Should 007 be a woman

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

DanceMyOwnWay wrote:

The new plot should be Daniel Craig gets upset with himself for realising he’s been a tool of the patriarchy all these years and been mansplaining. So Q performs reconstructive surgery and he James bond becomes a woman – Jamie Bond. But now he’s a hundred times stronger than before and torpedos and nuclear missiles bounce off him. And he falls in love with Blofelt and gets married. The End.

Now wait a gosh-darn minute here……
These snowflake women and feminists needa FEMALE hero !

Sheg onna be a 1/2 Latino & 1/2 African womanth at grew up in the hood. She once saved her entire family against an Angry White dude by shouting & throwing a plastic bottle at him. He thought she was cra-zee and bolted.

Now she can take on that nasty Blofeld and Dr. No too!
Q equipped her MINIVAN with all the latest gadgets , including a coosey holder & a no-spill bag of Doritos.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[JustAnotherGuyParticipant]

Daryll55 wrote:

Sheg onna be a 1/2 Latino & 1/2 African womanth at grew up in the hood. She once saved her entire family against an Angry White dude by shouting & throwing a plastic bottle at him. He thought she was cra-zee and bolted.

Half black, half latino, pan-sexual demi-queer a-gendered otherkin quadriplegic blind, deaf midget who personally carried 47 cats out of a burning building that she THEN put out with the power of her period.

Cupcakes are Cold. MGTOW is Absolute Zero.
“Let us wait a little; when your enemy is executing a false movement, never interrupt him” –Napoleon Bonaparte, 1805

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JustAnotherGuy wrote:

Half black, half latino, pan-sexual demi-queer a-gendered otherkin quadriplegic blind, deaf midget who personally carried 47 cats out of a burning building that she THEN put out with the power of her period.

bwuahhwhahwhahwha! the power of her period! lol

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