Zealous Zygote

[Anonymous 1]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Check out my poem, “Beam me up in a moon-beam pod God”

I would but I’m concerned I’ll become brainwashed and look to join the mass commet suicide gang 2.0 – this time with Colin at the helm.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

A thoroughly amusing read. +1.

Read this bit about the cult’s leader and tell me there isn’t some similarity between their beliefs and how Colin speaks.On March 19–20, 1997, Marshall Applewhite taped himself speaking of mass suicide and asserted “it was the only way to evacuate this Earth”. After claiming that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp, Applewhite persuaded 38 followers, PLUS COLIN COMBOVER IN A COMA, to commit suicide so that their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths, an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another “level of existence above human”, which he described as being both physical and spiritual. This and other UFO-related beliefs held by the group have led some observers to characterize the group as a type of UFO religion. In October 1996, the group purchased alien abduction insurance that would cover up to 50 members and would pay out $1 million per person (the policy covered abduction, impregnation, or death by aliens).

Transgress this meatsuit, give it the boot.

Did you read the part about the insurance policy? How the f~~~ are you gonna’ convince the insurance company that one of the cult members was abducted, impregnated, or killed by f~~~ing aliens? I hate insurance companies, but they deserved the money they made off those idiots.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Check out my poem, “Beam me up in a moon-beam pod God”

I would but I’m concerned I’ll become brainwashed and look to join the mass commet suicide gang 2.0 – this time with Colin at the helm.

You reside in the UK don’t you……

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Next poem, “MR FLOPPY”

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Check out my poem, “Beam me up in a moon-beam pod God”

I would but I’m concerned I’ll become brainwashed and look to join the mass commet suicide gang 2.0 – this time with Colin at the helm.

May have nothing to do with comets this time. He worships geese now. You’ll have to commit your soul to the goose god.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

[Anonymous 1]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Next poem, “MR FLOPPY”

Geese have floppy necks. I know where this is headed.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

Next recruit.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Check out my poem, “Beam me up in a moon-beam pod God”

I would but I’m concerned I’ll become brainwashed and look to join the mass commet suicide gang 2.0 – this time with Colin at the helm.

May have nothing to do with comets this time. He worships geese now. You’ll have to commit your soul to the goose god.

Gos,

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth.

Ha, and I figured that out before reading his above post.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Next poem, “MR FLOPPY”

Geese have floppy necks. I know where this is headed.

Diverse interpretations.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Next poem, “MR FLOPPY”

Geese have floppy necks. I know where this is headed.

Man, you don’t know Colin at all do you? Have you read none of his previous poetry, starting with the very first one? That’s too bad for you. The less you know about him, the easier it will be for him to convince you to join his cult.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth.
Ha, and I figured that out before reading his above post.

You live in Alma, Kansas and Mr Jolly somewhere in the home counties.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Next poem, “MR FLOPPY”

Geese have floppy necks. I know where this is headed.

Man, you don’t know Colin at all do you? Have you read none of his previous poetry, starting with the very first one?

Sick of this flaccid farce……

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth.Ha, and I figured that out before reading his above post.

You live in Alma, Kansas and Mr Jolly somewhere in the home counties.

Yep, good old “Alma, Kansas”. Ha, that’s good. That’s very good. Looks like my actual location will remain safe from you, goose whisperer.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

Man, you don’t know Colin at all do you? Have you read none of his previous poetry, starting with the very first one? That’s too bad for you. The less you know about him, the easier it will be for him to convince you to join his cult.

O I’ve read enough, don’t you worry about that.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Mr Jolly somewhere in the home counties.

Essex but I’m not joining your cult.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You reside in the UK don’t you……

That I do, but I’m unsure how you got that from that sentence.

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth.Ha, and I figured that out before reading his above post.

You live in Alma, Kansas and Mr Jolly somewhere in the home counties.

Yep, good old “Alma, Kansas”. Ha, that’s good. That’s very good. Looks like my actual location will remain safe from you, goose whisperer.

Somewhere in the Midwest I memorised you saying. These tumbleweed towns all the same. I will make my mission to find your location. Surprise you by walking in to your saloon bar with the good book in hand.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Man, you don’t know Colin at all do you? Have you read none of his previous poetry, starting with the very first one? That’s too bad for you. The less you know about him, the easier it will be for him to convince you to join his cult.

O I’ve read enough, don’t you worry about that.

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Mr Jolly somewhere in the home counties.

Essex but I’m not joining your cult.

Your not one of those spivs from TOWIE are you, or a pounce bonce footballer, or even a London gangster hiding in Epping Forest?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Somewhere in the Midwest I memorised you saying. These tumbleweed towns all the same. I will make my mission to find your location. Surprise you by walking in to your saloon bar with the good book in hand.

I don’t remember what exactly I told you, but I know it wasn’t Kansas. I may need to look up that location to see just where that is. Don’t want you to get too close. LOL

Your mission to come find me, eh? Maybe that hobby will keep you from being so miserable. Are you threatening me with the Bible? Ha, I’ve observed how you try to use the scriptures against me and you aren’t very good at it. Best not to embarrass yourself any further.

Well, I have had fun as always, but I’ve much work to do here in Alma, Kansas before I can go home.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Your not one of those spivs from TOWIE are you, or a pounce bonce footballer, or even a London gangster hiding in Epping Forest?

Ha none of the above and I f~~~ing hate TOWIE.

Having said that, I’ve never watched an episode of TOWIE in my life but I know enough about it. I’d happily see the cast of TOWIE join your cult, Colin.

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