Women have no sense of humor

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

The first Black Adder and Goes Forth were my favorite.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[Anonymous 42]

Women have no sense of humor

^^^^^^Fixed…

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

PistolPete wrote:

English comedy tends towards the ironic and/or sardonic.

This is exactly the type of humor I have.

OP I’ve wondered this myself about women. While I’ve met a few exceptions, virtually no girls can appreciate ironic or sardonic humor. Especially if it’s towards them.

I think I’ve only met two girls who can tolerate self deprecating humor. Anything that pulls the pedestal from underneath them is absolutely intolerable. They absolutely can’t laugh at themselves in even the slightest and simplest of ways.

Resident cynic.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

In a female brain a part responsible for looking for funny things – is replaced by the part that looks for reasons to be offended.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[GrumpyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Ive worked with a few unknown female comidians that would kill you.

Check out Nikki Pane.
She is hilarious as well. Once you see and hear her, you understand why she has a sense of humour.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

Women are generally boring to talk to. Too often they complain about guys not being able to carry conversation, yet in my past efforts to speak to them they do nothing at all to contribute. You can only talk so much when the only replies they give you are generic answers with no interest or passion whatsoever. They have no sense of individuality, they’re all a bunch of cookie-cutter robots.

I can’t even bother talking to them anymore. It’s like pulling teeth. I actually have better conversations with myself…

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

They only have a sense of humor when they want you. Suddenly everything you say becomes hillarious to them

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 38]

Generally yes because they’re thick as s~~~.

[Anonymous 38]

However, I used to cry with laughter with 2 of my exes. Good girls they were.

[freedomParticipant 5129]

Red Knight wrote:

Women are generally boring to talk to. Too often they complain about guys not being able to carry conversation, yet in my past efforts to speak to them they do nothing at all to contribute. You can only talk so much when the only replies they give you are generic answers with no interest or passion whatsoever. They have no sense of individuality, they’re all a bunch of cookie-cutter robots.

I can’t even bother talking to them anymore. It’s like pulling teeth. I actually have better conversations with myself…

I felt the same way in many occasions, it’s way too difficult to carry on a conversation with them because they are so boring, that’s one of the reasons why guys are quick to sleep with them, because there is nothing else interesting to do.

[HermitParticipant]

That’s why when I do stumble across a gal who actually does have a sense of humor, I find it a wonderful treat and have to watch myself. Even if they’re dumb as s~~~, a girl that can make me laugh is attractive to me. Some gals think they’re funny and just come off looking stupid. The ones who really do have a sense of humor are rare and I don’t mind spending time with them.

I have some English friends who have shown me some funny c~~~ney stuff. “Are you pullin’ my p~~~er?” “Do you want a dry slap, son?” “Fir-een sovs?!”

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[narwhalParticipant]

Russky wrote:

They only have a sense of humor when they want you. Suddenly everything you say becomes hillarious to them

Yep, they’re sense of humor seems to be tied up with many other emotions they are dealing with concurrently. I don’t mean they can’t laugh when they are sad or angry, which is normal, but they will laugh at female ghotbusters just to make a point. They will laugh at a rich man’s joke. They will laugh when they think it will make them look good to laugh.

I was hanging out with neighbors over the weekend. Mixed company. Drank a little too much and found myself explaining to some of the women the concept of a master key and a s~~~ty lock. Big mistake on my part I thought, yet the laughed hysterically.

“Oh, I never heard that one before!”
“Oh, that’s so true!”
“That’s so funny!”

5 minutes later, one of them said they had a single friend I might like. Coincidence?

Ok. Then do it.

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

freedom wrote:

Red Knight wrote:

Women are generally boring to talk to. Too often they complain about guys not being able to carry conversation, yet in my past efforts to speak to them they do nothing at all to contribute. You can only talk so much when the only replies they give you are generic answers with no interest or passion whatsoever. They have no sense of individuality, they’re all a bunch of cookie-cutter robots.

I can’t even bother talking to them anymore. It’s like pulling teeth. I actually have better conversations with myself…

I felt the same way in many occasions, it’s way too difficult to carry on a conversation with them because they are so boring, that’s one of the reasons why guys are quick to sleep with them, because there is nothing else interesting to do.

Yup, exactly! Sex is practically the only possible reason to interact with them. That is the only possible way to connect with them! They bring literally nothing else. At least they used to cook for you, but they won’t even make you a f~~~in’ sandwich now!

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

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