Zealous Zygote

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Pass me some of that Absynthe. That’s on my bucket list.

The room is ready for your arrival.

NO, IT’S A TRAP!

I am just removing the specimen carcasses in yours .

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Pass me some of that Absynthe. That’s on my bucket list.

The room is ready for your arrival.

NO, IT’S A TRAP!

I am just removing the specimen carcasses in yours .

In my what?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Pass me some of that Absynthe. That’s on my bucket list.

The room is ready for your arrival.

NO, IT’S A TRAP!

I am just removing the specimen carcasses in yours .

In my what?

Room for when you come over with Mike.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

iMickey503 wrote:

Pass me some of that Absynthe. That’s on my bucket list.

The room is ready for your arrival.

NO, IT’S A TRAP!

I am just removing the specimen carcasses in yours .

In my what?

Room for when you come over with Mike.

Yeah right, so you can get us all f~~~ed up and kill us and right poems about it? Not me, motherf~~~er.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

So you can receive the “gift” Herm you motherf~~~ing son of a bitch.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

So you can receive the “gift” Herm you motherf~~~ing son of a bitch.

LOL I don’t believe I would like any gift that you would give me. I’m friends with an English gentleman over there. He’s a tough ol’ special ops guy. Maybe I could send him over to your place and you try to give him the gift and if it’s ok, then he can send it to me, but if it’s what I think it is, you will regret your attempts.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

So you can receive the “gift” Herm you motherf~~~ing son of a bitch.

LOL I don’t believe I would like any gift that you would give me. I’m friends with an English gentleman over there. He’s a tough ol’ special ops guy. Maybe I could send him over to your place and you try to give him the gift and if it’s ok, then he can send it to me, but if it’s what I think it is, you will regret your attempts.

Special needs more like. What is going to do, hit me with his walking stick?
It’s like conversing with an under developed specimen. The gift is not something you can wrap……

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

So you can receive the “gift” Herm you motherf~~~ing son of a bitch.

LOL I don’t believe I would like any gift that you would give me. I’m friends with an English gentleman over there. He’s a tough ol’ special ops guy. Maybe I could send him over to your place and you try to give him the gift and if it’s ok, then he can send it to me, but if it’s what I think it is, you will regret your attempts.

Special needs more like. What is going to do, hit me with his walking stick?It’s like conversing with an under developed specimen. The gift is not something you can wrap……

Right, you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I don’t want to give it to him, I desire to give it to you. When you coming over? I will pay for your airfare, free accommodation, and tame ducks.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

It has to be a goose.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Hermit wrote:

you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

It has to be a goose.

The gift, not a gift. Geese only adore me, no other specimen.

[HermitParticipant]

MarketWatcher wrote:

Hermit wrote:

you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

It has to be a goose.

You have to have the ability to get into the mind of a psycho. He believes releasing your spirit from your flesh is the ultimate gift. He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Market~~~cher wrote:

Hermit wrote:

you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

It has to be a goose.

The gift, not a gift. Geese only adore me, no other specimen.

Yes, for he is, “The Goose Whisperer”.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

A thoroughly amusing read. +1.

I assume he went back to the park to pet the geese again in an attempt to cheer himself up.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Market~~~cher wrote:

Hermit wrote:

you’re comparing me to the underdeveloped. Like I said, if the gift is what I think it is, you’ll be sorry you tried to give it to him.

It has to be a goose.

You have to have the ability to get into the mind of a psycho. He believes releasing your spirit from your flesh is the ultimate gift. He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

I still have a one way ticket to the moon-beam transporter. Really need 4 so the Geese can join me.

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

A thoroughly amusing read. +1.

Read this bit about the cult’s leader and tell me there isn’t some similarity between their beliefs and how Colin speaks.

On March 19–20, 1997, Marshall Applewhite taped himself speaking of mass suicide and asserted “it was the only way to evacuate this Earth”. After claiming that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp, Applewhite persuaded 38 followers, PLUS COLIN COMBOVER IN A COMA, to commit suicide so that their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths, an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another “level of existence above human”, which he described as being both physical and spiritual. This and other UFO-related beliefs held by the group have led some observers to characterize the group as a type of UFO religion. In October 1996, the group purchased alien abduction insurance that would cover up to 50 members and would pay out $1 million per person (the policy covered abduction, impregnation, or death by aliens).

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

“it was the only way to evacuate this Earth”. After claiming that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp, Applewhite persuaded 38 followers to commit suicide so that their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths, an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another “level of existence above human”, which he described as being both physical and spiritual.

Haha yes definitely.

If Colin starts talking about comets then I’m off.

I’m just not ready to embrace a “higher existence”, yet.

I wish you the best on your journey though, Col old boy.

[Anonymous 1]

Hermit wrote:

Applewhite persuaded 38 followers, PLUS COLIN COMBOVER IN A COMA

Haha lol.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Anonymous wrote:

Hermit wrote:

“it was the only way to evacuate this Earth”. After claiming that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp, Applewhite persuaded 38 followers to commit suicide so that their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths, an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another “level of existence above human”, which he described as being both physical and spiritual.

Haha yes definitely.
If Colin starts talking about comets then I’m off.
I’m just not ready to embrace a “higher existence”, yet.
I wish you the best on your journey though, Col old boy.

Check out my poem, “Beam me up in a moon-beam pod God”

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

Hermit wrote:

He missed the trip on the UFO that the Heaven’s Gate cult members took when comet Hale-Bopp was flying past Earth back in 1997. That’s why there were only 39 members who committed mass suicide. Colin was to be the 40th, but he was late due to the fact that he stopped by the park to pet the geese. By the time he got there, the bodies had already been discovered. Colin has been severely depressed ever since.

A thoroughly amusing read. +1.

Read this bit about the cult’s leader and tell me there isn’t some similarity between their beliefs and how Colin speaks.
On March 19–20, 1997, Marshall Applewhite taped himself speaking of mass suicide and asserted “it was the only way to evacuate this Earth”. After claiming that a spacecraft was trailing Comet Hale–Bopp, Applewhite persuaded 38 followers, PLUS COLIN COMBOVER IN A COMA, to commit suicide so that their souls could board the supposed craft. Applewhite believed that after their deaths, an unidentified flying object (UFO) would take their souls to another “level of existence above human”, which he described as being both physical and spiritual. This and other UFO-related beliefs held by the group have led some observers to characterize the group as a type of UFO religion. In October 1996, the group purchased alien abduction insurance that would cover up to 50 members and would pay out $1 million per person (the policy covered abduction, impregnation, or death by aliens).

Transgress this meatsuit, give it the boot.

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