Single mom neighbor wants me to stop smoking…

[Anonymous 2]

Me smoking a cigarette and drinking some beer on my balcony.
Single mom neighbor passes by with her son, stops and asks me:
– since when do you smoke?
– since a while…
– stop smoking…
– nicotine is good for health(which is a fact, smoke is not)
– no it’s not
– yes it is
– no it’s not – and goes inside the building

Do you have any better way I could have handled it?

I think she is trying to make good example for her kid, but that’s not my business.

I instantly remembered a video I’ve seen recently on MGTOW is Freedom about how woman hate and are offended when men act like men.

Think I’m going to grow my beard back…
I shaved for my harpy ex-wife I divorced last year.

[Anonymous 5]

Wow she needs to do her own thing. I smoke too (not very fun time being addict) but one thing I hate is that s~~~. When am in a smoking area (or your property) they can just f~~~ off. Leave me to my cigarette. I remeber a guy told me to pick my butt off the ground (passer by on the street while I was in a smoking area at work) – I asked him what would happen to me if I refused? He said he would beat the f~~~ out of me right in front of his kid. As he was mid sentence I went inside my car and drove off funny as f~~~. Like where does someone get that rage? Like wtf lol.

Good post ?

[Mr. SmithParticipant 686]

I think you should give in and stop smoking a cigarette. Smoke a cigar instead.

"I need men, real men, men with balls, certainly not sissies. I would never ask them to take an enemy position, but I insist that they follow me to that position. If you are one of those men, raise your hand." Napoleon Bonaparte

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

It was a s~~~ test. She just checking to see how much she can manipulate you.

Anonymous wrote:

Do you have any better way I could have handled it?

NO is always best and that’s what you did. I would say don’t get drawn in to any debate or argument.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 2]

Mr. Smith wrote:

Smoke a cigar instead.

I smoke cigars too.
Also vape, but haven’t quit cigarettes yet.

[Maximus AureliusParticipant 351]

You should tell her, ” it’s none of your business…..
And by the way,, Why don’t you lose some weight!!”

Meditating on the Wisdom & Truths of Man, Isn't just a Philosophy, but a Calling......Be willing to be Called a Man!

[Anonymous 42]

I’d run that c~~~ out of Dodge on the end of a shotgun!

And I don’t even smoke!

[OhnoParticipant 668]

I would have gone mad on the spot and get really loud.
Thats no advice, just how I would have reacted.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

I would have told her: (politely) Mindy your own f~~~ing business. And/or being a land whale isn’t healthy either but I don’t criticize you.

Actually Mr. Smith is right. You might want to think about changing to cigars. The tobacco in cigarettes is not dangerous HOWEVER the chemical preservatives which are oxidized when burned IS dangerous. Cigars don’t have this issue as they are only tobacco and nothing but tobacco.

Check out https://www.jrcigars.com/ Every month I get two bundles of JR 2ds Excalibur Nr. I Maduro…its the cheap version of the Hoyo De Monterrey

[Anonymous 2]

Anonymous wrote:

When am in a smoking area (or your property) they can just f~~~ off. Leave me to my cigarette.

Completely agree, she just had an itch to bother me.

FrostByte wrote:

I would say don’t get drawn in to any debate or argument.

That’s how I handle things too.
Have some rage for a few minutes that I should have told so and so, but at the end it saves me from a lot of headache and trouble if I don’t get carried away in an argument.

Maximus Aurelius wrote:

And by the way,, Why don’t you lose some weight!!”

Well…you guessed correctly.
She is one step from land-whale.

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. HAVING A SLOT-C BITCH AT YOU ABOUT YOUR SMOKING IS NONE OF HER BUSINESS. TELL HER TO P~~~ OFF IF SHE PURSUES IT FURTHER.

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

Anonymous wrote:

Me smoking a cigarette and drinking some beer on my balcony.
Single mom neighbor passes by with her son, stops and asks me:
– since when do you smoke?
– since a while…
– stop smoking…

This is where I would have just said “no” or “dont tell me how to live.”

I hate being lectured by other “Adults”. I think we all know smoking is bad for your health at this point. Just once I would like to see someone rambling on about smoking get mauled by a bear while smokers look on lol.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Hi. I’m not f~~~ing you or doing anything that might help you. Please listen to me nag and tell you how to run your life.

Anonymous wrote:

Do you have any better way I could have handled it?

Yes. Tell her to f~~~ off and mind her own business.

Fuck this planet.

[Anonymous 42]

Cap285 wrote:

Hi. I’m not f~~~ing you or doing anything that might help you. Please listen to me nag and tell you how to run your life.

I wanna f~~~ you, but without using sex, I wanna suck you b~~~~ through your ass the right way! Using the legal system!

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

This reminds me of an incident I experienced two years ago. I was out on a first date with a woman, and we went to a bar. (which was her idea)

She whined about the smoke every ten minutes for about an hour. I kept my mouth shut until she said “do these idiots even know what they’re doing to themselves??”

I finally said “damn, do you go to strip clubs and complain about the nudity, too??” After that, she said to me “I think I’d like to go home now if that’s okay.” I told her I thought it was a good idea, so she grabbed her purse and left.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

If you want to smoke, then smoke.
It is none of her business, and if you want to tell her that, then tell her that.

But to say that smoking is good for your health is just stupid.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Cap285 wrote:

Hi. I’m not f~~~ing you or doing anything that might help you. Please listen to me nag and tell you how to run your life.

That was good for laugh Cap. Truth in satire.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Anonymous 2]

Anonymous wrote:

I’d run that c~~~ out of Dodge on the end of a shotgun!

Ohno wrote:

I would have gone mad on the spot and get really loud.

That’s about what I wanted to do.

PistolPete wrote:

I would have told her: (politely) Mindy your own f~~~ing business.

JimBoLea wrote:

TELL HER TO P~~~ OFF IF SHE PURSUES IT FURTHER.

Definitely the next thing I’ll say.
Not simple to say it politely though…

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

I find not responding to single moms is best. Just give her the thousand mile stare like she’s strange and bizarre for randomly talking to you and then look down at your phone or something. Sends a message you’re not game.

[Anonymous 2]

The responses cracked me up!:))
For sure I feel easy now about the event.

Rorschach wrote:

Just once I would like to see someone rambling on about smoking get mauled by a bear while smokers look on lol.

That I wanna see too!

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