Colin's no longer in a Coma

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I just thought I would let the posters know Colin is no longer in a coma. At 5pm today we made the difficult decision to switch off the last button. A serene grimace touched the freckled face of “our Col” as he heaved one last rasped breath(aided by the machine of course).
He was a specimen of limited possessions, one being his most prized, a 25year old toupee which we will be donating to the alopecia association.
Don’t shed a tear for the old gay bear, his ashes will be scattered into the local canal, where he will be consumed and transmogrified into a higher lifeform.
For those wishing to attend the service, please bring bird pellets instead of flowers. I will be the one standing next to the rambling pedo priest.
Best wishes Pamela Combover(or Pam the Ham as I was affectionately known by my beloved) x x x

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I present this Ivory Phallus in Collin’s Colon’s memory. He was a good ol chap. A real stiffy. That familiar ache will be missed.

As for you, Pam the Ham… now that you’re single…well uhh… Im sure you’re in need of consoling and I want you to know, Im here for you. I can glaze your ham anytime. Sorry to be so direct but it’s what Colon would have wanted.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I am sure “our Col” would of most desired you to ram your spam up my roast lamb.
All the best Pamela Combover x x x

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

My sincere condolences Madam,
Now for the biggie, did he leave any instructions over his poems?

Did he say you were to burn them all like Virgil asked his executors to burn the Aeneid?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

In the parlance of earthy American southerners, “I just want to f~~~ a bitch.”

So Pam, I’m game when say go. I will drill your ass like I’m coo coo for coco puffs

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Fare thee well thou gnarley poet, fare thee well…

Δεν υπάρχει τίποτε αδύνατο γι’ αυτόν που θα προσπαθήσει. - Μέγας Αλέξανδρος

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

In the parlance of earthy American southerners, “I just want to f~~~ a bitch.”
So Pam, I’m game when say go. I will drill your ass like I’m coo coo for coco puffs

Profanity young man! Have some respect for the merely farted.
Are you sure you are man enough to penetrate my Colon? Colin was the master of intestinal thrusting.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Collin spoke real f~~gy but I know he was straight as an arrow, after all, he had you Pamela. We had no idea.

Given how Collin was Catholic, I doubt he deviated much from missionary so I reckon your squeaker is so tight, only a dog can hear you fart.

Can I handle penetrating that cheese strainer? You bet baby. Slather some motion lotion and get ready for something Collin never gave ya proper!

I will definitely be present to scatter the ashes down whatever Euro trash septic canal y’all choose, he was a dear friend of mine

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

My sincere condolences Madam,Now for the biggie, did he leave any instructions over his poems?
Did he say you were to burn them all like Virgil asked his executors to burn the Aeneid?

Yes, as a matter of fact he did. There is a transatlantic goon that goes by the name of “Sperm” that Colin had a very intimate interaction with. He most dearly desired that the aforementioned receive these most sublime ditties and relay them in every windswept tumbleweed town.
I trust he will gladly take these prodigious poems…. Yours inn writing, Pamela Combover x x x

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Fare thee well thou gnarley poet, fare thee well…

Your sincere gesture is heart warming. I will pass on the message to the Goose who devoured his burnt meatsuit.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Collin spoke real f~~gy but I know he was straight as an arrow, after all, he had you Pamela. We had no idea.
Given how Collin was Catholic, I doubt he deviated much from missionary so I reckon your squeaker is so tight, only a dog can hear you fart.
Can I handle penetrating that cheese strainer? You bet baby. Slather some motion lotion and get ready for something Collin never gave ya proper!
I will definitely be present to scatter the ashes down whatever Euro trash septic canal y’all choose, he was a dear friend of mine

Rather than donate Colin’s combover to the alopecia foundation, I will instead put it up for auction on e-bay. Hopefully will be enough for my airfare. What cowdung frequented, twilight zone tumbleweed town do you reside in. Yours in advance, Pam x x x x

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Forgive me if this is impertinent dear Pamela but I feel there was seldom a man who could wield the English language so as your late husband. Few had the verbal muscles to lift such heavy language as he.

I had an idea for a fitting memorial. Perhaps, before they are sent to dear old Hermy, a few of Colin’s more choice offerings might be copied and etched onto a huge black dildo. I thought Colin would probably smile on us if we then posted said dildo to the Plain English Campaign with an accompanying missive reading “take that”

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Forgive me if this is impertinent dear Pamela but I feel there was seldom a man who could wield the English language so as your late husband. Few had the verbal muscles to lift such heavy language as he.
I had an idea for a fitting memorial. Perhaps, before they are sent to dear old Hermy, a few of Colin’s more choice offerings might be copied and etched onto a huge black dildo. I thought Colin would probably smile on us if we then posted said dildo to the Plain English Campaign with an accompanying missive reading “take that”

What a splendid idea Mr Branch! May I be so obtuse to advocate a 15inch one. Your local LGBTabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz community centre will have aplenty. Yours never, and always, Pamela Combover x x x

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

This guy needs more morphine… A hell lot more.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Thank you for your permission Pamela. I shall carry out this service for dear old Colin punctiliously. On Monday morning I will pop down to the BBC’s offices and say “I have paid my license fee for years and never complained about you queering all over my screen now would one of the many queers here please so good as to point me to a 15 inch black c~~~ I want to send it to the Plain English Campaign and say “Crystal mark that you f~~~ers”.

May I add in closing that I still cherish the faint hope that you may be mistaken as to your late husband’s demise. The fairer sex do not always distinguish reality from fantasy and it may be that you are just having a pleasant dream about burning you dear old Beta Colin and running of the US to grab some red neck chad c~~~. These things can just be the manifestation of hysteria and I still cherish the hope that you may yet wake up form a dream of Gravel pit ravishing you to find dear old Colin on the job giving you the seeing to that wives need to function properly.

Yours sincerely,

Branched off

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Carnage wrote:

This guy needs more morphine… A hell lot more.

Colin warned me about you. Just before my prince departed from this capricious dimension, he wrote with a trembling hand, “tell Carnage not to f~~~ with me, I am a supreme sperm drop” Yours in anger, Pam.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Thank you for your permission Pamela. I shall carry out this service for dear old Colin punctiliously. On Monday morning I will pop down to the BBC’s offices and say “I have paid my license fee for years and never complained about you queering all over my screen now would one of the many queers here please so good as to point me to a 15 inch black c~~~ I want to send it to the Plain English Campaign and say “Crystal mark that you f~~~ers”.
May I add in closing that I still cherish the faint hope that you may be mistaken as to your late husband’s demise. The fairer sex do not always distinguish reality from fantasy and it may be that you are just having a pleasant dream about burning you dear old Beta Colin and running of the US to grab some red neck chad c~~~. These things can just be the manifestation of hysteria and I still cherish the hope that you may yet wake up form a dream of Gravel pit ravishing you to find dear old Colin on the job giving you the seeing to that wives need to function properly.
Yours sincerely,
Branched off

Thankyou for a being a most humble serf to my Col. However, you services are no longer required. Magnificent news! we switched off the wrong button. We pressed off the TV. We knew Colin wouldn’t want to watch googlebox. Colin is STILL in a coma!

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

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read the email notification.

Going to let this hang around. Don’t’ feel like being the trailblazer here.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

iMickey503 wrote:

?
read the email notification.
Going to let this hang around. Don’t’ feel like being the trailblazer here.

This is Colin here. I am back! Please explain, I am confused?

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Good morning old chap. I am sorry last night was so confusing.

Essentially your good lady attempted to change the television channel -which I am sure you know is not to be recommended. Women and technology and all that. This was a small error on your part as you should have kept the remote as part of your head of the household responsibilities. Flushed with her misappropriated power, she then went off into a fantasy that you had died and she had cremated you and was going to fly to the US to be sodomised by our well hung ex marine chum Gravel pit.

All in all I would say no harm done. She is probably a keeper that one. She did not fantasise about divorce raping you or making you a cuck, so I think you really have found yourself a unicorn there mate.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

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