THe cops are at my house right now what to do>

[Anonymous 42]

Doc wrote:

Me to the officer – ‘if I call you a c~~~ will you arrest me?

Officer – ‘yes’

Me – ‘is it an offence to THINK you are a c~~~?’

Officer – ‘No’

Me – ‘I think you are a c~~~’

Officer ‘click, click, slam- busted’.

Hey Doc., did you blow s~~~ up and burn s~~~ in the back yard with gasoline like C-Pig and me when you were a kid?

[DocParticipant]

Doc wrote:

Me to the officer – ‘if I call you a c~~~ will you arrest me?

Officer – ‘yes’

Me – ‘is it an offence to THINK you are a c~~~?’

Officer – ‘No’

Me – ‘I think you are a c~~~’

Officer ‘click, click, slam- busted’.

It’s a slight twist on a true story. I watched a friend do it and ended up in the back of a cop riot van.

They let him go within minutes when they appeared to take a call that was more pressin arose and they drove off. Man – this was 25 years ago now.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Doc wrote:

Me to the officer – ‘if I call you a c~~~ will you arrest me?

Officer – ‘yes’

Me – ‘is it an offence to THINK you are a c~~~?’

Officer – ‘No’

Me – ‘I think you are a c~~~’

Officer ‘click, click, slam- busted’.

Hey Doc., did you blow s~~~ up and burn s~~~ in the back yard with gasoline like C-Pig and me when you were a kid?

We would go up the mountain and set up big bonfires in the pine forests. On the side of the mountain there was a junkyard. We would set fire to cars and hide in the trees of the forest above watching the cars burn out.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

Aparently its seems some of us have worn the Silver Bracletts before!!
Hahha…

I hate it when my nuts itch!!!!

[DocParticipant]

A few times we took Old jalopies up onto the mountain roads and drove them to death before sending them off down into a canyon.

Good dayss indeed.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

I have been extremely lucky with my brushes with law. Very very lucky indeed considering the things we got up to.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

Once took my big ole Pontiac to a field.
Took the spring off the carb, tied the steering wheel. Had to jump start it, tricky.

Sent it on its way.

Got up to about 50, hit a stone wall,launched 5 feet in the air, hit a tree and caught on fire.

Sweet.

[Anonymous 42]

Doc wrote:

We would go up the mountain and set up big bonfires in the pine forests. On the side of the mountain there was a junkyard. We would set fire to cars and hide in the trees of the forest above watching the cars burn out.

I KNEW IT!

[Anonymous 54]

Running 100mph plus.
Come over a rise, Cop car going 40.
Hahah

Nothing to do by blow past him.

Oops…he didnt like that a hole lot..

I was a very naughty wild young Man.

Hahahja

Cuffs. And every one laughing!! Hahah

At night. You can tell if theres cars comming the other way.

You look on the telephin pole wires for their lights.

[Anonymous 54]

Too many to tell.

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Once took my big ole Pontiac to a field.
Took the spring off the carb, tied the steering wheel. Had to jump start it, tricky.

Sent it on its way.

Got up to about 50, hit a stone wall,launched 5 feet in the air, hit a tree and caught on fire.

Sweet.

That’s the stuff I’m talking about.

There was this one spot high up the mountain where people would launch stolen cars into a canyon.
It was full of cars for years. Cars built as far back as the 60s. We launched a few off there ourselves.

Seeing a car bounce down a mountainside into a canyon in real life beats any movie clip.

And YES they DO catch fire. As you know too Old Heyoka.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Doc wrote:

We would go up the mountain and set up big bonfires in the pine forests. On the side of the mountain there was a junkyard. We would set fire to cars and hide in the trees of the forest above watching the cars burn out.

I KNEW IT!

We aren’t too different Tower. Very similar

Anonymous wrote:

Running 100mph plus.
Come over a rise, Cop car going 40.
Hahah

Nothing to do by blow past him.

Oops…he didnt like that a hole lot..

I was a very naughty wild young Man.

Hahahja

Cuffs. And every one laughing!! Hahah

He probably knew you would hit the gas and burn him off so by time he turned you would be gone.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

Kids and their vidio games. Hahhaha….

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Running 100mph plus.
Come over a rise, Cop car going 40.
Hahah

I ripped by one doing 50 in a 35, when the blues came on I was actually insulted that he thought he could catch me from a dead stop, so I punched it! He never saw me again! Raw horse power is a beautiful thing! Gitty up!!!

[Anonymous 54]

No, he was going the same direction as me.

I blew past him over 100 mphl.

Hahhahah

I pulled over.
We all knew each other on a first name basis.
Small town.hahah

[DocParticipant]

Looking back to those days as a young kids. In the part of town I lived all the boys were crazy. All of them.
We were on the street from childhood really. Or up the mountains which were lit ally on the doorstep.

Little wonder it led to being in a street gang. I look back now and just laugh at how crazy it was.

Like when 40 of us took LSD one night and went up the mountain and lit a bonfire.

A helicopter showed up and we all bailed in all directions.

A few of us made it back to my house and sat out the trip. That was just one mad night out of many many many.

We built a log cabin deep in the thickest part of the forest purely so at dusk we could drop LSD and ride out a trip away from the rest of the world.

F~~~ing great days.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[DocParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

No, he was going the same direction as me.

I blew past him over 100 mphl.

Hahhahah

I pulled over.
We all knew each other on a first name basis.
Small town.hahah

Ah I see. He nabbed you.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 54]

How bout a Mgtow Demolision Derby! Hahah

(Our laughter releives the stress of worry.)

[Anonymous 54]

Doc wrote:

Old Heyoka wrote:

No, he was going the same direction as me.

I blew past him over 100 mphl.

Hahhahah

I pulled over.
We all knew each other on a first name basis.
Small town.hahah

Ah I see. He nabbed you.

No point in running. He new it was me!!!

Out ran em. a bunch befor I got my lisensee though.

Everyone new I was the hottest Driver in town.
I should have raced.

[Anonymous 42]

There was another time I was practicing e-brake 180s’ and a detective car way down the street turned off his lights off and began to pursue me, I could see his antennas in the streetlights and the shape of those old Plymouth’s, so I turned off my lights and floored it zig zaging around corners until I lost him in the maze of city streets I knew like the back of my hand!

He thought he was gonna be sneaky!

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