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It’s the festive season, that can only mean one thing. Festive poems.
This one is a much better version of Cliff Richards, “Mistletoe and Wine”
Dedicated to all the poor souls that will be shuffling the cold streets of my provincial town on Horus’s birthday.
CAMELTOE AND CRIME
The whore is on the corner, the punters sing
A patrol car passing, there’s a new police sting
Dreams of the pipe, dreams of blow
Stinky fingers, a smell that lingers I know, it’sBusiness time, cameltoe and crime
Crackheads whinging give me you’re dime
With Dick up the arse in a bareback bukkake
A time to rejoice in contracting HIVA time for sucking, a time for f*cking
A time for ball busting, no mucking
Lust and laughter, and joy after a nut blaster
Hers for the taking, except she is fakingBusiness time, cameltoe and crime
Crackheads whinging, give me you’re dime
With Dick up the t~~~ in a bareback bukkake
A time to rejoice in contracting HIVSlutty delight
Under neon nightIt’s a time for H, a time for the needle
A time for forgetting, during a blood-letting
Business is lust, business is a lack of trust
A time for raping, with a hole agapingBusiness time(slutty delight), cameltoe and crime(under neon light)
Crackheads whinging, give me you’re dime
With b~~~~ in the mouth in a bareback bukkake
A time to rejoice in contracting HIVIt’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.
I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.
Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.
“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
It’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.
I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.
Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.
“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.High praise indeed coming from my most critical critic.
There is a few more in the pipeline.
Do you know who “Cliff” is?
It’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.
High praise indeed coming from my most critical critic.
There is a few more in the pipeline.
Do you know who “Cliff” is?Well, I love watching women sucking and fukking, especially when I’m involved. There is a certain bitch that I have to work with and every time she’s babbling on about some stupid schit, I always stare at her mouth and picture her sucking dick.
The only Cliff I’m familiar with is the character “Cliff Clavin” from that old crummy show, “Cheers”.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
It’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.
High praise indeed coming from my most critical critic.There is a few more in the pipeline.Do you know who “Cliff” is?
Well, I love watching women sucking and fukking, especially when I’m involved. There is a certain bitch that I have to work with and every time she’s babbling on about some stupid schit, I always stare at her mouth and picture her sucking dick.
The only Cliff I’m familiar with is the character “Cliff Clavin” from that old crummy show, “Cheers”.Dear me, you’ve never heard of Cliff Richard(of the Shadows). The third biggest selling artist in UK behind Elvis and the Beetles(please tell me you have heard of the beetles). His hit song, “Mistletoe and wine”
Play on words as always my worldly friend.You and gobbling. Ever analysed where this fetish comes from? Lack of suckling as an infant? Mommy left your dummy in too late?
Throwing seeds matey.It’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.
High praise indeed coming from my most critical critic.There is a few more in the pipeline.Do you know who “Cliff” is?
Well, I love watching women sucking and fukking, especially when I’m involved. There is a certain bitch that I have to work with and every time she’s babbling on about some stupid schit, I always stare at her mouth and picture her sucking dick.The only Cliff I’m familiar with is the character “Cliff Clavin” from that old crummy show, “Cheers”.
Dear me, you’ve never heard of Cliff Richard(of the Shadows). The third biggest selling artist in UK behind Elvis and the Beetles(please tell me you have heard of the beetles). His hit song, “Mistletoe and wine”Play on words as always my worldly friend.
You and gobbling. Ever analysed where this fetish comes from? Lack of suckling as an infant? Mommy left your dummy in too late?Throwing seeds matey.Even people who hate their music have heard of the Beetles, but sorry, never heard of Cliff Richard.
There’s no reason to read so much into it as you do. I like it because it feels good, you bonehead.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
It’s about fukking time, Cancer! I was almost to the point of begging you for a poem if you can believe it.I actually starred this one even before reading it and it did not disappoint. It’s one of your best, if not the best you’ve ever done.Very entertaining, but then, I guess I’m a pervert.“Slutty delight, under neon night” I phucking love it.
High praise indeed coming from my most critical critic.There is a few more in the pipeline.Do you know who “Cliff” is?
Well, I love watching women sucking and fukking, especially when I’m involved. There is a certain bitch that I have to work with and every time she’s babbling on about some stupid schit, I always stare at her mouth and picture her sucking dick.The only Cliff I’m familiar with is the character “Cliff Clavin” from that old crummy show, “Cheers”.
Dear me, you’ve never heard of Cliff Richard(of the Shadows). The third biggest selling artist in UK behind Elvis and the Beetles(please tell me you have heard of the beetles). His hit song, “Mistletoe and wine”Play on words as always my worldly friend.You and gobbling. Ever analysed where this fetish comes from? Lack of suckling as an infant? Mommy left your dummy in too late?Throwing seeds matey.
Even people who hate their music have heard of the Beetles, but sorry, never heard of Cliff Richard.
There’s no reason to read so much into it as you do. I like it because it feels good, you bonehead.Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!
Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.
What a zipperhead!!!!!!!
Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?
Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.
What a zipperhead!!!!!!!What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.
How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.
Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………
I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.What a zipperhead!!!!!!!
What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.
How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.
Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………
I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.It’s not what I think regarding who/or what is world renowned. In this instance it is fact the aforementioned is world famous.
Regarding you’re question, no I don’t know.
So when I say you ain’t got a fakin scooby…….
Yeah, by putting “bro” at the end, it was a serious question!
Sardonicism is not a strong point of yours is it…Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.What a zipperhead!!!!!!!
What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.
It’s not what I think regarding who/or what is world renowned. In this instance it is fact the aforementioned is world famous.
Regarding you’re question, no I don’t know.
So when I say you ain’t got a fakin scooby…….Still doesn’t make it a fact that everyone should know who they are.
Now that is unbelievable. You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to understand the phases of the moon. Why do we have night and day here on Earth? It works the same for the moon. It’s that simple.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
Yeah, by putting “bro” at the end, it was a serious question!Sardonicism is not a strong point of yours is it…
Don’t attempt to talk down to me, you impudent sod. I am not to blame for your poor writing skills when it comes to properly and concisely communicating your thoughts to others.
I’m quite close to destroying you with a thought and you don’t even realize how close you are to obliteration.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.What a zipperhead!!!!!!!
What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.
It’s not what I think regarding who/or what is world renowned. In this instance it is fact the aforementioned is world famous.Regarding you’re question, no I don’t know.So when I say you ain’t got a fakin scooby…….
Still doesn’t make it a fact that everyone should know who they are.
Now that is unbelievable. You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to understand the phases of the moon. Why do we have night and day here on Earth? It works the same for the moon. It’s that simple.Well done you perverted old f*ck, you know more than me about the moon and the stars.
Have you ever partaken in gloryhole gobbling?
I think I will write a poem about this.Good to see our bard back in action.
So the shadow of the earth blots out Cliff Richard in Kansas. Makes sense.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
Yeah, by putting “bro” at the end, it was a serious question!Sardonicism is not a strong point of yours is it…
Don’t attempt to talk down to me, you impudent sod. I am not to blame for your poor writing skills when it comes to properly and concisely communicating your thoughts to others.
I’m quite close to destroying you with a thought and you don’t even realize how close you are to obliteration.It’s you trans goons. I might as well be talking to someone from Guinea Bissau.
You go ahead and destroy me in thought Superman. I have a voodoo doll of you at home.
Good to see our bard back in action.
So the shadow of the earth blots out Cliff Richard in Kansas. Makes sense.It’s testament to our fortitude that we converse politely with these planks of wood.
Can you actually believe Worm has never even heard of Cliff Richard or the Shadows!!!
More Christ Mass poems will be a coming.
Any chance of a Yule one too? Just to even things up.
I must say I was surprised too that he had not heard. Maybe we are too parochial here in the UK? I wonder if other US guys have not heard of them either.
A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own
Yeah, by putting “bro” at the end, it was a serious question!Sardonicism is not a strong point of yours is it…
Don’t attempt to talk down to me, you impudent sod. I am not to blame for your poor writing skills when it comes to properly and concisely communicating your thoughts to others.I’m quite close to destroying you with a thought and you don’t even realize how close you are to obliteration.
It’s you trans goons. I might as well be talking to someone from Guinea Bissau.
You go ahead and destroy me in thought Superman. I have a voodoo doll of you at home.Thank the lucky moon and stars it’s not a life size one of you. I would never be able to fit it in my prison sized room!
HO HO HO!
Unbelievable, never heard of Cliff Richard nor the shadows!Hank Marvin?Do you know where the UK is on a map? Serious question bro.What a zipperhead!!!!!!!
What’s unbelievable is your surprise. Just because you and others may think these people are famous enough to be world renown, doesn’t guarantee that they are.How can that be a serious question? “Do I know where the United Kingdom is on a map”…….????…….. Don’t insult me by asking such an idiotic question and then follow up by saying your serious.Here’s a question for you. Do you know why sometimes we only see a portion of the moon illuminated while other times its entire face is illuminated? Should be a ridiculously easy question to answer, but I’m surprised that most everyone I ask does not know. I’m sure you are like the rest and think that a lunar eclipse is the answer. The stupidity of people still amazes me. Yeah, several times a month, every month, a lunar eclipse occurs………I’m sure you’ll cheat and look it up on the internet. I can’t trust someone as strange as you to be honest.
It’s not what I think regarding who/or what is world renowned. In this instance it is fact the aforementioned is world famous.Regarding you’re question, no I don’t know.So when I say you ain’t got a fakin scooby…….
Still doesn’t make it a fact that everyone should know who they are.Now that is unbelievable. You don’t have to be an astrophysicist to understand the phases of the moon. Why do we have night and day here on Earth? It works the same for the moon. It’s that simple.
Well done you perverted old f*ck, you know more than me about the moon and the stars.
Have you ever partaken in gloryhole gobbling?I think I will write a poem about this.It’s not that complicated. A fourth grader knows more about the moon and the stars than you do, you oaf.
The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.
Any chance of a Yule one too? Just to even things up.
I must say I was surprised too that he had not heard. Maybe we are too parochial here in the UK? I wonder if other US guys have not heard of them either.About the plagiarism of paganism?
There will be one taking the Michael out of the royal family(and her bloody sanctimonious 5minute talk on Christmas Day) called, “THE LAST MINCE PIE THE QUEEN HAS EVER SEEN”
Herm is a textbook Yank!
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