Zealous Zygote

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Your not one of those spivs from TOWIE are you, or a pounce bonce footballer, or even a London gangster hiding in Epping Forest?

Ha none of the above and I f~~~ing hate TOWIE.
Having said that, I’ve never watched an episode of TOWIE in my life but I know enough about it. I’d happily see the cast of TOWIE join your cult, Colin.

Your a happy chappy c~~~ney geezer who owns a market stall. Yeah, we will go with that.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Somewhere in the Midwest I memorised you saying. These tumbleweed towns all the same. I will make my mission to find your location. Surprise you by walking in to your saloon bar with the good book in hand.

I don’t remember what exactly I told you, but I know it wasn’t Kansas. I may need to look up that location to see just where that is. Don’t want you to get too close. LOL
Your mission to come find me, eh? Maybe that hobby will keep you from being so miserable. Are you threatening me with the Bible? Ha, I’ve observed how you try to use the scriptures against me and you aren’t very good at it. Best not to embarrass yourself any further.
Well, I have had fun as always, but I’ve much work to do here in Alma, Kansas before I can go home.

I meant my book of poems! Keep vertical, watch out for those Hilary supporters.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.

I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

EDIT – actually it’s twice the size of Mauritius.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.
I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

I’ve no idea where he came up with what he thought was my location, but I did look it up and it’s far from me. LOL All he has to go off of is what I’ve said and for all he knows, I live in Bangkok……….and maybe I do.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.
I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.
EDIT – actually it’s twice the size of Mauritius.

I will going through your previous posts with a fine toothcomb(won’t be a hair comb).

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

I’ve no idea where he came up with what he thought was my location, but I did look it up and it’s far from me. LOL All he has to go off of is what I’ve said and for all he knows, I live in Bangkok……….and maybe I do.

“Bang C~~~”, sounds about right for a decadent mind such as yours. I will find out.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

I’ve no idea where he came up with what he thought was my location, but I did look it up and it’s far from me. LOL All he has to go off of is what I’ve said and for all he knows, I live in Bangkok……….and maybe I do.

“Bang C~~~”, sounds about right for a decadent mind such as yours. I will find out.

It’s something we do at certain celebrations in Thailand. We stick fire crackers up our urethras and light the fuse. Only the real men can withstand the results.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

I’ve no idea where he came up with what he thought was my location, but I did look it up and it’s far from me. LOL All he has to go off of is what I’ve said and for all he knows, I live in Bangkok……….and maybe I do.

“Bang C~~~”, sounds about right for a decadent mind such as yours. I will find out.

It’s something we do at certain celebrations in Thailand. We stick fire crackers up our urethras and light the fuse. Only the real men can withstand the results.

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I’m sure he knew you were a UK resident some other way. He’s just letting you know that he’ll be coming to collect you as a new member of his cult. You f~~~ed up confirming your location. You should’ve said you lived in Thailand, or somewhere else. He just thinks he knows where I live, but I’d never tell him the truth

Yeah he got it from my profile. Saying I live in Essex is the equivalent to saying I live in Mauritius. It’s a huge area.I’m sure I’m safe from the clutches of Colin’s cult comet gang for the time being.

I’ve no idea where he came up with what he thought was my location, but I did look it up and it’s far from me. LOL All he has to go off of is what I’ve said and for all he knows, I live in Bangkok……….and maybe I do.

“Bang C~~~”, sounds about right for a decadent mind such as yours. I will find out.

It’s something we do at certain celebrations in Thailand. We stick fire crackers up our urethras and light the fuse. Only the real men can withstand the results.

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

In that case, you better bone up on your U.S. geography, because if you think I live in Kansas, that would be a northern state, not southern and I tried chewing tobacco and it just wasn’t my thing, thank goodness. All it did was make me dizzy and cause me to drool without ceasing…….boy.

I’ve given you so much information and you insist on sticking to this redneck persona for me. I wear a top hat and bow tie. I go to a nearby winery. I smoke fine cigars and sip brandy. Yeah, I’m a real southern f~~~ wad, alright. Mercy, I can’t even stand that southern drawl accent. It irritates me to no end.

Ah, you’re hopeless and now I have to stay late at work to finish this project.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

Well that sounds about as accurate as the perception that I’m a c~~~ney that works on a market stall.

It sounds like you couldn’t be further off if you tried lol.

I bet you’re daydreaming about having a c~~~ney and a redneck in your cult.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

Well that sounds about as accurate as the perception that I’m a c~~~ney that works on a market stall.
It sounds like you couldn’t be further off if you tried lol.
I bet you’re daydreaming about having a c~~~ney and a redneck in your cult.

Ha, he has these fantasies that take him on wild psychotic rides. His mental capacities are so unstable, he sometimes believes he’s spitting feathers.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

Well that sounds about as accurate as the perception that I’m a c~~~ney that works on a market stall.It sounds like you couldn’t be further off if you tried lol.I bet you’re daydreaming about having a c~~~ney and a redneck in your cult.

Ha, he has these fantasies that take him on wild psychotic rides. His mental capacities are so unstable, he sometimes believes he’s spitting feathers.

Lol You sure you aren’t his pysch ward physician that had to sign up to monitor his online activity?..

I can see you writing his medical notes right now – “Colin still elicits profound delusions. A strange fascination with a “goose king” has now emerged. Tomorrow I intend to double his dose of lithium, in order to subdue what I suspect to be an increase in his paranoid delusion”

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Nah, your a Southern hillbilly that wears dungarees, chews tobacco and calls everyone “boy”

Well that sounds about as accurate as the perception that I’m a c~~~ney that works on a market stall.It sounds like you couldn’t be further off if you tried lol.I bet you’re daydreaming about having a c~~~ney and a redneck in your cult.

Ha, he has these fantasies that take him on wild psychotic rides. His mental capacities are so unstable, he sometimes believes he’s spitting feathers.

Lol You sure you aren’t his pysch ward physician that had to sign up to monitor his online activity?..
I can see you writing his medical notes right now – “Colin still elicits profound delusions. A strange fascination with a “goose king” has now emerged. Tomorrow I intend to double his dose of lithium, in order to subdue what I suspect to be an increase in his paranoid delusion”

LOL I’d rather capture him and experiment on him with LSD and other hallucinogenics.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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