You need a license to catch them from the Environment Agency. They are a pest in most of our rivers, causing environmental damage and our government says you need a license to catch them. When you catch them you need to kill the small ones not put them back, which is fair enough just like the law says you have to kill a Grey Squirrel when you catch it but you don’t have to apply to anyone to shoot squirrels. I gather that the application is a mighty hassle and they do not reply to you for months if at all. Good to know the government is really onto the problem.

Too many rules and laws, just like the U.S. government.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I worship Ducks of all nationalities. “Never muck with a duck”, that has always been my decree.
Yes, you pretentious pontificating pansy, I meant “Magdalene”

Well quit bein’ so damn stupid before I tell you where I live and invite you over just so I can shoot and kill your stupid ass.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Ah yeah, crayfish. We have an infestation of the American ones here actually. Just like the Grey Squirrels -they are bigger and badder than our local ones and killing them off. Our native Crayfish may be going to go extinct.Now here is the funny bit. You need a license to catch them from the Environment Agency. They are a pest in most of our rivers, causing environmental damage and our government says you need a license to catch them. When you catch them you need to kill the small ones not put them back, which is fair enough just like the law says you have to kill a Grey Squirrel when you catch it but you don’t have to apply to anyone to shoot squirrels. I gather that the application is a mighty hassle and they do not reply to you for months if at all. Good to know the government is really onto the problem.

Always have to be bigger and better at everything. No wonder they have had a war every 20years. Still got that hi-school jock mentality. Must of been ashamed of their microscopic pecker in the locker-room. Compensating……..

Shut yer motherf~~~in’ mouth before we throw Texas at your dumb f~~gy ass. (tobacco spit) (wipes mouth on shirt sleeve)

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

As long as you feed my perfectly formed carcass to the local Ducks.
What, El Paso. Frequented by a bunch of Nacho eating yellow motherf~~~ers.
More like wiped your mouth on a spaghetti stained white vest, showing off your skull and dagger tattoo.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

I’m lame, their tame. That’s why! A sublime amalgamation.
Now, give us a clue.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

I’m lame, their tame. That’s why! A sublime amalgamation. Now, give us a clue.

Here’s your clue: The northern hemisphere.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

I’m lame, their tame. That’s why! A sublime amalgamation. Now, give us a clue.

Here’s your clue: The northern hemisphere.

Jellyfish.
Now p~~~ off. 10.15pm here. Shower then bed. Love ya x x x

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Jellyfish. Now p~~~ off. 10.15pm. Shower then bed. Love ya x x x

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

I’m lame, their tame. That’s why! A sublime amalgamation. Now, give us a clue.

Here’s your clue: The northern hemisphere.

Jellyfish. Now p~~~ off. 10.15pm here. Shower then bed. Love ya x x x

YOU GROSS F~~~ING QUEER. I WILL STOP CONVERSING WITH YOU IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THOSE TYPES OF REMARKS.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Wouldn’t have the goddamn testicles to tell me where you live.

Lame! You’re so lame. How do the poor water fowl even put up with your lame reprobate ass?

I’m lame, their tame. That’s why! A sublime amalgamation. Now, give us a clue.

Here’s your clue: The northern hemisphere.

Jellyfish. Now p~~~ off. 10.15pm here. Shower then bed. Love ya x x x

YOU GROSS F~~~ING QUEER. I WILL STOP CONVERSING WITH YOU IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THOSE TYPES OF REMARKS.

No you won’t. Speak soon. Keep those guns locked in the cabinet.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

No you won’t. Speak soon. Keep those guns locked in the cabinet.

Seriously, whether you’re joking or not, it makes me sick to my stomach when you do that. I don’t mind all the nonsensical arguing. That’s fun and makes some of the guys laugh, but the f~~ poems and those remarks I cannot stomach.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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