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Colin Combover in a Coma 8 months, 2 weeks ago.
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How bout a Mgtow Demolision Derby! Hahah
(Our laughter releives the stress of worry.)
I’m definitely in.
There was another time I was practicing e-brake 180s’ and a detective car way down the street turned off his lights off and began to pursue me, I could see his antennas in the streetlights and the shape of those old Plymouth’s, so I turned off my lights and floored it zig zaging around corners until I lost him in the maze of city streets I knew like the back of my hand!
He thought he was gonna be sneaky!
In the early 90s in the dead of night the cops would use mountain bikes to sneak up on us.
Sneaky bastards.The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

Anonymous54LSd 25. The official Government issue!! Hahh
I miss those Days too.
Unfortunatly, I was the only one that survived them.But man, we did some s~~~!!!!

Anonymous54Low life guy calls me.
His Torino with the 429 broke its u joint in front of my moms house.
Hes got a Felony warrent on him. Can I fix it for him.
Ok, but Ill need to give it a high speed rode test! HahaI fix it. Fire it up…Blue Lights!
They think Im him!!!
Off I go!
At night. One headlight pointing strait down. Bald tires.But that sweet 429!!!
First time I had a real motor to work with!!! Piece of cake!!!
Hahah
Anonymous42I had literally a bad trip, we were running around in an abandon Victorian train station in Springfield, I almost ran in a doorway that was actually an open elevator shaft with water and debris at the bottom, the basement appeared to be flooded in several feet of water, if the fall didn’t kill me the freezing water (winter) would have! That was it for me! I don’t even know what stopped me from running into that doorway in the darkness! I ran right up to the edge waiting for my brother to get out of the man-way built into the heating system and join me, when I looked forward and saw no floor I nearly s~~~ bricks in fear!
I’m one of the kids from my childhood that made it out alive too!
" I feel threatened "
I had literally a bad trip, we were running around in an abandon Victorian train station in Springfield, I almost ran in a doorway that was actually an open elevator shaft with water and debris at the bottom, the basement appeared to be flooded in several feet of water, if the fall didn’t kill me the freezing water (winter) would have! That was it for me! I don’t even know what stopped me from running into that doorway in the darkness! I ran right up to the edge waiting for my brother to get out of the man-way built into the heating system and join me, when I looked forward and saw no floor I nearly s~~~ bricks in fear!
I’m one of the kids from my childhood that made it out alive too!
LSd 25. The official Government issue!! Hahh
I miss those Days too.
Unfortunatly, I was the only one that survived them.But man, we did some s~~~!!!!
It’s crazy how we survived. So many didn’t.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

Anonymous42In the early 90s in the dead of night the cops would use mountain bikes to sneak up on us.
Sneaky bastards.Pocket full of furniture tacks or carpet tack strips takes care of that!
Spike strips for bicycles! Give them a taste of their own medicine!


Anonymous54Thats why you dont f~~~ with us Mgtow Boys.
Were the real deal.
Friend of mine in Michigan was pursued down a bunch of back roads. (Poaching deer). The road dead ended at a river. He panicked, jumped in and swam to the other side. He left his wallet in his pickup.
Said when he finally made it back to his house there was a note on his door to come to the police station and turn himself in. They had his truck, ID, everything…
He said they laughed their ass off when he walked through their door. They told him they had no intention of swimming after him. He was humble and very embarrassed, actually got off fairly easy. Lost his hunting privileges for a while though.
And Mickey, I’m sure it’s to late for any advice, but I hope you kept your cool. Obviously I don’t know the details but Oregon can be a difficult place to deal with police. Keep calm, stay quiet, let them talk, give them nothing.
Wow, I hope we hear from Mickey soon. He should get one post on here with his one phone call.
Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.
Holy sh!te… I hope hes ok… Damn. :-/
We have to be very careful. The law is NOT on a mans side. no matte who we are…
Stay safe brothers!
#ICETHEMOUT
#MANOUT#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS
In the early 90s in the dead of night the cops would use mountain bikes to sneak up on us.
Sneaky bastards.Pocket full of furniture tacks or carpet tack strips takes care of that!
Spike strips for bicycles! Give them a taste of their own medicine!

Didn’t think of that Tower.
Thats why you dont f~~~ with us Mgtow Boys.
Were the real deal.
That we are Old Heyoka
Friend of mine in Michigan was pursued down a bunch of back roads. (Poaching deer). The road dead ended at a river. He panicked, jumped in and swam to the other side. He left his wallet in his pickup.
Said when he finally made it back to his house there was a note on his door to come to the police station and turn himself in. They had his truck, ID, everything…
He said they laughed their ass off when he walked through their door. They told him they had no intention of swimming after him. He was humble and very embarrassed, actually got off fairly easy. Lost his hunting privileges for a while though.
And Mickey, I’m sure it’s to late for any advice, but I hope you kept your cool. Obviously I don’t know the details but Oregon can be a difficult place to deal with police. Keep calm, stay quiet, let them talk, give them nothing.
Good to see they can have a sense of humour.
They are just people after all. I met some ok cops back in my youth. My friends usually bad mouthed them and ended up worse off. I always played it cool and the cops would focus on the more argumentative of our gang.Yes Mickey is quiet -let’s hope he is ok and not 8n any serious trouble.
Fingers crossed.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius
Throw them out. They are violating your basic human rights:
Article 12
Freedom from Interference with Privacy, Family, Home and Correspondence
I know you can’t. 🙂 Becuase in your country, as well, there is no power of the Law, there is the law of Power. More guns you have the more power you gainHappiness for all and let no one be forgotten ("Roadside picnic", Arkady and Boris Strugatsky)

Anonymous54Ive allways treated
Cops cool and almost allways got the same in return.
Its just smart to start of freindly.When I get stoped,
Lisense between my fingers, hands out the window.Hey Cheif whats up?
Allways gets good results.
Dont be the idiot who roles his window down 1 in.
What do you think that will get you?
HahahCooperate as though your life depends on it – it does.
Don’t argue, don’t complain, be polite and respectful.
Silence is golden. Get legal help ASAP.
I’m sorry this happened to you. You’ll be ok.Ive allways treated
Cops cool and almost allways got the same in return.
Its just smart to start of freindly.When I get stoped,
Lisense between my fingers, hands out the window.Hey Cheif whats up?
Allways gets good results.
Dont be the idiot who roles his window down 1 in.
What do you think that will get you?
HahahWith you all the way Old Heyoka. A smile and friendly tone goes a long way.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius
I hope he’s ok. Cops at my door? The last thing I’m doing is coming to MGTOW.com and posting a link. Old school
skip the cavernous vag and go your own way

Anonymous54A Cops got to size you up ,in less than one second.
If he senses attitude, hes going to shut you down.
Why go there?Give him a chance to cut you some slack.
That way if hes a dick head you can call him out.
One time( long story short) haha
38’s drawn on me, my hands up. Dude comes around from behind and sucker punches me through my drivers window.
Im in the Boston police station. Surround by Vice Sqaude dudes.
I said, by the way, witch ever one of you sucker punched me, Your a F~~~ing Pussy!!!
Chuckes of respect.
Hahah. I got b~~~~!!!!

Anonymous11Rounding a curve at 70 MPH in a 25 MPH residential zone as a stupid teen driver, I came upon an officer with a handheld X band traffic radar who clocked me. I floored it and began evasive maneuvers. The look of shock on his face was priceless. The last time I looked in my rearview mirror the officer was scrambling to get back in his cruiser to give chase.
I then drove a random zig-zag route through the neighborhood and made my way to an unmapped dirt road that provided an egress to get back to my house. I parked my car in the backyard for the next week. I lied to my mother and told her that I was working on the carburetor to counter her suspicions.
I quit speeding in residential zones after this. A few years later the same officer busted up an underage drinking party where we hid our beer which they could not find. I smirked. He did not recognize me. We skated on that one too.

Anonymous54I then drove a random zig-zag route through the neighborhood and made my way to an unmapped dirt road that provided an egress to get back to my house. I parked my car in the backyard for the next week.
Perfect!
Its not about speed.
If you can ahead enough, out of site distance, and get to an intersection.
He will have to guess wicth way.
Two or three in a row, and he’ll guess wrong!!!
Well done!One time Im late for a session.
I come around a turn to Music row, in a 4 wheel drift.
Motorcycle Cop!! Oops!!!
He says he wont give me a ticket, if I promise to never speed on that road again.
I said deal.
30 years, 35 mph just like I promised.
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