Cameltoe And Crime

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Poker maybe for you?When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

Poker, Spades, Hearts……I like a few different card games. Cards, unless used for gambling, are a lost great pastime. The braindead zombies of today are too busy staring into their stupid little screens in their hands.Yeah, I’ll play twister with you. I’ll twist your stupid head completely off.Yeah, I’m a big fan of grease, but not candy. I’m not much for sweets except for maybe a chocolate chip cookie once or twice a year and the same goes for pistachio ice cream. Once or twice a year is enough sugary treats for me to consume. Yes, we have Mars candy bars, but I don’t eat them.You really just don’t make any damn sense sometimes. You just don’t pay much attention to what I write on here, do you? I’d love it if we had prostitutes where I live. I’d go broke paying for BJ’s.

You couldn’t twist the head off a Jelly Baby(sorry Yank, Jelly Bean!).It’s a Mars Bar, not Mars candy! Stop distorting the English language!You will to have to take a trip to Kanass City for a weekly gobble….and yes, I absorb everything you write.

You stupid fool, a Mars bar is a candy bar just like all that other sickly sweet schit, including jelly beans.I really like sex, but I’m not driving great distances to get it.If you absorbed everything I write, you’d not have made your idiotic marine ego statement.

We don’t say “Candy” here in blighty. Speak the Queens tongue serf.
“Great distance2, mmm, interesting.
You would’ve thought you would know my sense of humour by now. EVERYTHING is a play on words. I am descendant of William after all.

I don’t give a schit what you fukkers say over there.

How is the term interesting to you. For all you know, I live right outside of Kansas City and am just trying to trick you.

I know everything for you is a play on words, but it’s so obscure, I rarely get it.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.

However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.
However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

When you mentioned you and a fiend went over to Missouri for a bum banging session, I naturally assumed you live/work near the border ie the East Kans-ass.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.2019-12-10 at 1:45 PM#918276Edit | Reply | QuoteColin Combover in a ComaParticipant 4756Hermit wrote:Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.When you mentioned you and a fiend went over to Missouri for a bum banging session, I naturally assumed you live/work near the border ie the East Kans-ass. AuthorPostsViewing 4 posts – 41 through 44 (of 44 total)←123Reply To: Cameltoe And CrimeYou can use BBCodes to format your content.Tags:Notify me of follow-up replies via email Post my Reply Admin Writes08.25 Several important threads to inform members of upcoming schedule, recent trouble shooting and more. These threads will be removed from “sticky” status to not be so in your face as you’re browsing. They are for your interest and info and ordered by priority. Schedule Messaging and Permissions Recent Login Solution + info About the MGTOW Forums Overviews Latest Topics Latest 100 Forums Posts [new] Most Popular With Most Replies New or No Replies YetForums Hints Shortcodes [ NEW ] How to quote a post How to add a link How to add an image How to add a YouTube video 916783915526915524915354915129914037909862908811908810908500908465908464908300907963907895907477902002901301901106901105901104901024901017900393900392900391900390899038898980896844896798896797895983895850895848893740893036891671891670891336891017890865889894889741889058888157887960887768886321886306885519884948883951881340881339880491878671878351877678 I don’t see my post right away Updated 08.24, we have implemented a mechanism to automatically check for ( and publish ) any pending topics every 5 minutes. It is tested confirmed working, however in one case, the timestamp is setting it to GMT time (in the future) so any replies will appear before the topic. So, we have reverted the mechanism and will handle it manually until the timestamp issue can be solved. Thank you. Topics currently pending 59 Replies currently pending 0 “When I see MGTOW… I see the greatness of men.”- Guy Gone MGTOW Market Market News Listings [soon] Privacy Last 100 Forum Posts Contact ©2019 by http://www.mgtow.com | All Rights Reserved. MAR 26 12:13PM PST – Good morning. Technicians needed to perform some minor updates which took a few seconds ( already done ). Tonight, at approximately 10:00 PM PST ( 1:00 AM EST ), a hard reboot will be necessary for some routine system maintenance. A reminder notice will be posted about 30 minutes prior. A momentary outage lasting 1-3 minutes is

Keeps you on the toes.
I think a lot is lost in our obvious cultural differences.
I love words.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

When you mentioned you and a fiend went over to Missouri for a bum banging session, I naturally assumed you live/work near the border ie the East Kans-ass.

“……..bum banging……”……??????…… You are a nasty motherfukker. I think I mentioned we went to Missouri, but it was either for food that we can’t get here, or cheaper booze that we also can’t get here. ……….but sure, Fort Scott it is. You found me. When you coming for a visit?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Keeps you on the toes.I think a lot is lost in our obvious cultural differences.I love words.

I don’t need your nonsensical blathering to keep me on my toes, you grotesque behemoth.

I do agree with you about cultural differences. Not sure how I’d react were I able to travel over there to your little island. If I had the time and money, instead of those cramped, flying metal tubes, I’d prefer to take a ship over there and see the sites. It might take a lot longer, but at least on a ship you can walk around and stretch your legs. Now if I had a private jet all to myself, I’d prefer to fly.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

When you mentioned you and a fiend went over to Missouri for a bum banging session, I naturally assumed you live/work near the border ie the East Kans-ass.

“……..bum banging……”……??????…… You are a nasty motherfukker. I think I mentioned we went to Missouri, but it was either for food that we can’t get here, or cheaper booze that we also can’t get here. ……….but sure, Fort Scott it is. You found me. When you coming for a visit?

Listen to me you arse bandit, I’m cumming to do you good and proper in the new year.
Make sure that frozen tumbleweed is out of the way and you’ve got me some ales in.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Keeps you on the toes.I think a lot is lost in our obvious cultural differences.I love words.

I don’t need your nonsensical blathering to keep me on my toes, you grotesque behemoth.
I do agree with you about cultural differences. Not sure how I’d react were I able to travel over there to your little island. If I had the time and money, instead of those cramped, flying metal tubes, I’d prefer to take a ship over there and see the sites. It might take a lot longer, but at least on a ship you can walk around and stretch your legs. Now if I had a private jet all to myself, I’d prefer to fly.

You’re bumptiousness is outstanding.
This little island is the reason you became a fully formed twit.
Just get on a plane and come visit me. I’ll take you out to the streets and the local dogging sites.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You live near Fort Scott. Oh yes you do.

Ha, I have actually been to Fort Scott once a long time ago, (assuming there’s only one in Kansas). It’s kind of a neat little town as I remember.However, looking at the map, that isn’t a great distance from Kansas City. I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

When you mentioned you and a fiend went over to Missouri for a bum banging session, I naturally assumed you live/work near the border ie the East Kans-ass.

“……..bum banging……”……??????…… You are a nasty motherfukker. I think I mentioned we went to Missouri, but it was either for food that we can’t get here, or cheaper booze that we also can’t get here. ……….but sure, Fort Scott it is. You found me. When you coming for a visit?

Listen to me you arse bandit, I’m cumming to do you good and proper in the new year.Make sure that frozen tumbleweed is out of the way and you’ve got me some ales in.

Ok, just let me know when you will arrive. I’ll be waiting for you at the “Old Fort Museum”. You can suck on a cannon.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Keeps you on the toes.I think a lot is lost in our obvious cultural differences.I love words.

I don’t need your nonsensical blathering to keep me on my toes, you grotesque behemoth.I do agree with you about cultural differences. Not sure how I’d react were I able to travel over there to your little island. If I had the time and money, instead of those cramped, flying metal tubes, I’d prefer to take a ship over there and see the sites. It might take a lot longer, but at least on a ship you can walk around and stretch your legs. Now if I had a private jet all to myself, I’d prefer to fly.

You’re bumptiousness is outstanding.This little island is the reason you became a fully formed twit.Just get on a plane and come visit me. I’ll take you out to the streets and the local dogging sites.

The sites you would show me are probably quite horrific. I know two normal upstanding English gentlemen over there who I’d trust more than you. If you remember, one of them flew over here to visit me for a week. Very nice gentleman. Better man than I, perhaps. Way better than you.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Keeps you on the toes.I think a lot is lost in our obvious cultural differences.I love words.

I don’t need your nonsensical blathering to keep me on my toes, you grotesque behemoth.I do agree with you about cultural differences. Not sure how I’d react were I able to travel over there to your little island. If I had the time and money, instead of those cramped, flying metal tubes, I’d prefer to take a ship over there and see the sites. It might take a lot longer, but at least on a ship you can walk around and stretch your legs. Now if I had a private jet all to myself, I’d prefer to fly.

You’re bumptiousness is outstanding.This little island is the reason you became a fully formed twit.Just get on a plane and come visit me. I’ll take you out to the streets and the local dogging sites.

The sites you would show me are probably quite horrific. I know two normal upstanding English gentlemen over there who I’d trust more than you. If you remember, one of them flew over here to visit me for a week. Very nice gentleman. Better man than I, perhaps. Way better than you.

In what configuration is he “better” than me.
Certainty not physically nor cerebrally. Must have hair…..yeah, that’s it.
Your a follicle discriminator.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

MAR 26 12:13PM PST – Good morning. Technicians needed to perform some minor updates which took a few seconds ( already done ). Tonight, at approxi

Hermit wrote:

MAR 26 12:13PM PST – Good morning. Technicians needed to perform some minor updates which took a few seconds ( already done ). Tonight, at approxi

I’ll suck yours, you being cannon fodder an all.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Hermit wrote:

I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

picking up the bread crumbs little by little. Gonna show up one day for Christmas Carolling, but naked! BUWHAHAWAHWHA!!

WHY DO YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

that reminds me. Everyone make sure to be at Autolite’s house for Christmas Eve Mass. Eggnog and presents opening at 7pm.

If you need directions, call Canadian phone number 556-740-3345 and ask for Stevo.

The masked orgy is afterward, Christmas Day technically, beginning at 4am. Bring your own lubricants, last time I ran out trying to pack one in on Tiffany

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I checked Google Maps and that’s barely an hour and a half drive.

picking up the bread crumbs little by little. Gonna show up one day for Christmas Carolling, but naked! BUWHAHAWAHWHA!!



WHY DO YOU DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE?

Be the witch of Wichita at the end of it.

Wearing nothing but a crusty pair of soiled socks with my congealed self.

I do dearly hope you are still lactating those memebers over at McKinney’s Miracle Group…..

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

that reminds me. Everyone make sure to be at Autolite’s house for Christmas Eve Mass. Eggnog and presents opening at 7pm.
If you need directions, call Canadian phone number 556-740-3345 and ask for Stevo.
The masked orgy is afterward, Christmas Day technically, beginning at 4am. Bring your own lubricants, last time I ran out trying to pack one in on Tiffany

I just phoned. Some specimen called Market Watcher answered.
Said “Stevo” got swallowed by a huge gaping tarantula face.

What the f*ck am I on about. LMAO!

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