Why you shouldn’t kill yourself

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

I worry about your excessive consumption of alcohol….

You and blowjobs! I don’t really like them. I enjoy watching my large one go in and out of a moist crevice.

Don’t forget to sweep all the frozen tumbleweed off the porch…..and don’t forget to feed the Armadillos.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I worry about your excessive consumption of alcohol….
You and blowjobs! I don’t really like them. I enjoy watching my large one go in and out of a moist crevice.
Don’t forget to sweep all the frozen tumbleweed off the porch…..and don’t forget to feed the Armadillos.

I’m concerned about your lack of consumption. Have a drink and loosen up.

If you don’t like BJ’s, the gals who gave them to you weren’t doing it right. Nonetheless, I’m obsessed with many variations of sex. Most all of it is wonderful. I often think back to the wonderful sex partners I’ve had in the past. I didn’t make the most out of the good women I had, all 2 – 3 of them……possibly 4. The rest were uptight, worthless kunts.

What a waste. Knowing what I know now, I’d have had a lot more sexual use out of the good fun girls. Young and dumb was I and inexperienced about using women.

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately. I used to pop every one of them quite easily. Don’t know what’s happened to me. They don’t move that fast.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Thanksgiving is imminent. Looking forward to wasting slowpokes in the Turkey Trot 8 Mile Run. Im a timed runner. Maybe I can medal in the age bracket. I probably would medal if they counted weight class too. Im 202lbs buck naked. But I can run that 8 miles with an average pace of 8:40 a mile for sure, I did it this morning actually, ran 9.8 miles. Pace was 8:45. Im not fast like those Marathoners whose splits are in the 7s but I weigh 40lbs more than them!

RUN, then eat Turkey! In that order next Thursday. And if anyone is depressed out there, maybe you should stop drinking. If that isnt pertinent to you, the next advice is LEAVE HER and reconstruct your Male Identity. Stop validating yourself with some delusion that she loves you… She really doesnt.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

What’s worse is, he doesn’t even clean himself up. He just walks out on the street wreaking of urine and feces.

This armadillo shooting is like an Olympic sport with me. LOL When I first moved to where I live now, I was shooting those things down with several different weapons. I hit one on the run with a snub nose .38 Special and now I can’t hit one slowly walking with a 10mm with a 5 inch barrel? It’s very aggravating for me. I think part of the problem is that I used to see them more often and I therefore got more practice in. Now I hardly ever see them and when I do, I’m psyching myself out because I’m getting desperate to roll one.

I’m really anxious to pop one with my new 12 gauge shotgun. It has yet to taste blood. I thought about using it this last time, but wanted to also kill one with my 10mm pistol………..and then I MISSED! Damn it to hell! I was right on him…….right behind him, unfortunately. I’ll get the next one. Can’t miss with a shotgun. Love to see what the double 00 buck does to one!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Is the grass just longer than you used to keep it Hermit? I have found that my ability to shoot through soft cover is far worse than I would like to think. I think the brain makes approximations of where things are when there is distracting soft cover and sometimes those approximations are wrong.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Is the grass just longer than you used to keep it Hermit? I have found that my ability to shoot through soft cover is far worse than I would like to think. I think the brain makes approximations of where things are when there is distracting soft cover and sometimes those approximations are wrong.

I can understand your point on that, but no, the grass had been freshly mowed when I missed this damn hole digging pest.

Like I said, I’m psyching myself out. It’s all in my head. Being able to shoot a handgun accurately means everything has to be just right……hand grip, stance, breathing, sighting and mind control.

Not to mention, my eyesight just isn’t as good as it used to be when I was younger. Used to be able to easily hit directly on target at a hundred yards with iron sights and that was shooting freehand, not rested. I finally had to agree with my shooting buddy and admit that I need optics on my rifles. Got a real nice 4X fixed power ACOG for my AR15. Tritium illuminated reticle for night and fiber optic illumination for day. Very wide field of view. Best glass you can get in the world. Super clear. Very expensive, but well worth it, I believe.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3763]

Naw. Hermit’s getting too mellow, enjoying life and all. He needs a nagging wife to crank up his fight-or-flight instinct, then he’ll be sharpshooting like there’s no tomorrow. hahahahah

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I worry about your excessive consumption of alcohol….You and blowjobs! I don’t really like them. I enjoy watching my large one go in and out of a moist crevice.Don’t forget to sweep all the frozen tumbleweed off the porch…..and don’t forget to feed the Armadillos.

I’m concerned about your lack of consumption. Have a drink and loosen up.
If you don’t like BJ’s, the gals who gave them to you weren’t doing it right. Nonetheless, I’m obsessed with many variations of sex. Most all of it is wonderful. I often think back to the wonderful sex partners I’ve had in the past. I didn’t make the most out of the good women I had, all 2 – 3 of them……possibly 4. The rest were uptight, worthless kunts.
What a waste. Knowing what I know now, I’d have had a lot more sexual use out of the good fun girls. Young and dumb was I and inexperienced about using women.
Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately. I used to pop every one of them quite easily. Don’t know what’s happened to me. They don’t move that fast.

No, I just like to straddle.
I am just this minute sipping on a “Wild Bill” IPA. American.
Was this drink named after you? Nah, your more like “mild bill” LMAO!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

What’s worse is, he doesn’t even clean himself up. He just walks out on the street wreaking of urine and feces.
This armadillo shooting is like an Olympic sport with me. LOL When I first moved to where I live now, I was shooting those things down with several different weapons. I hit one on the run with a snub nose .38 Special and now I can’t hit one slowly walking with a 10mm with a 5 inch barrel? It’s very aggravating for me. I think part of the problem is that I used to see them more often and I therefore got more practice in. Now I hardly ever see them and when I do, I’m psyching myself out because I’m getting desperate to roll one.
I’m really anxious to pop one with my new 12 gauge shotgun. It has yet to taste blood. I thought about using it this last time, but wanted to also kill one with my 10mm pistol………..and then I MISSED! Damn it to hell! I was right on him…….right behind him, unfortunately. I’ll get the next one. Can’t miss with a shotgun. Love to see what the double 00 buck does to one!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

What’s worse is, he doesn’t even clean himself up. He just walks out on the street wreaking of urine and feces.
This armadillo shooting is like an Olympic sport with me. LOL When I first moved to where I live now, I was shooting those things down with several different weapons. I hit one on the run with a snub nose .38 Special and now I can’t hit one slowly walking with a 10mm with a 5 inch barrel? It’s very aggravating for me. I think part of the problem is that I used to see them more often and I therefore got more practice in. Now I hardly ever see them and when I do, I’m psyching myself out because I’m getting desperate to roll one.
I’m really anxious to pop one with my new 12 gauge shotgun. It has yet to taste blood. I thought about using it this last time, but wanted to also kill one with my 10mm pistol………..and then I MISSED! Damn it to hell! I was right on him…….right behind him, unfortunately. I’ll get the next one. Can’t miss with a shotgun. Love to see what the double 00 buck does to one!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

What’s worse is, he doesn’t even clean himself up. He just walks out on the street wreaking of urine and feces.
This armadillo shooting is like an Olympic sport with me. LOL When I first moved to where I live now, I was shooting those things down with several different weapons. I hit one on the run with a snub nose .38 Special and now I can’t hit one slowly walking with a 10mm with a 5 inch barrel? It’s very aggravating for me. I think part of the problem is that I used to see them more often and I therefore got more practice in. Now I hardly ever see them and when I do, I’m psyching myself out because I’m getting desperate to roll one.
I’m really anxious to pop one with my new 12 gauge shotgun. It has yet to taste blood. I thought about using it this last time, but wanted to also kill one with my 10mm pistol………..and then I MISSED! Damn it to hell! I was right on him…….right behind him, unfortunately. I’ll get the next one. Can’t miss with a shotgun. Love to see what the double 00 buck does to one!

A bully AND a sexual deviant.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately.

No need to worry. Colin has been having trouble too, he keeps pi$sing all over himself each night, disorientated from paint chips and ear mites.

Yeah, I’ll be having C~~~roach for wanks giving.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

SpiderHerder wrote:

Naw. Hermit’s getting too mellow, enjoying life and all. He needs a nagging wife to crank up his fight-or-flight instinct, then he’ll be sharpshooting like there’s no tomorrow. hahahahah

It’s quite apt as he is shaped like a (marsh) mallow too.

[HermitParticipant]

SpiderHerder wrote:

Naw. Hermit’s getting too mellow, enjoying life and all. He needs a nagging wife to crank up his fight-or-flight instinct, then he’ll be sharpshooting like there’s no tomorrow. hahahahah

Ha, enjoying life for sure, my friend, but I can even feel my breathing and heartrate go up lately when I try to target these vermin. Got to get control of my mind and relax like I used to when I easily shot every one that I saw. Just too few and far in between and I’m anxious to get back to rolling these nasty bastards.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I worry about your excessive consumption of alcohol….You and blowjobs! I don’t really like them. I enjoy watching my large one go in and out of a moist crevice.Don’t forget to sweep all the frozen tumbleweed off the porch…..and don’t forget to feed the Armadillos.

I’m concerned about your lack of consumption. Have a drink and loosen up.If you don’t like BJ’s, the gals who gave them to you weren’t doing it right. Nonetheless, I’m obsessed with many variations of sex. Most all of it is wonderful. I often think back to the wonderful sex partners I’ve had in the past. I didn’t make the most out of the good women I had, all 2 – 3 of them……possibly 4. The rest were uptight, worthless kunts.What a waste. Knowing what I know now, I’d have had a lot more sexual use out of the good fun girls. Young and dumb was I and inexperienced about using women.Took a shot at an armadillo with my 10mm pistol a couple weeks ago. I keep shooting behind them lately. I used to pop every one of them quite easily. Don’t know what’s happened to me. They don’t move that fast.

No, I just like to straddle.I am just this minute sipping on a “Wild Bill” IPA. American.Was this drink named after you? Nah, your more like “mild bill” LMAO!

Ugh, IPA’s……too hoppy and bitter for me. I’d rather chew on unripe goose berries.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I live in Texas but Hermit really is, The Last Cowboy. The guy is true blue country man. Probably has one of them nice Gun Safes with like metallic engravings of white tail deer and dove on the front, bought it at Bass Pro Shop or Cabelas! God Bless America and parts of England too. LOL

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

Ugh, IPA’s……too hoppy and bitter for me.

When I used to drink Hermit, thats all I drank bro. High gravity IPA. absolutely salivating at that bitter taste. my true favorite drink

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Yeah I know how that one feels. I get it target shooting sometimes. Looking at a virgin target with a competition sticker on it I just find the trigger gets heavier and the heart rate goes up and the wobbles come and soon all is lost. Relaxation is everything in shooting isn’t it. It got so bad that in the end I took a full year’s break from competition shooting and had a double whiskey before the club’s annual match last year (which I was press ganged into). Came in tied for first place but the other guy (the captain who makes the rules) said something about his last target being better than mine so he won when I thought it would be about who had the most inner tens but I was cool about it because I had broken the jinx. Now if only you could have a double whiskey 20 mins before the critter pops up next time… That could lead to a lot of whiskies just in case!

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3763]

Hermit wrote:

Ha, enjoying life for sure, my friend, but I can even feel my breathing and heartrate go up lately when I try to target these vermin. Got to get control of my mind and relax like I used to when I easily shot every one that I saw. Just too few and far in between and I’m anxious to get back to rolling these nasty bastards.

Hmmm. You’ll need to go run with Gravel Pit to get that back under control lol.

I hate armadillos now. Damn it. LOL

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