I'm scared s~~~less of flying

[AutoliteParticipant]

Repulsive Ralf wrote:

I too used to be an aircraft mechanic.
One job I had to do was bolt armour around a gas turbine engine, Napier Gazelle maybe?, these engines had a tendency to let go of their compressor blades at high RPM, the blades would shoot out with such centrifugal force that they would pass through the engine casing, through the fabric of the aircraft, and then through all the passengers. Nice.
The armour would stop all those very many blades so all the passengers then had to worry about was how to continue flying in a helicopter with no functioning engine.

I saw an accident investigation video about one of the huge modern Airbus airliners that puked out some turbine blades. The blades failed because a turbine bearing overheated. The turbine bearing overheated because a fitting that routed the cooling/lubricating engine oil wasn’t machined properly and it failed.

When the turbine calved, it tore out so many systems along the way that the aircraft could not be flown conventionally. The aircraft crew had to turn, descend and land the plane by manipulating the THROTTLES ONLY.

There wasn’t any procedure for what the crew had to do to get the aircraft down safely because no one involved with the design of the aircraft even anticipated such catastrophic multiple failures!

The guy who started this thread might want to maybe think about taking a boat. Just sayin’…

[Anonymous 54]

Ive been upside down in an open c~~~pit biplane. With the origanal fraid 1″ seat belt.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

I’d much rather take the trip by air .. and enjoy the comfortable and safe flight .. rather than face some intoxicated teenage kid on the highway who’s on drugs & also texting while horsing around with friends in the car; not paying any attention to the road while heading towards me .. head-on at 80 mph. Your chances of a safe air journey are basically 100%, you can safely make it on one engine .. my chances meeting that car quickly crossing into my lane on the highway at night and surviving .. 50% at best .. depending on how fast I can swerve into the ditch and roll end over end.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

You’re not afraid of flying at all—you’re afraid of crashing in a big burning fireball, or and uncontrollable dive of 50, 000 feet where everyone spends the last ten minutes of their lives screaming hysterically before splatting like a big bug…so no flying isn’t the problem.

[bladeParticipant]

I suggest watching air crash investigations and know what s~~~ can go down . Don’t listen to these guys they just want you to be in shock when s~~~ f~~~s up .

Watched one air crash investigations show where part of the fusalarge pealed away and some passengers who were strapped to there seats took over three minutes to hit the water . One dude went threw the engine . f~~~ed up . Concorde had a good safety record to . High jacks , ground crew f~~~ ups , mechanical failures , pilot era , radar operators . Take all that into consideration . Now you know the risks of been f~~~ed up and aware it won’t be a shock when s~~~ goes down and you can follow flight attendents orders with out panicking . Like put ya head down ( kiss your arse good buy )If your lucky to be on the ground head to emergency exit ( you will be fine to trample over every c~~~ , you first f~~~ every one else ) . Be first on the slippery dip provided they look fun . Plane could blow on the ground but .

Help blade style . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

F~~~ every one beat me to this . Got interupted while typing

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 54]

PistolPete wrote:

You’re not afraid of flying at all—you’re afraid of crashing in a big burning fireball, or and uncontrollable dive of 50, 000 feet where everyone spends the last ten minutes of their lives screaming hysterically before splatting like a big bug…so no flying isn’t the problem.

Does this help DYD? Hahahah

[AutoliteParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

You’re not afraid of flying at all—you’re afraid of crashing in a big burning fireball, or and uncontrollable dive of 50, 000 feet where everyone spends the last ten minutes of their lives screaming hysterically before splatting like a big bug…so no flying isn’t the problem.

Statistically, flying is very safe. It’s just that when something does happen, it can be a major catastrophe. You are actually in far more danger of being in an auto-mobile wreck on your way to the airport than being in a plane crash.

But I do understand why some people get spooked about flying. I think it’s the ‘not being in control’ thing that can be the most unsettling for many…

[Anonymous 54]

For me it would be the 10 min ride down. I lost a freind in the value jet crash. I hate to think what it was like.
But I dont mind flying. I love the take off when it plants you in the seat. I. like landing in a cross wind, to see how good the pilot is.
I think when its your time, its your time. Just get good and f~~~ed up first!

[bladeParticipant]

Autolite wrote:

PistolPete wrote:

You’re not afraid of flying at all—you’re afraid of crashing in a big burning fireball, or and uncontrollable dive of 50, 000 feet where everyone spends the last ten minutes of their lives screaming hysterically before splatting like a big bug…so no flying isn’t the problem.

Statistically, flying is very safe. It’s just that when something does happen, it can be a major catastrophe. You are actually in far more danger of being in an auto-mobile wreck on your way to the airport than being in a plane crash.

But I do understand why some people get spooked about flying. I think it’s the ‘not being in control’ thing that can be the most unsettling for many…

Stop spinning him s~~~ guys . Lol

Hey dyd stop been a f~~~ing pussy . Doesn’t take that long to die in a plane crash bro . Garunteed to be f~~~ed up pretty fast . Car crash you could be trapped for ages in twisted metal before flames might toast ya . Over 3 minutes free fall ain’t really that long . I should be payed for this kind of help

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[TwistParticipant]

10mg of Ambien. Good night, Liebchen.

Though there was that woman with the story of waking up with spunk in her hair. Choose your seat mate carefully.

[Anonymous 43]

resevil, haven’t left Illinois in 15 years…lol

start small, take 47 n to lake Geneva

coolest thing in Wisconsin, 45 degrees north, 90 degrees west…half way around the world, half way to the north pole

yup, its in a farm field.

lol former resident of Illinois givin u s~~~

[bladeParticipant]

Twist wrote:

10mg of Ambien. Good night, Liebchen.

Though there was that woman with the story of waking up with spunk in her hair. Choose your seat mate carefully.

A wad of cum in your hair now there’s something for you to look forward to dyd . Get of the plain looking nice and fresh with hair gel . Yes i am sure dyd will pick his seat buddy well . LMFAO .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Dashing Young Dissident wrote:

It’s also uncomfortable as f~~~ and no amount of alcohol helps. I’ve only had one peaceful flight where I slept like a baby for most of the 12 hours on one of the two flights.

There is a pill for that now if you really are that scared just f~~~ing knock yourself out for a few hours or even better actually learn to deal with your fear and overcome it.

And for me personally i am not really scared of a flying in fact it would be entertaining if the plane were to crash or get hijacked by Muslims or some other bulls~~~ like that and i die. My biggest problem is not dying per say but rather there is no way in hell that if i were to incinerate in a plane crash that i would be mummified so f~~~s living 10,000 years from now could see the well preserved body of the yam.

If i were simply a pile of ash then there would be nothing left of me to mummify.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Anonymous 5]

Back in 2003 I went on my first flight it was phoenix AZ to Alaska . I’d never been on a plane before like you dyd I was scared of crashing . But I’m glad I did it.it’s good to overcome your fears .

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

F~~~ me this thread took off when I went to bed, haha.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

Does this help DYD? Hahahah

Hahahaha.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Anonymous wrote:

What I think you might have is claustrophobia, and it would also explain a bit your problem with banks and supermarkets.

I am a bit claustrophobic myself, nothing much, but when I did a MRI it was very uncomfortable. But if they where to bind me for the MRI, then I would go nuts!

The thing is, claustrophobia is not “only” a fear of small spaces, but is mostly a fear of having no escape, of being restricted.

The same way, agoraphobia is not “only” a fear of open spaces, as it is a fear of having no control.

Definitely agree with that. I still can’t understand why they make the toilets so f~~~ing small. It’s like taking a s~~~ in a broom closet.

Autolite wrote:

Well, before you strap in, go up to the c~~~pit and quiz the pilot on what all the buttons, gauges, switches and control levers do.

If he gets any of the questions wrong, just get off and try another plane…

They don’t allow anyone to do that for obvious reasons. Besides, the air hostesses wouldn’t let you walk through first class.

I was nosey once on a flight, actually, i was bored f~~~ing s~~~less. So I went through first class to see what these f~~~ers got for their money. I was real jealous! Then some snotty air hostess asked why i was walking through and I said “its not illegal is it?”

Anonymous wrote:

You are safer flying than sitting at home!

You sure lol?

Anonymous wrote:

usually get to sit in the co-pilot’s seat and watching professional pilots live in action while listening to ATC in flight made me feel a lot safer about being in the air. You don’t get to experience that on a commercial flight.

That would be really cool, id love that.

IceBankMiceElf wrote:

Do what I do…I look around and see who I’m going to eat first if the plane crashes and I have to survive!

Hehehehehe.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

PistolPete wrote:

You’re not afraid of flying at all—you’re afraid of crashing in a big burning fireball, or and uncontrollable dive of 50, 000 feet where everyone spends the last ten minutes of their lives screaming hysterically before splatting like a big bug…so no flying isn’t the problem.

Dead right.

Anonymous wrote:

Does this help DYD? Hahahah

Haha.

blade wrote:

Hey dyd stop been a f~~~ing pussy . Doesn’t take that long to die in a plane crash bro . Garunteed to be f~~~ed up pretty fast

If I die im coming back to haunt you f~~~ers lol.

blade wrote:

A wad of cum in your hair now there’s something for you to look forward to dyd . Get of the plain looking nice and fresh with hair gel . Yes i am sure dyd will pick his seat buddy well . LMFAO .

Lol! I’ve had a wank on a plane before, in the toilet. Took me ages. My c~~~ was dry as f~~~, didn’t have any lotion. Got c~~~ burn.

[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

I still don’t get why they make the damn toilets so f~~~ing small. As soon as my ass touches the seat to take a s~~~, some asshole is banging on the door. I always yell out “I have a gun!” yet the c~~~ will still knock a few more times. So I just ignore them.

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