Most airheaded thing a woman has ever said to you?

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Anonymous wrote:

Just looking at that gives me a f~~~ing headache.
This is why I cant tolerate anything that comes out of female brains any more.

Agree 100% brother.
What can I say – she was a redhead, with long hair, DD, and knew her way around the bedroom. Lesson learned. In my own defence, I was late 20s when I met her. Wish I could go back in time and perform a f~~~ and chuck.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Way back in my 20’s, I worked at a “Gay Bookstore” that catered to the “LGBT Community” and, to the surprise of many people I have talked to about it, it was one of the best jobs I ever had. Even the “Bull Dyke” owner was a pretty damn easy to keep happy.

However, of the two straight people hired in that whole time I worked there, the other was a really great looking redhead with huge breasts who got fired in a week.

While cleaning the windows and some other glass displays, she told me about her “great new idea” to mix bleach with Windex. After physically preventing her from doing so by grabbing both bottles from her before she killed us all, she ran to the boss in the back to complain.

Yes, to complain that I kept her from mixing bleach with Windex and demanded I be fired.

After 2 minutes the boss came out, saw me holding both bottles and the terrified look on my face and fired her. Didn’t take long to figure out what was happening.

On the way out the deadly redhead snapped “you’re just jealous I had a better idea !” and flipped me off and slammed the door behind her.

After that, the boss bought me lunch saying it was cheaper than a trip to the ER or a Funeral Home.

Frank V.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

When I was young and worked in the kitchen, we actually did mix bleach and windex as a prank after the shift was over. the manager had to stay afterhours to make sure to air it all out
it smelled really bad, but it wasn’t lethal by any means. nobody got fired though – everyone managed to keep hush on who did it

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Mixing them can kill !

http://www.stain-removal-101.com/bleach-and-ammonia.html

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I know!
There are a lot of things that can kill

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Back in college, my GF took a bottle of liquid out of the freezer. It wasn’t frozen, she asks “How is this water not frozen? This bottle has been in the freezer for over a week now?!”

Me: “Because it’s Vodka..”

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

My ex-wife was given power of attorney over her sons bank account while he was serving active duty in Kuwait and Iran. She spent all his money and when she was confronted she said it was ‘identity theft’.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Samsquanch wrote:

Back in college, my GF took a bottle of liquid out of the freezer. It wasn’t frozen, she asks “How is this water not frozen? This bottle has been in the freezer for over a week now?!”

Me: “Because it’s Vodka..”

Wow bitches can’t even…

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Well I hooked up with this blonde on Tinder, and she was a slut to say the least. I smashed on her that night. When I pulled out to nut, I busted on her stomach. She then asked me, “Will this get me pregnant?”. SMH

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[narwhalParticipant]

I’ve grown up in Houston basically my whole life. Back in High School, a girl (also grew up here) asked me how to get to the beach.

It’s easy, just take I-45.
Which way, north or south?

I was helping a friend move out his apartment, and then girlfriend was also ‘helping’. I’m carrying one of those heavy tube tvs down three flights of stairs and she’s in the grass out of the way.

We better hurry, I think it’s starting to rain!
No honey, you’re standing next to the sprinkler.

Ok. Then do it.

[Maximus AureliusParticipant 351]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

“You treat me so well, you make me feel bad about myself”.

This was on of the many excuses the ex used as to why she left with Chad….

I had a girl I was with for nine years say this exact same thing to me, and tell me she didn’t want me in her life…
F’ing C~~~!

Meditating on the Wisdom & Truths of Man, Isn't just a Philosophy, but a Calling......Be willing to be Called a Man!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

One day I’m in the shower, and I hear her yelling at me over the curtain. “There’s something wrong with the patio grill. It won’t light.” Soap in my hair, I yell back from under the water spraying down on me, “It’s probably just an empty gas bottle. There’s a new one under the kitchen sink. Do you know how to change it out and put in the new one?.”

Her: “I don’t think it’s empty. It made that hissing sound when I turned it on.”

Me: “if it made that hissing sound, it’s not empty. But you have to take off the wire grill rack and make sure you hold the match down near the burner where the gas comes out, and not up high where the grill rack is”

<Long silence>

Her (finally): “Umm… where are the matches?”.

You’re lucky she didn’t burn the house down…although I guess she would have to actually light the grill for that to happen.

Similar story, I light the grill outside for a nice dinner with the GF. I come back in while it’s preheating, do some food prep, she goes outside for some reason.

Casually comes back in the house after five minutes and says, “The flame went out a few minutes ago, the grill is hissing and I don’t know what to do. I put the lid back down.”

I rushed outside and shut off the propane. Thank the lord she didn’t hit the ignitor switch with the lid closed with propane pumping into the grill for a few minutes.

And I’ve seen two recent commercials where a guy sets himself on fire while using a grill….besides my Mother, I haven’t met one woman who can safely use a propane grill.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

narwhal wrote:

I’ve grown up in Houston basically my whole life. Back in High School, a girl (also grew up here) asked me how to get to the beach.

No way dude! I live in Houston. What part?

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

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