Single mom neighbor wants me to stop smoking…

[Cap285Participant 6007]

FrostByte wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

Hi. I’m not f~~~ing you or doing anything that might help you. Please listen to me nag and tell you how to run your life.

That was good for laugh Cap. Truth in satire.

That’s what I’m here for.

There had better be some mutual exchange if some broad is going to flap her gums and I have to listen.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

Not simple to say it politely though

They do not understand polite. Give them the business and you’ll never have to deal with them again.

They’re so use to men hanging on their every word….then one guy tells them to f~~~ off and the gears lock up.

Fuck this planet.

[OhnoParticipant 668]

Antipathy wrote:

I find not responding to single moms is best. Just give her the thousand mile stare like she’s strange and bizarre for randomly talking to you and then look down at your phone or something. Sends a message you’re not game.

Would be an option, if she didnt have her son with her.
You gotta be a good example for the youth and communicate with words that she must be out of her mind talking to you like that.
Otherwise the boy might grow up thinking this behaviour is ok.

[Anonymous 11]

I’d get a smoker and take up smoking ribs and butts for 16 hours at a stretch as my weekend hobby.

[Anonymous 2]

Cap285 wrote:

They do not understand polite.

They don’t.
Just don’t want to tell her anything in anger, it’s a sign of weakness.

Cap285 wrote:

Give them the business and you’ll never have to deal with them again.

I won’t hesitate to tell her next time to f~~~ off, but with a non-swearing firm statement.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Anonymous wrote:

Cap285 wrote:

They do not understand polite.

They don’t.
Just don’t want to tell her anything in anger, it’s a sign of weakness.

Cap285 wrote:

Give them the business and you’ll never have to deal with them again.

I won’t hesitate to tell her next time to f~~~ off, but with a non-swearing firm statement.

Your call. But you’d be surprised what a simple F-Bomb can accomplish.

Fuck this planet.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Ohno wrote:

Opt Out wrote:

I find not responding to single moms is best. Just give her the thousand mile stare like she’s strange and bizarre for randomly talking to you and then look down at your phone or something. Sends a message you’re not game.

Would be an option, if she didnt have her son with her.
You gotta be a good example for the youth.

I’m going to disagree. He needs to see him mom put in her place.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 2]

Anonymous wrote:

I’d get a smoker and take up smoking ribs and butts for 16 hours at a stretch as my weekend hobby.

That would push her buttons!:))

[AutoliteParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I asked him what would happen to me if I refused? He said he would beat the f~~~ out of me right in front of his kid.

Yeah, you’ll get that where CCW is illegal..

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

If you’re really good with social engineering. I want to hear how she gave you a blow job with an ashtray balanced on her head.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Autolite wrote:

DukeToga wrote:

I asked him what would happen to me if I refused? He said he would beat the f~~~ out of me right in front of his kid.

Yeah, you’ll get that where CCW is illegal..

What has that got to do with CCW?

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 2]

FrostByte wrote:

I want to hear how she gave you a blow job with an ashtray balanced on her head.

Never heard of this stunt.
It’s on the list.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Sorry my friend I didn’t mean to confuse the issue with “politeness”, allow me to illustrate:

The polite response: “Mind your own f~~~ing business.”

The impolite response: “Mind your own f~~~ing business you fugluy stinky land whale; you are too stupid to know what is good or bad for you or anyone else and you’re too selfish to care anyway. You’re just p~~~ed because I’m spending money on cigs instead of you and your brat–now p~~~-off before I cease being a gentleman.”

[Anonymous 2]

PistolPete wrote:

The polite response: “Mind your own f~~~ing business.”

Seeing more and more encouragement for explicit language use.
Not promising to say it though.
Considering the social context, it’s not necessary for now.

[OhnoParticipant 668]

Cap285 wrote:

I’m going to disagree. He needs to see him mom put in her place.

exactly…I just corrected my reply, because I saw I might cause confusion, although my first comment already says it would get loud.

[HitmanParticipant]

I have a friend who would have said “I’m not your man”.
I love that!
So simple and to the point!
.
I’m not your man!
..stops the conversation. .if not, just repeat it.

[thisistheguy123Participant 2063]

To be honest, I cannot comment on how to handle that better

I would have handled it my own way, which would have led to a more p~~~ed off woman
I hate people telling me what to do

I smoke too.
When I gave a s~~~ about dating women I would always tell them I smoke, so many hated it, but accepted it because they thought I was funny and hot…But always talked s~~~ about it when I smoked

My response; If you don’t like it, leave.

I guess I was a MGTOW before I realized it

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

When a woman tells you to do something…

“No.”

You can add “Thank you.” if you want to be polite. Anything else you say is potentially actionable.

Do NOT say “Hugh… Hugh Mongous.”

Actually, f~~~ that. Say “Hugh… Hugh Mongous.”

[AutoliteParticipant]

Cap285 wrote:

Autolite wrote:

DukeToga wrote:

I asked him what would happen to me if I refused? He said he would beat the f~~~ out of me right in front of his kid.

Attempting to ‘beat the f~~~’ out of somebody could be considered to be causing ‘serious bodily harm’. Some jurisdictions afford folks the right to protect themselves and prevent from happening to them with CCW…

Yeah, you’ll get that where CCW is illegal..

What has that got to do with CCW?

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

I would have told her, well my grandfather lived to be 96. She would inevitably ask? Did he smoke? My response, “no he minded his own damn business.”

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