Colin's no longer in a Coma

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Good morning old chap. I am sorry last night was so confusing.
Essentially your good lady attempted to change the television channel -which I am sure you know is not to be recommended. Women and technology and all that. This was a small error on your part as you should have kept the remote as part of your head of the household responsibilities. Flushed with her misappropriated power, she then went off into a fantasy that you had died and she had cremated you and was going to fly to the US to be sodomised by our well hung ex marine chum Gravel pit.
All in all I would say no harm done. She is probably a keeper that one. She did not fantasise about divorce raping you or making you a cuck, so I think you really have found yourself a unicorn there mate.

Bloody split arses eh! Good to be back. May write a poem about this.

[JVBParticipant]

RIP. I have a feeling he shall rise from the dead.

Peace is > piece.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

JVB wrote:

RIP. I have a feeling he shall rise from the dead.

Didn’t even take me another one to return.

[Anonymous 1]

Colin, was your coma medically induced?

Do you like Radiohead?

That is all for now.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin, was your coma medically induced?
Do you like Radiohead?
That is all for now.

No, it was voluntary induced. I had enough of hearing banality spewing from the masses gluttonous orifices.
I prefer machinehead.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

Sperm you translucent blob of insignificant fluid, how’s it gaping? Changed the tyres on your tractor ready for winter yet?

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

Sperm you translucent blob of insignificant fluid, how’s it gaping? Changed the tyres on your tractor ready for winter yet?

You wanna’ buy my motorcycle?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

Sperm you translucent blob of insignificant fluid, how’s it gaping? Changed the tyres on your tractor ready for winter yet?

You wanna’ buy my motorcycle?

Can I buy your leather trousers as well. I want to feel your congealed sweat on my body.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Sky-O wrote:

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I am so glad I am back in the coma. Incubated with a Goose, where humanity can’t penetrate. It’s a womb thing Sky.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

Sperm you translucent blob of insignificant fluid, how’s it gaping? Changed the tyres on your tractor ready for winter yet?

You wanna’ buy my motorcycle?

Can I buy your leather trousers as well. I want to feel your congealed sweat on my body.

Never owned any. Did have some made out of polyurethane one time.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin C~~~~~~~~~ in a Cum Bath, you’re a dickhead.

Sperm you translucent blob of insignificant fluid, how’s it gaping? Changed the tyres on your tractor ready for winter yet?

You wanna’ buy my motorcycle?

Can I buy your leather trousers as well. I want to feel your congealed sweat on my body.

Never owned any. Did have some made out of polyurethane one time.

It’s funny. Pater has just bought a motorbike(don/t know what, we don’t speak). Must be a delayed mid life crisis, as he is nearly 60.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

It’s funny. Pater has just bought a motorbike. Must be a delayed mid life crisis, as he is nearly 60.

[HermitParticipant]

Who’s Pater, some queer you know?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Who’s Pater, some queer you know?

Daddy, you Midwest stringed vest pest. Is your vocab limited to “blow”, “ass”, “suck”, and “tumbleweed”?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Who’s Pater, some queer you know?

Daddy, you Midwest stringed vest pest. Is your vocab limited to “blow”, “ass”, “suck”, and “tumbleweed”?

Pretty much, but you left out beer, gin, t~~~, spaghetti, and TV.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Your just a typical white trash slob aren’t you. A white spaghetti stained vest, where a spaghetti filled belly overhangs said vest. Mumbling to yourself on your recently tumbleweed swept porch, with an “All star” American beer in one hand and an gun in the other. You repulse me! Yeah baby!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Your just a typical white trash slob aren’t you. A white spaghetti stained vest, where a spaghetti filled belly overhangs said vest. Mumbling to yourself on your recently tumbleweed swept porch, with an “All star” American beer in one hand and an gun in the other. You repulse me! Yeah baby!

I’ve never worn a vest in my life, you dolt and I don’t have a porch. I have a small deck out front and a 12′ x 12′ deck in the back. You got the spaghetti stains right and the guns and the beer and if you saw where I live, you’d say white trash slob indeed. However, I’m sure by your definition of white trash, I’m far from that. By what you’ve said, I believe your version of white trash is the tobacco slobbering hillbilly who drinks the cheapest beer possible, smoke cigarettes, wears a baseball cap, his truck and home are strewn with confederate flags and his main source of nutrition is hotdogs, macaroni and cheese and frozen burritos.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Correctomondo Gringo. By definition, I am white trash also.
What is it with you wanks and guns eh. Boys with toys is that….or is it that Marine corps bulls~~~.

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