Most airheaded thing a woman has ever said to you?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

These are fun to read.

IceBankMiceElf wrote:

I told my ex wife that my email account was xxxxxx@hotmail.com. She started laughing and I asked her what was so funny? She said, “hot male

I snorted reading that.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 0]

2nd wife shortly after we got married and set up a joint checking account. I was running low in funds in the checking account so I told her we didn’t have much left in the account so don’t be writing checks right now.
She said, “But I’ve still got a whole book full of checks”.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

The “any” key joke has become a standard among German computer technicians. Fading because normal users hardly ever get to see any DOS application that tells you to press “any” key.

But one of the best things was:

At the beginning of the digital photography age, I was asked by customers so many times if the digital pictures on the computer would “wither and fade away” like normal pictures…

Instead of laughing, I said “yes” if you don’t backup and sold them a CD-Burner on top. (1999 it was)
Some of these airheaded arguments brought on by customers (whispering: mostly women) are the best entry points to a sales presentation. Take these things seriously, laugh later and turn it into revenue.

Sell her “chemically durable” CD-Rs, so her photos won’t wither…

Or “suggest” that she signs a repair insurance, if she can’t keep water away from her remote control…

In 20 years, these stories fill a book. And every one of these jokes are true. I heard them myself.

Most problems sit in front of the computer, not inside of it.

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[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I f~~~ing hate how they start annoying the s~~~ out of you by telling you really boring stupid s~~~ that you would never have any interest in. Like shoving a photo album in my face while im on my computer watching a video. And going awww look at my cute little girl when she was a toddler. The stupid fat c~~~ couldn’t even take a hint that A) i was not interested in the slightest and B) i f~~~ing hated her kid.

Just the random stupid banal inane f~~~ing dross they come out with really gets on my t~~~. “Awww i went to my friends today and i met her dog and awwww it was so freindly you should have seen it. Awww and i we went for coffee and had a really good chat, i feel so good that i got out today”

F~~~ OFF C~~~!!!!!!!

[IceBankMiceElfParticipant 124]

KM, it is something I’ve remembered for 18 years! What a ditz!

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

2nd wife shortly after we got married and set up a joint checking account. I was running low in funds in the checking account so I told her we didn’t have much left in the account so don’t be writing checks right now.
She said, “But I’ve still got a whole book full of checks”.

Oh dude!!!!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

This one’s actually quite common. My student is absent from class. She comes in the next day and asks, “Did I miss anything?”

I have lots of stock responses for that one.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[AkhilleusParticipant 2486]

So had the bank client I helped her out with her online accesses how to do admin stuff she’s has a ba mba cpa etc. After we walk thru everything she’s like can I ask you a question about my company wifi ? I’m like sure….. she asks my why her company wifi is s~~~ cause she went to the gas station and her corporate laptop lost connection….I put her on mute told my buddies we all laughed I told her to ask her in house tech.

2nd lady called in asked to put me on hold she had me on speaker phone she’s like hold on a sec my connection is bad I hear her walk open 1 door 2 windows she gets back on the phone and said I had to let the wifis in….

Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW? MGTOW = brothers = acceptance = belonging

[Anonymous 0]

I have had many a patients on my squad runs deny having Diabetes but they have “The Sugars”. Squad runs are full of airheaded answers. Like this one, Me:”How much Heroine did you take?” Patient:”I don’t do drugs.” Me: ” Well first, I brought you back to life with Narcan so there’s that, and there was a needle still in your arm when I found you.”

[Anonymous 5]

Year: 2012

Duke: “hey Sandra you like the band Iron Maiden?”

Sandra: “isn’t that a device used torture women?! (Shocked pointlessly)

Duke: “Well- it’s a band and that too”

Sandra: “That is really werid, listen some to music without a scary name for once duke”

Duke: ” right.. Its got a good beat (really wanted to say it’s metal now f~~~ off) give it a try – you herd them before?”

Sandra: ” not if I want to turn out like you Ohhhhhh! Haha just kidding ”

Duke: “hahah! Lol your right.. (BLUE PILL LIFE- 2012)

NOW NO MORE NEVER!!!!

HAHAHA! Look they made a song about “her” (metaphorical song)

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Tattoo Dave quote of the day.

How do you know if a woman is lying?
Is she breathing?

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[TattooDaveParticipant 6952]

Sandra doesn’t live here anymore. Dude that is f~~~in hilarious, Sandra has a thousand mile c~~~ stare. I could see that after 18 pints of Guinness I don’t even know her that do I need to? Sure if you want to pump and dump some Cesspool pussy great otherwise go monk or go home. Just remember condoms do break…… soorry, yak. go out and get all the pussy you want you’ll be the floppy sloppy 83rd guy and line and she’s only 18

I can see their heads have been twisted and fed with worthless foam from the mouth. Bob d

[LosPukeParticipant 514]

My ex-wife called me at work one day to let me know that she was shopping for a new stereo. She found one she liked and called me on her cell phone so I could listen to the quality of sound. Next, I’m hearing Madonna belch out, “Like A Virgin” at full volume through the cell phone. I told her that it sounded awesome and that she should buy it, no matter the cost.

[TheStormWithinParticipant 778]

bahahaha. F~~~in’ aye. I’m glad I started this thread. You guys delivered.

Aunt Esther: Fred, I'll have you know this body was blessed by Mother Nature!! Fred: Well, too bad your face was cursed by Father Time!

[MusclecarGolferParticipant 636]

Years ago, when I worked the parts counter at a local dealership, an extremely attractive woman came to the counter and, after giving me the specific year, make, and model of her car, asked if we carried any “seven-ten” (710) caps. I was puzzled at her seriousness as I thought she was retelling a well-known joke amongst us car-guys. Instead, she was very sincere and stated that she needed a new “seven-ten” cap so could replace the missing one before her husband found out. I paused, savoring the moment for a few seconds, and then explained to her that the “seven-ten” cap was actually the “OIL” cap upside down. I had to politely divulge this information and be respectful as I needed to keep my job. However, I quickly passed the story amongst the salesman, service advisors, and mechanics even before the woman left the dealership. Was she smoking-hot?…YES! Was she dumb as a box of rocks?…YES! I think I passed on sex with her out of fear of contracting some of her stupidity through intercourse.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

back forever ago, I was married for a couple years to a girl who was actually book smart, but fit the air-head blond stereotype. We had moved into a new house with gas appliances, including the stove. Being a newer upper end model, it had the built in electric sparker to light the burners when you turned the knobs to open the gas valves to the burners. It worked well and she cooked on it occasionally when she bothered to cook.

The house also had a nice patio area and she eventually asked for, and got, one of those small table top Coleman gas camp stoves for grilling outside. It was about the size of a brief case and basically just had a valve that allowed a screw-on gas bottle for fuel source. The gas bottle for it was not much bigger than a soft drink can, but sufficient for a couple burgers or steaks.

One day I’m in the shower, and I hear her yelling at me over the curtain. “There’s something wrong with the patio grill. It won’t light.” Soap in my hair, I yell back from under the water spraying down on me, “It’s probably just an empty gas bottle. There’s a new one under the kitchen sink. Do you know how to change it out and put in the new one?.”

Her: “I don’t think it’s empty. It made that hissing sound when I turned it on.”

Me: “if it made that hissing sound, it’s not empty. But you have to take off the wire grill rack and make sure you hold the match down near the burner where the gas comes out, and not up high where the grill rack is”

<Long silence>

Her (finally): “Umm… where are the matches?”.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

“You treat me so well, you make me feel bad about myself”.

This was on of the many excuses the ex used as to why she left with Chad.

I can find humor in it now!

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Anonymous 54]

Eyeswideopen wrote:

“You treat me so well, you make me feel bad about myself”.

Just looking at that gives me a f~~~ing headache.
This is why I cant tolerate anything that comes out of female brains any more.

[ConstantineParticipant 4419]

I have worked in a variety of retail stores over the years. During one, I was frequently left by myself all day. One afternoon, I locked the shop and pasted a “Back in 5 Minutes” sign on the door, because I desperately needed to go to the bathroom. I made sure to place it in a conspicuous area – pretty much eye-level for the average person – and it literally read BACK IN 5 MINUTES in large letters.

Before I got a chance to leave the counter, the phone started to ring. Remembering that it could easily be my manager, I picked it up. A woman was on the other line, wanting to know why the store was shut.

Now this in itself might have been reasonable. But the thing is, she had seen the sign on the door. I know that because she mentioned it. She said, “Is the shop closed? There’s a sign on the door that reads back in five minutes.”

AND SHE WANTED TO KNOW HOW LONG ‘TILL WE’D BE OPEN AGAIN.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Russky wrote:

The cooler story is just wow, but believable.
“Any key” story is unbelievable. This must had been a prank call.

Nope. Was a real call. Was in 80s when the 80286 computer revolution hit mainstream. We had sold 500k keyboards to Compaq and we were responsible for customer support on them.

Bad news came when customers questioned why their keyboard had 3 “q” keys? Decision to build them in Mexico turned bad. Stock went from 30 dollars to 30 cents in a month. Old employees with company 401k stock lost everything.

Who was in charge of the Mexico operation you ask.
A woman!

Yes, I had to go to Mexico and deal with her. Yes, it was bad.

Peace brothers

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