Most airheaded thing a woman has ever said to you?

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

I could write a book, but the one that stands out most for me was utter hilarity. It was an FWB I had about 5 years ago. The first time we hooked up, I was pulling out of her driveway to leave. As I was backing out, she was still standing at the top of it in front of her garage door. She blew a kiss, waved, then yelled “Touche’!!”

The next time I saw her, I asked her why she yelled that as I was leaving the last time.

Her response – “it’s French for goodbye, silly!!”

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

In my high school history class a girl suggested that Napoleon could have conquered Russia if he disguised his army as monks and pretended they were on pilgrimage to Moscow and then they revealed themselves behind enemy lines and killed the Russians.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Fcuking jesus h christ…

I’m lost for words.

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

“most men don’t care if their wives go to the casino and get drunk”

No I don’t date underage girls this actually came from the lips of a woman

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[It’sallbsParticipant]

Fcuking jesus h christ…

I’m lost for words.

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

In my high school history class a girl suggested that Napoleon could have conquered Russia if he disguised his army as monks and pretended they were on pilgrimage to Moscow and then they revealed themselves behind enemy lines and killed the Russians.

Maybe that’s what you yanky boys should do, disgusie all the jarheads as Russian Orthodox Priests …
😉

http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

“2 and 2 is 22.”

Your guy’s posts are equally as mind numbing.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Most airheaded thing a woman has ever said to you?

I was helping a girlfriend install her DVD player. She was all frustrated and didn’t know RCA plug male from female. I told her to “shut the f~~~ up, follow my instructions and do exactly as I say”. Step by step. When it was all done, she picked up the remote and asked . . . . .

“Will this work if I push the wrong button?”

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One time (about a thousand years ago) I was working in a restaurant , and a woman read the daily specials off the chalkboard.

“What’s Kwish?”

“You mean QUICHE?”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

: “Women get paid only 70% of what men earn for the same work.”

OK, that’s more of a bald faced lie than airheaded, but still… you have to be pretty stupid to fall for it.

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

“Only gay men work out”

are you a chia pet in man drag

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Worked for a keyboard company taking service calls. The woman on the phone call kept asking me where the “any” key was?

Took me a moment to focus and she kept going. She said, “the instructions say to press “any” key to continue….”

Peace brothers

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Only recently a women said this to me.

The tip to find a good girl is to find one that will cook for you.

Me in the head: I can cook just fine thank you, and ps, fat chance of that happening.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[Anonymous 54]

My ex asking how a cooler knew to keep somthing hot or cold.

Spent 20 minutes trying to expain it before finaly giveing up.

And No Lady lurkers, Im not wasteing another 20 minutes trying to explain it to you either.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

One day, when I was in secondary school, our biology teacher talked about wet dreams in adolescent boys during one of his lessons on reproduction.

At the end of the lesson, the girl that sat next to me leaned over and whispered:

“so that means you can impregnate a girl ONLY at night right?”

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[joetechParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

My ex asking how a cooler knew to keep somthing hot or cold

Reminds me of a joke I once heard. A woman asks what a thermos is and is told it’s a container that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The next day she’s seen with a thermos and her friend asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 54]

DorkShit wrote:

Worked for a keyboard company taking service calls. The woman on the phone call kept asking me where the “any” key was?

Took me a moment to focus and she kept going. She said, “the instructions say to press “any” key to continue….”

This made my day. Thanks!!!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

The cooler story is just wow, but believable.
“Any key” story is unbelievable. This must had been a prank call.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10935]

An older woman lived next door to me. She knocked on my door and asked for a coat hanger because she had locked her keys into her car and she couldn’t get back into her house. To be funny, I grabbed a wooden hanger and a regular wire hanger. I hid the wire one under my shirt. When I got to the door I handed the wooden one to her and she gave me a not so amused look so I smiled and gave her the wire hanger. She said thanks and proceeded to tell me how sorry she was for bothering me. Then she made the remark, “I should put this in the trunk of my car so that the next time this happens I won’t have to bother anyone.”

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Anonymous 54]

Russky wrote:

The cooler story is just wow, but believable.
“Any key” story is unbelievable. This must had been a prank call.

She’s fairly smart in other areas, but this aint one of em.

We were Freinds at that point, so the hardest part was not to laugh.Not easy.

[IceBankMiceElfParticipant 124]

When everyone starting creating email accounts through yahoo and hotmail, I told my ex wife that my email account was xxxxxx@hotmail.com. She started laughing and I asked her what was so funny? She said, “hot male that’s what’s funny!”. I just started laughing and walked off. She surely figured it out years later, right?

[hmskl’dParticipant 6419]

My sister stopped by and found me soldering this evening, this Saturday night
she said “You need to get out more .. at least buy something for yourself.”
I forgive her for likely unknowingly trying to send me astray .. I’ll assume she does’t know any better .. and means well in her own sisterly awalt way. She is moving up north soon so I won’t have unannounced visits. It’s not easy trying to live a quiet life. I’m back to my soldering.

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