Women and their dogs.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Supremo wrote:

By dogs I thought you meant western men xD

Seriously, “xD” ? P~~~ off, person who was a teenager during the early years of Southpark who still uses that emoticon. Or you’re a c~~~. Or both.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Keymaster wrote:

Drop what you’re doing and read this…..
By Unleash The Beef

I read that story before I left for town this morning. It was great. Stories like these make me glad I’m a MGTOW and not some blue pill man stuck in a dead end relations~~~.

Keymaster wrote:

That’s because dog is “man’s best friend”.
There is no expression “woman is a man’s best friend”.

Plus, dogs will never sue you for dogamony. All they want is attention and meat.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Anthony wrote:

Plus, dogs will never sue you for dogamony. All they want is attention and meat.

I swear, after creating man and woman, the maker decided to create cats and dogs and plop them next to us humans as a sick joke.

• Cats are prettier than Dogs, and they know it.

• They will use their claws to get where they need to get, and they don’t care if they scratch and bleed you along the way.

• They play affectionate and cute until you feed them and then they will retreat to a corner to begin pruning & licking themselves. Literally.

• They frequently go where they don’t belong and need to be “brought down”.

• They are perfectly content to completely ignore you, until they figure out YOU are ignoring THEM.

• They are perfectly content to do nothing all day without thinking its a waste of their time.

• They leave hair everywhere.

• Nothing EVER seems to make them “HAPPY”.

• They are FASCINATED by little shiny things.

• They prefer to remain fixated on those little shiny things than to sit on your lap for a while.

• They really WANT your attention but don’t really NEED it.

• You can’t teach them to do anything “really cool” that is worth telling your friends about.

When you leave your house in the morning, your dog will look at you as if to say “Have a great day today!! Drive safely!! I will be right here waiting when you get home!! I can hardly WAIT!!”

Your cat will coldly gaze out the window with her back turned and think . . . “You’d better get going, or you’re gonna be late”.

Dogs are like loyal reliable “employees” who will never let harm come to you under any circumstances, and only want to be loved by a cute bitch who will give ’em some decent tail.

Cats have staff.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RedPillBonerParticipant 541]

Oh the countless times I have been plowing some c~~~ only to take a look around the room and see rover watching me. Sometimes it creeps me out and others I wonder if the dog secretly is cheering me on.

Was that a c~~~ in my thread talking about western men? Ooooh I hope so and hope the bitch got punted 🙂

I think a lot of the c~~~s hang out in the site until something really strikes a nerve and then they can’t help themselves. This c~~~ probably has a dozen muts that she lets f~~~ her fat ass because no man will touch it anymore.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Keymaster wrote:

I swear, after creating man and woman, the maker decided to create cats and dogs and plop them next to us humans as a sick joke.

Haha, I agree. I do like cats, but my family had a cat when I was a kid. The bitch used to claw and bite me all the f~~~ing time. I bet he enjoyed it as well. I still have a deep scar on my leg from him.

I don’t trust cats because of the very reasons you put out.

Dogs are definitely 1000 times better. And it doesn’t matter on the breed of the dog either. Dogs will love you no matter what if you treat them right.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Keymaster wrote:

You can teach a dog something your friends will think is really cool. Try and teach a woman something, and she thinks you’re being cruel.

I wonder if I can teach my dog to make a sandwiches.

treelville..miami wrote:

Use to F~~~ with this one bitch back in the day, this bitch had like 6 chihuahuas. Every time I was f~~~ing her on her bed, everywhere I turned there’s some rat faced chihuahua half dead asleep under the blanket, which reaked like f~~~ing dog p~~~ btw.

It could have been worse. They could have been parrots.

Cats and dogs are one thing, but if you walk into a woman’s home and find out she has a parrot? You walk right the f~~~ back out and never look back. Trust me on this.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

sidecar wrote:

I wonder if I can teach my dog to make a sandwiches.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Maybe in a women’s mind,the day she’s loves man unconditional is the day she loses control over said man.Men are looked at as slaves for women,would you overtly show TLC to a slave? You can love a dog unconditionally and never lose control of it.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Supremo wrote:

By dogs I thought you meant western men xD

Rephrase: “By dogs I thought you meant white-knight/manginas.”

By saying this, you’re not insulting those men…. you are insulting dogs. 😛

Nerevar wrote:

Seriously, “xD” ? P~~~ off, person who was a teenager during the early years of Southpark who still uses that emoticon. Or you’re a c~~~. Or both.

To be fair, I use that too sometimes…. its a habitual thing from my previous blue-pill social media life.

I do notice men do not use as much emoticons as females do. Maybe its because we are more straight-forward and don’t need to ‘manipulate’ our words with a smiley.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Anonymous 0]

I don’t hate dogs. I respect the owners of well trained dogs and their dogs because the dogs know what they are. A f~~~ing dog!! Maybe one day I’ll own one but I doubt it. I see a dog as a major commitment in years of life and also money of course. That’s why I’ve never tried it. If I had have tried, I would have been held back because I’ve travelled around a bit and a dog is like a child that will never grow up and look after itself. Also a dogs place is in the f~~~ing kennel outside. I don’t live in a stinking dog kennel! The last bitch I dating lasted 3 weeks. Her dog was a ‘human’ dog you see. It had to be inside otherwise it would stress out. I placed my boundary- that being the dog was welcome at my house anytime, but it had to learn to enjoy the wonders of running around in a big safe yard with grass and shelter. Anyway she abuses that boundary straight up. I invited her for fresh oysters and wine. She brings her f~~~ing dog. It was a warm night. The dog would have been happy if she just left it alone and came and cuddled me on the sofa and enjoyed my company. Instead she lets the dog inside and proceeded to lie on the floor and cuddle the dog instead of me. That was our last moment together. When one boundary falls, the stupid bitches only see the next one to smash.

[SupremoSpectator 96]

99.99% of western men are brainwashed feminists, albeit to a varying degrees. F~~~ them. And these people have never been on “teh internets” (which you seem to have @varun ) and so they don’t communicate in the same way.

But hey, let’s have a moment of silence for teh internets… which has been completely ruined now by all those f~~~ing females who have invaded the online space.

Sigh… the good old days… Women truly ruin everything they touch!

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Supremo wrote:

But hey, let’s have a moment of silence for teh internets… which has been completely ruined now by all those f~~~ing females who have invaded the online space.

Sigh… the good old days… Women truly ruin everything they touch!

Everything about you makes me think you’re a c~~~ in disguise here. From the way you write to the way you use retarded emoticons.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Anthony wrote:

Everything about you makes me think you’re a c~~~ in disguise here. From the way you write to the way you use retarded emoticons.

Im with you on this,my MGTOW spid-ey senses keep going off when I read his post. Im wondering should I do a practice flush just to be on the safe side or wait for one of the post generals to investigate….uh Tower,stealthy,ILA,Doc,KM,Russky,the floor is yours.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[JollyMisanthropeParticipant 3356]

That c~~~ Paris Hilton carrying her dog around in her purse like a fashion accessory didn’t help things.

The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.

[SupremoSpectator 96]

Not sure if stupid or just pack-minded rogues…. probably both

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Hierarchy in a woman’s mind

1) herself
2) kids
3) dog/cat
4) her clothes and things
5) man

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

My memorable moment was when my then ex had a male fox terrier, that dog loved and respected me more than her. It drove her insanely jealous!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

I don’t hate dogs. I respect the owners of well trained dogs and their dogs because the dogs know what they are. A f~~~ing dog!! Maybe one day I’ll own one but I doubt it. I see a dog as a major commitment in years of life and also money of course. That’s why I’ve never tried it. If I had have tried, I would have been held back because I’ve travelled around a bit and a dog is like a child that will never grow up and look after itself. Also a dogs place is in the f~~~ing kennel outside. I don’t live in a stinking dog kennel! The last bitch I dating lasted 3 weeks. Her dog was a ‘human’ dog you see. It had to be inside otherwise it would stress out. I placed my boundary- that being the dog was welcome at my house anytime, but it had to learn to enjoy the wonders of running around in a big safe yard with grass and shelter. Anyway she abuses that boundary straight up. I invited her for fresh oysters and wine. She brings her f~~~ing dog. It was a warm night. The dog would have been happy if she just left it alone and came and cuddled me on the sofa and enjoyed my company. Instead she lets the dog inside and proceeded to lie on the floor and cuddle the dog instead of me. That was our last moment together. When one boundary falls, the stupid bitches only see the next one to smash.

Man, if I had a hard boundary of “no dogs in my house”, I would’ve said “either the dog stays outside or you and him/her can turn around and go back home.”

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Anonymous wrote:

Also a dogs place is in the f~~~ing kennel outside. I don’t live in a stinking dog kennel!

This reminds me of one ENT doctor I used to visit. He does not like dogs (believe they are carriers of germs). He told us that him and his wife often used to have rows about the dog his wife brought after marriage. Finally one day, he gave his wife an ultimatum: “If the dog sleeps inside, I sleep outside! Its your choice.” You can guess who slept outside that night.
The wife arranged for an outdoor kennel later.

Supremo wrote:

99.99% of western men are brainwashed feminists, albeit to a varying degrees. F~~~ them. And these people have never been on “teh internets” (which you seem to have @varun ) and so they don’t communicate in the same way.

Idk why I am feeling the need to rephrase you: “99.99% Majority of western men are brainwashed by feminists, albeit to a varying degrees. F~~~ them.” aka feminization of young men. And its not just western men… at least you guys have MGTOW…. eastern men are f~~~ed. Either they have to subscribe to their traditional patriarchial role (which are mostly inhuman) or they have the option be get feminized. You can go your own way and not get scrutinized by people in your community: we don’t have that freedom, not yet.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[MaleJusticeWarriorSpectator 144]

At the end of a rather nice first date– a woman named Jen, whom I just had several hours of mutually satisfying sex with, suddenly jumped out of my bed and started getting dressed. It was about 3am on a Sunday morning, and my eyelids were having trouble staying open.

Puzzled, I gazed at her and said, “Like, where do you think you are going?”; while thinking to myself that I wanted to mount her hard from behind with the morning wood that I was certain to wake up with.

She replied, “Oh sorry, I can’t stay because my dog is at home all alone.”

Half jokingly, I shot back, “You’re kidding, right?”

Turning away from me, she laughed, “No silly, he will miss me if I don’t come home.”

Refusing to compete with some god-damn mutt for this woman’s attention, I forcefully yawned, “Okay, close the front door on your way out.” Then rolled back over and quickly fell asleep.

…. The next morning, this woman was deleted out of my cellphone, and I quickly forgot all about her.

….. A few years later, while hanging out in a bar, shooting pool, I ran into Pete and Sally, a married childless couple and old neighbor friends. I had not seen them since attending their backyard bonfire party.

At the bar, I was playing 9 ball, lining up a combo shot -two ball off a rail, into the nine ball, side pocket- for the win, when Sally broke my concentration by asking, “Why did you dump Jen?”

“Who?”, I screamed as my cue stick gouged the green table felt and jolted the cue ball airborne, off the table, resulting in a scratch.

“My cousin Jen, the girl you picked up at our bonfire party. She told everybody about how much she liked you. And, she told me that you were a complete jerk, because you never called her back after she let you screw her on your first date.”

For fifteen seconds my mind wondered, scouring the depths of my long forgotten memories, then in a slowly clearing haze of fog, I stammered,”Oh yea, I think I remember her now. Wasn’t she that chubby little blond girl who hit me while I was wasted (drunk) tossing marshmallows into the fire?”

Laughing out loud, Pete boldly interjected, “Well she was only about 10 pounds overweight at that party; but my god, you should see how fat she is now. Can you say bowling ball!”

Sally cut her eyes in Pete’s direction, with the look of an angry wife who is about to cast her husband in the dog house, “Shut up! That’s Aunt Peggy’s daughter your talking about.”

Sensing a marital fight about to break out, I whispered toward Pete so that Sally couldn’t overhear, “Dude, her crotch smelled like Jiffy, and you know what that means!”

As I walked away, Pete snickered, “Hey, I don’t blame you for dumping her. I wouldn’t like licking or f~~~ing a dog bowl either.”

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