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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.What a zipperhead!!!!!!!

    What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.

    It’s not what I think regarding who/or what is world renowned. In this instance it is fact the aforementioned is world famous.Regarding you’re question, no I don’t know.So when I say you ain’t got a fakin scooby…….

    Still doesn’t make it a fact that everyone should know who they are.Now that is unbelievable. You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to understand the phases of the moon. Why do we have night and day here on Earth? It works the same for the moon. It’s that simple.

    Well done you perverted old f*ck, you know more than me about the moon and the stars.Have you ever partaken in gloryhole gobbling?I think I will write a poem about this.

    Would you like to see the dark side of my Moon?

    It’s not that complicated. A fourth grader knows more about the moon and the stars than you do, you oaf.

    #917878
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    Good to see our bard back in action.So the shadow of the earth blots out Cliff Richard in Kansas. Makes sense.

    It’s testament to our fortitude that we converse politely with these planks of wood.
    Can you actually believe Worm has never even heard of Cliff Richard or the Shadows!!!
    More Christ Mass poems will be a coming.

    You obtuse simpleton……it’s even worse for me having to deal with you. You only believe you have intellectual prowess. That makes our conversations even more irritating for me.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #917879
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    Any chance of a Yule one too? Just to even things up.I must say I was surprised too that he had not heard. Maybe we are too parochial here in the UK? I wonder if other US guys have not heard of them either.

    About the plagiarism of paganism?
    There will be one taking the Michael out of the royal family(and her bloody sanctimonious 5minute talk on Christmas Day) called, “THE LAST MINCE PIE THE QUEEN HAS EVER SEEN”
    Herm is a textbook Yank!

    You’re a textbook crank, you imbecile.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #917881
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Any chance of a Yule one too? Just to even things up.I must say I was surprised too that he had not heard. Maybe we are too parochial here in the UK? I wonder if other US guys have not heard of them either.

    About the plagiarism of paganism?There will be one taking the Michael out of the royal family(and her bloody sanctimonious 5minute talk on Christmas Day) called, “THE LAST MINCE PIE THE QUEEN HAS EVER SEEN”Herm is a textbook Yank!

    You’re a textbook crank, you imbecile.

    Good rhyming!
    We will make a scholar and a gentleman out of you yet you gormless gringo.

    #917882
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Any chance of a Yule one too? Just to even things up.I must say I was surprised too that he had not heard. Maybe we are too parochial here in the UK? I wonder if other US guys have not heard of them either.

    Nah, you have got me all wrong.

    I’m the most inept that ever stepped.

    #917883
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    ……but I’m still slimmer than you!

    #917884
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    Nah, you have got me all wrong.
    I’m the most inept that ever stepped.

    I gotta’ go. Need to pick up some chicken for fajitas along with some guacamole and chips.

    Good evening to you.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #917885
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Nah, you have got me all wrong.I’m the most inept that ever stepped.

    I gotta’ go. Need to pick up some chicken for fajitas along with some guacamole and chips.
    Good evening to you.

    Nah, you have got me all wrong.I’m the most inept that ever stepped.

    I gotta’ go. Need to pick up some chicken for fajitas along with some guacamole and chips.
    Good evening to you.

    Have a good one Cliff.

    #917887
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Have a good one Cliff.

    #917928
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    Sandals
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    You’re poems are getting better.

    #918155
    Hermit
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    Have a good one Cliff.

    How was your weekend, Ginger?

    The fajitas I cooked Friday evening were pretty good. Yesterday I made a big pot of chicken and noodles. I know you say your diet is limited, but I bet you’d like my chicken and noodles. Man, they are so good, especially when you have mashed potatoes with it.

    I boil a whole chicken, but instead of boiling it in water, I boil it in canned chicken broth. Gives it even more flavor. Take it out and pull all the meat off and throw the carcass and skin over the fence, so the foxes and wild cats have something to eat. I’ve not learned how to make homemade noodles yet, so I buy the frozen ones. After they are boiled, I put the chicken back in and let it simmer a while. All I season it with is a little onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper. After it sits and thickens, it is some of the best food you’ve ever eaten. One of the best dishes that I cook.

    Ready for some spaghetti later this week and I’ll have a fridge full of leftovers that I can eat on for quite a while.

    How are things with you lately? Seen the toothless whore recently, or is she completely out of the picture?

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #918159
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Have a good one Cliff.

    How was your weekend, Ginger?
    The fajitas I cooked Friday evening were pretty good. Yesterday I made a big pot of chicken and noodles. I know you say your diet is limited, but I bet you’d like my chicken and noodles. Man, they are so good, especially when you have mashed potatoes with it.
    I boil a whole chicken, but instead of boiling it in water, I boil it in canned chicken broth. Gives it even more flavor. Take it out and pull all the meat off and throw the carcass and skin over the fence, so the foxes and wild cats have something to eat. I’ve not learned how to make homemade noodles yet, so I buy the frozen ones. After they are boiled, I put the chicken back in and let it simmer a while. All I season it with is a little onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper. After it sits and thickens, it is some of the best food you’ve ever eaten. One of the best dishes that I cook.
    Ready for some spaghetti later this week and I’ll have a fridge full of leftovers that I can eat on for quite a while.
    How are things with you lately? Seen the toothless whore recently, or is she completely out of the picture?

    Howdy Do Dee slim.
    Weekend was uneventful. Was my propulsed into this dimension day. Didn’t celibate(as usual). No point, got no friends anyway.

    The gormless one is finally out of the frame. I do wonder though if she will contact as it’s Christmas(assuming she still has my number).

    Chicken and mash sounds delish. I don’t like noodles.
    I had chips and a steak and kidney pie from the chip shop.
    You don’t really have hip shops in the US do you?

    When you breaking up for Christmas?
    Been to any orifice parties yet?

    #918162
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    Have a good one Cliff.

    How was your weekend, Ginger?The fajitas I cooked Friday evening were pretty good. Yesterday I made a big pot of chicken and noodles. I know you say your diet is limited, but I bet you’d like my chicken and noodles. Man, they are so good, especially when you have mashed potatoes with it.I boil a whole chicken, but instead of boiling it in water, I boil it in canned chicken broth. Gives it even more flavor. Take it out and pull all the meat off and throw the carcass and skin over the fence, so the foxes and wild cats have something to eat. I’ve not learned how to make homemade noodles yet, so I buy the frozen ones. After they are boiled, I put the chicken back in and let it simmer a while. All I season it with is a little onion powder, garlic powder, salt and pepper. After it sits and thickens, it is some of the best food you’ve ever eaten. One of the best dishes that I cook.Ready for some spaghetti later this week and I’ll have a fridge full of leftovers that I can eat on for quite a while.How are things with you lately? Seen the toothless whore recently, or is she completely out of the picture?

    Howdy Do Dee slim.Weekend was uneventful. Was my propulsed into this dimension day. Didn’t celibate(as usual). No point, got no friends anyway.
    The gormless one is finally out of the frame. I do wonder though if she will contact as it’s Christmas(assuming she still has my number).
    Chicken and mash sounds delish. I don’t like noodles.I had chips and a steak and kidney pie from the chip shop.You don’t really have hip shops in the US do you?
    When you breaking up for Christmas?Been to any orifice parties yet?

    On Saturday, a couple coworkers and I went to the winery and played chess. I prefer one on one, but the guy I play with wants to play constantly with no breaks, so it’s kinda’ nice to have the 3rd guy to allow me to take a break and stretch my legs. Plus, it’s best to play more than the one guy all the time. You get better when you play different people with different strategies.

    You don’t like noodles, both egg noodles as well as pasta noodles? I don’t know what a chip shop is. Chips for you are fries for us, yes?

    Counting this one, I have two weeks left, then I’ll be off for 12 days straight around Christmas and New Year’s.

    I don’t do the office parties anymore. I spend most of my life with these people at work, why would I want to spend any extra time with them, with the exception of my chess and shooting friends, of which there are only two.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #918167
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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    It’s good you have an outlet with like-minded people. Chess is good for the grey matter and all that.

    I don’t like ANY type of noodles/pasta/spaghetti/rice. It’s the Scandinavian in me. Potatoes/eggs/meat/fish/bread, that’s the majority of my daily diet.

    A chip-shop is where they sell chips(thicker than fries), scallops, fish, pies/gravy, pickled eggs, buttered bread, and kebabs.

    No-one will be gobbling you’re giblets this pestive season then!

    #918225
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    It’s good you have an outlet with like-minded people. Chess is good for the grey matter and all that.
    I don’t like ANY type of noodles/pasta/spaghetti/rice. It’s the Scandinavian in me. Potatoes/eggs/meat/fish/bread, that’s the majority of my daily diet.
    A chip-shop is where they sell chips(thicker than fries), scallops, fish, pies/gravy, pickled eggs, buttered bread, and kebabs.
    No-one will be gobbling you’re giblets this pestive season then!

    Yes, it’s very good. I love chess, but haven’t had anyone to play with for many years now. Same with cards, but no one wants to play cards anymore. Damn video games is all anyone ever wants to do, else they play no games at all.

    Damn, that sounds good. Wish we did have chip shops around here. Unfortunately, other than the 2 or 3 decent places we have to eat, the rest is McDonalds and the like. I don’t see how those s~~~ holes stay in business. No one I know likes to eat at those places. I may go once a year if that, when I’m unusually in the mood to eat s~~~ food.

    Yeah, the one or two gobble gals I had turned sour on me. Oh well……there’s always another one that may turn up to go down.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #918247
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    It’s good you have an outlet with like-minded people. Chess is good for the grey matter and all that.I don’t like ANY type of noodles/pasta/spaghetti/rice. It’s the Scandinavian in me. Potatoes/eggs/meat/fish/bread, that’s the majority of my daily diet.A chip-shop is where they sell chips(thicker than fries), scallops, fish, pies/gravy, pickled eggs, buttered bread, and kebabs.No-one will be gobbling you’re giblets this pestive season then!

    Yes, it’s very good. I love chess, but haven’t had anyone to play with for many years now. Same with cards, but no one wants to play cards anymore. Damn video games is all anyone ever wants to do, else they play no games at all.
    Damn, that sounds good. Wish we did have chip shops around here. Unfortunately, other than the 2 or 3 decent places we have to eat, the rest is McDonalds and the like. I don’t see how those s~~~ holes stay in business. No one I know likes to eat at those places. I may go once a year if that, when I’m unusually in the mood to eat s~~~ food.

    Poker maybe for you?
    When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.

    I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!

    You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

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    Poker maybe for you?When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.
    I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!
    You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

    Poker, Spades, Hearts……I like a few different card games. Cards, unless used for gambling, are a lost great pastime. The braindead zombies of today are too busy staring into their stupid little screens in their hands.

    Yeah, I’ll play twister with you. I’ll twist your stupid head completely off.

    Yeah, I’m a big fan of grease, but not candy. I’m not much for sweets except for maybe a chocolate chip cookie once or twice a year and the same goes for pistachio ice cream. Once or twice a year is enough sugary treats for me to consume. Yes, we have Mars candy bars, but I don’t eat them.

    You really just don’t make any damn sense sometimes. You just don’t pay much attention to what I write on here, do you? I’d love it if we had prostitutes where I live. I’d go broke paying for BJ’s.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #918260
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Poker maybe for you?When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

    Poker, Spades, Hearts……I like a few different card games. Cards, unless used for gambling, are a lost great pastime. The braindead zombies of today are too busy staring into their stupid little screens in their hands.
    Yeah, I’ll play twister with you. I’ll twist your stupid head completely off.
    Yeah, I’m a big fan of grease, but not candy. I’m not much for sweets except for maybe a chocolate chip cookie once or twice a year and the same goes for pistachio ice cream. Once or twice a year is enough sugary treats for me to consume. Yes, we have Mars candy bars, but I don’t eat them.
    You really just don’t make any damn sense sometimes. You just don’t pay much attention to what I write on here, do you? I’d love it if we had prostitutes where I live. I’d go broke paying for BJ’s.

    You couldn’t twist the head off a Jelly Baby(sorry Yank, Jelly Bean!).
    It’s a Mars Bar, not Mars candy! Stop distorting the English language!

    You will to have to take a trip to Kanass City for a weekly gobble….and yes, I absorb everything you write.

    #918266
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    Poker maybe for you?When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

    Poker, Spades, Hearts……I like a few different card games. Cards, unless used for gambling, are a lost great pastime. The braindead zombies of today are too busy staring into their stupid little screens in their hands.Yeah, I’ll play twister with you. I’ll twist your stupid head completely off.Yeah, I’m a big fan of grease, but not candy. I’m not much for sweets except for maybe a chocolate chip cookie once or twice a year and the same goes for pistachio ice cream. Once or twice a year is enough sugary treats for me to consume. Yes, we have Mars candy bars, but I don’t eat them.You really just don’t make any damn sense sometimes. You just don’t pay much attention to what I write on here, do you? I’d love it if we had prostitutes where I live. I’d go broke paying for BJ’s.

    You couldn’t twist the head off a Jelly Baby(sorry Yank, Jelly Bean!).It’s a Mars Bar, not Mars candy! Stop distorting the English language!
    You will to have to take a trip to Kanass City for a weekly gobble….and yes, I absorb everything you write.

    You stupid fool, a Mars bar is a candy bar just like all that other sickly sweet schit, including jelly beans.

    I really like sex, but I’m not driving great distances to get it.

    If you absorbed everything I write, you’d not have made your idiotic marine ego statement.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #918271
    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Poker maybe for you?When I come over next year, you and I will play TWISTER……Just you and I though.I rarely eat chips, too coated in fast/grease for me. Do you have MARS BARS in the US? In Scotland, there coat them in batter!You may have to swallow that Marine Corp ego and pay for a gobble.

    Poker, Spades, Hearts……I like a few different card games. Cards, unless used for gambling, are a lost great pastime. The braindead zombies of today are too busy staring into their stupid little screens in their hands.Yeah, I’ll play twister with you. I’ll twist your stupid head completely off.Yeah, I’m a big fan of grease, but not candy. I’m not much for sweets except for maybe a chocolate chip cookie once or twice a year and the same goes for pistachio ice cream. Once or twice a year is enough sugary treats for me to consume. Yes, we have Mars candy bars, but I don’t eat them.You really just don’t make any damn sense sometimes. You just don’t pay much attention to what I write on here, do you? I’d love it if we had prostitutes where I live. I’d go broke paying for BJ’s.

    You couldn’t twist the head off a Jelly Baby(sorry Yank, Jelly Bean!).It’s a Mars Bar, not Mars candy! Stop distorting the English language!You will to have to take a trip to Kanass City for a weekly gobble….and yes, I absorb everything you write.

    You stupid fool, a Mars bar is a candy bar just like all that other sickly sweet schit, including jelly beans.
    I really like sex, but I’m not driving great distances to get it.
    If you absorbed everything I write, you’d not have made your idiotic marine ego statement.

    We don’t say “Candy” here in blighty. Speak the Queens tongue serf.

    “Great distance2, mmm, interesting.

    You would’ve thought you would know my sense of humour by now. EVERYTHING is a play on words. I am descendant of William after all.

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