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What is up with women and their f~~~ing dogs these days?! When I was on the dating sites every profile I came across had half the pictures of dogs. Either by themselves or in selfies with the girls.
I like the furry little bastards but come on. “Must love dogs!” What is that about?
Come to think of it, many of the woman I dated in the past several years had muts and told me to accept and love them or it will not work out.
Do dogs these days fix cars, do yard work and other tasks men usually do? What in the f~~~ is so special about dogs when it comes to women?
I have a coworker who is constantly talking about how she is a “doggy mommy” and that’s her favorite part of life. Can’t imagine being her husband (she’s married).
Alway talking about how she just loves to nuzzle her nose in her dogs neck while sleeping because he smells so good.
WTF?!?!
Firstly, I love dogs.
With regards to dating sites; two purposes come immediately to mind.
1.)Subconscious manipulation – dog is mans best friend. Woman associates herself to dog; therefore woman is man’s best friend by association. Bait to get you on the plantation.
2.) Mindless drama and attention.
AWALT- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein
Noticed same and thought “did we lose a war?”…. to DOGS?
The “must love dogs” epidemic among women online is widespread, but the thing is, women are kinder to pets than they are to other people — including their boyfriends and husbands.
Spoke about this here before, but I saw a man texting and waiting with his dog while I was getting a bite to go. His woman arrived and spoke in a normal tone, no smile, no delight, it was as if she said “I just dropped off the dry cleaning”.
Then, she kneeled down and greeted the DOG with more affection than her own man. He face lit up with enthusiasm, a big smile, friendly petting and affection, and that’s the day it hit me. I was floored again when Leykis talked about it on the radio. She will watch a movie and stroke the dog draped across her lap for 2 hours, but not her own husband? It’s remarkable.
They will happily run after and pick up a dog’s S~~~, but drop a towel (or leave socks) on the floor and you’ll hear about nothing else for a month.
The concept of picking up a dog’s s~~~ is VERY strange in other countries. In Amsterdam, it just sits on the street until the nature washes it away. It’s actually considered “good luck” if you step in dog s~~~ in Amsterdam. But here, they run after the dog’s s~~~ like the owner is the dog’s employee.
“Must love dogs” is woman speak for “must love dogs more than yourself”.
Crazy.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.You are right. Women do seem enamored with their
dogs.
– dogs will love just about anyone. Maybe some of these ladies are devoid of human love and turn to their dogs for fulfillment (?)
– is it a control thing?
Ladies do love to control everything. Maybe ladies feel empowered in controlling their animal
– I’m hoping ladies don’t use their animals for kinky purposes- “canine cowboys”
– men shouldn’t have to compete with animals. If some lady pulled this type of thing I would send her 2 dog bones- one for her and one for the animal- before walking out the doorwomen are kinder to pets than they are to other people — including their boyfriends and husbands.
I hear it a lot…”I like dogs more than I like people these days.”
Translation: Dogs can’t talk back and ruin my BS emotional logic.
Could be worse, they could be cat ladies.
I hear it a lot…”I like dogs more than I like people these days.”
That’s just a giveaway that SHE is not likable. If she treated other people as well as she treats her own dog, she would see an overnight improvement.
I was walking in a huge park (where dogs can roam free) and also saw a man once disciplining his dog after running after an animal. This f~~~ing typical 100% Americ~~~ actually SCREAMED at him – for disciplining HIS OWN DOG. She was trying to discipline HIM! I saw the whole thing. She was more abusive to the man than he was to his own animal.
She was going off like a fire engine. I couldn’t even believe it.
I actually screamed at HER “SHUT THE F~~~ UP. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?”
The guy LOVED it.
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Drop what you’re doing and read this…..
By Unleash The BeefFlagrant c~~~s amuse me.
This couldn’t have happened at a more appropriate time, considering last week’s post on Michael Vick. The following is a play by play of what transpired last night while taking my dog out. The whole “event” lasted about five minutes, but surely created a lifetime of memories for one lucky, completely insane woman.
At about 8:00 p.m. I take my dog out for a sprint session where I ride my bike and he runs with me on a leash. This works out well, since he is a high-energy fella and can sprint faster than I can ride. I ride at a walking pace until we get down around the corner and onto a long straight section of bike trail that runs alongside the road. It’s great having this trail system as it makes it easy to take the dog out where he can sprint in the grass while I’m biking on the pavement.
I come to South Four Mile Run Dr, and stop at the crosswalk, as it’s a busy four-way intersection (see it). I need to cross five lanes of traffic on S. Four Mile Run to get on the bike trail that runs along the other side of the street. I’ll sprint my dog down the trail and back – the daily routine. Only tonight, as I’m waiting for the walk signal, I notice some middle-aged woman on my right in her white SUV, about to make a left-hand turn (across the crosswalk I’m waiting to cross) onto S. Four Mile Run, yapping out her window toward me. So I pull out my earphones to find out what she could possibly be flapping her gums about with such an angry look on her face. As I do, I catch the tail end of her saying something along the lines of:
“…you shouldn’t be doing that to your dog – it’s not safe and it’s illegal bla bla bla bla!!!”
Remember, this is a busy intersection, with multi-lane roads and lots of foot/bike/illegal Guatemalan traffic – it’s a bustling area with people everywhere, going about their routine and minding their business. At this point, she is reprimanding me from the window of her SUV, sitting at a green light holding up traffic. Realizing that she is being a nosy, bossy c~~~, I simply reply:
“I know I’m very handsome – just focus on the road, sweetheart.”
After this, she begins to make her left hand turn and proclaims out her window:
“That’s it – I’m following you!”
Can you imagine… wait… can you f~~~ing imagine a middle-aged woman shouting this out her window at some unknown guy on the corner of the street? Unbelievable right?
So, I could only reply with:
“I’m not really into older women, but ok!”
At this point, she turns left onto S. Four Mile Run but continues to make an extreme left/quasi-U-turn all the way back across three lanes of oncoming traffic and into the corner gas station. She doesn’t know which way I plan on going yet, but in her blind rage, I see her frantically open her cell phone, undoubtedly to dial 911 – because… clearly… this is an emergency. How dare I exercise my own dog against this strange, desperate, possibly psychotic woman’s will?
I begin laughing, and continue on, crossing the road and turning left down the trail as this raving maniac pulls back onto S. Four Mile Run facing the opposite direction I’m now traveling. As I head away, I hear her screaming and honking her horn in traffic as she tries to will her way through a suicidal U-turn that will put her back on my tail. I pause to see if she’ll execute the U-turn and come after me, but she can’t get through traffic so I carry on with my dog and we speed our way down the trail.
Then it gets awesome.
A few minutes later, as I wind down our speed and turn around, along comes nutso in her white SUV – only this time she’s accompanied by two police cruisers. At this point, the whole event is so comical to me that I can’t possibly smile any wider. As c~~~-face and the cops slow to a stop, I happily head back in their direction. I yank my earphones out and roll toward them – she’s pulled along the curb and the two cops are beside her in the next lane. I hear her yelling and screaming and see her motioning wildly in my direction. As she’s carrying on displaying her mental illness, I hear the cop in the cruiser directly next to her say, “M’am, what do you want us to do? I don’t think there’s anything illegal about that.” It’s clear that I could just roll on by, minding my business, and that the cops have no intention of saying a word to me, since I’m not doing anything “illegal” and they’re obviously displeased with this woman for making them respond to such a ludicrous call – but that wouldn’t maximize the potential entertainment value of the situation. So, I pull up to her passenger side window and say:
“Sweetie, I’m headed back to my place now if you wanna follow me over…”
This statement just about institutionalizes her, and she cries:
“You should be thrown in jail for what you are doing! Do you see what he’s doing??? The dog! The poor dog! How are you going to let him get away with this?!?!”
The cops continue sitting motionless in their cruisers, clearly unmoved by the situation, and cop number one responds again, “M’am, there’s nothing wrong here, people can walk their dogs however they want to, I’m sorry-”
“What?!?!?! NO!!! This is ILLEGAL! It is INHUMANE!”
Then, redirecting her attention toward me, screaming out of her mind:
“How would YOU like it if I leashed YOU up and dragged YOU all over town? This is BULLS~~~!!!!!”
To which I respond, calmly and happily:
“Well darlin’, I ain’t got all night… get the leash and let’s make it happen.”
At this point, she is literally so beat-red, so livid, with so much spit flying out of her ugly know-it-all face, that her wailing becomes completely unintelligible. I don’t know, either, if the cops can’t hear what I’m saying due to the traffic flowing by, or if they’re just enjoying my humiliation of this woman, but they don’t move an inch or say a word. I thought for sure that I’d provoke her to exit the vehicle and assault me, but she didn’t take the bait. Realizing that she had reached her full-throttle red-zone and had nowhere else to go, I cut off her shrieking by saying:
“Listen, we could talk all night but that ain’t cuttin’ it so I’m just gonna have my little canine friend here lap peanut butter off my sack ‘til about midnight.”
Reaching her loudest point, she screams at the cop:
“DID YOU HEAR THAT?!? DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?”
At which point I leaned into the window and whispered soothingly:
“Don’t worry, it’s chunky style.”
Then, as my dog sat by obediently, I simply put my earphones back in, cued Billy Ocean back up, and rolled on up the road, giving cop number two an affirmative nod and receiving a tip of the cap as I pulled away. I’ll admit; I hoped she would appear again, but the reality is she would have just run me over at that point, so I’m better off that she didn’t.
Not to get too political or philosophical here, but angry, rotten, overcompensating asst~~~s like this woman are the reason civilization sucks, and you can’t drive without a seatbelt, walk while chewing gum, or kick people in the nuts for no reason without getting arrested. Stupid, know-it-all, protect-you-from-yourself toxic c~~~s that want to enforce their feelings on you for your (or your f~~~ing pet’s) own good. I know they’re fun to make asses of, but still – go eat a dick, would you?
The moral of the story, as always: Mind your business or I’ll make my dog lick peanut butter off of my nuts.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Dogs are known for giving unconditional affection and attention, no matter how they’re treated. For the most part, these women have to do very little to earn this respect. Sound familiar? Men, at least ones who are not pussies and still in possession of their b~~~~, will not tolerate her bullls~~~ and s~~~storms. They know this. But Fido will. Thus the smiles and hugs for the four legged friends.
Quite amusing topic. This always baffled me before when a girlfriend of mine was overly obsessed with her pet rats, and even claimed she could communicate with them on occasions. This leads to the point I wanted to suggest that no ones brought up yet. I’m almost certain women are like this because they’re projecting their maternal instincts on the animal as if it were their own child or baby. Similar to how the “crazy cat lady” stereotype where lack of a child/spouse to love is replaced with a house full of cats to look after.
Dogs:
Superb sense of smell
Excellent sense of hearing
Hardy and robust with great stamina
Fast runner
Trainable
Loyal
Some breeds have a bite so hard you will s~~~ yourself
Combined with homo sapien’s advanced eyesight = one killer combination for hunting and home defense
Most likely enabled homo sapien to out-hunt and out-compete other proto-humans; probably used in mammoth huntingDoes this really need explaining? Part of what makes us human is DOGS. We have been in a symbiotic relationship with them for probably over 50,000 years.
Good topic! It really does seem that modern women are using pets as a substitute for children. And the older they get, then the more pets is needed to make her feel needed. Quite sad really come to think of it. This is the new lot in life for modern women, and it will become more frequent as men (in numbers) decide to go their own way.
Found this great rant by Gavin McInnes, really nails it: (4 min)
The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)
From what I’ve seen, dogs are often put in place as ‘the other guy’ in a woman’s life. They want you to know that you aren’t needed because they have Rover. Rover gets the attention you haven’t earned yet. Try harder. Even if it’s your dog, not hers…the dog is adorable and you’re not.
Here’s how you know. Go make friends with her dog. Once it’s pretty clear that the dog likes you more then her (because you’re the alpha), her attitude towards the dog immediately changes. The dog is no longer a joy, but a burden. You’ll start hearing about the vet bills, and how the dog misbehaves etc etc.
Also, dogs are man’s best friend, so naturally, women want to get in on that relationship.
Ok. Then do it.
….Then it gets awesome.
…“Don’t worry, it’s chunky style.”
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA well told, well played.
I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?
They want you to know that you aren’t needed because they have Rover. Rover gets the attention you haven’t earned yet. Try harder. Even if it’s your dog, not hers…the dog is adorable and you’re not.
If women opened their eyes to the world, they would see countless men out-performing dogs in every direction. Rover can’t even reinstall her OS. Rover didn’t install her running water or WIFI connection either. And no dog is going to show up when she dials for roadside assistance.
A dog is called “MAN’s best friend” for reason.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.I agree completely with you I think that they project all of their own b******* on to the dog. I had a girlfriend who tried s*** testing me with her dogs like letting him sleep in the bed and s***. No f****** way am I sleeping with an animal in my bed. This is why I don’t date anymore women are totally insane. I do believe this whole rescue dog thing is a ruse designed to make us think that they have some sort of empathy where none exists. If you want to know if you are watching the right TV channel watch for Humane Society commercials time to flip.
One woman I went out with never got excited about anything accept the idea of getting more rescue dog it was almost like she was addicted to it and I wonder if a lot of women are
Always expect the unexpected and gird your loins appropriately. It's a no-fault jungle out there.
women are kinder to pets than they are to other people — including their boyfriends and husbands.
To be fair, I treat my dog better than I treat most women. But then my dog’s earned it.
I have a coworker who is constantly talking about how she is a “doggy mommy” and that’s her favorite part of life.
It really does seem that modern women are using pets as a substitute for children.
Exactly this^.
They use pets, canine or feline, as substitutes for children.
I meet a lot of mothers. I meet a lot of women with pets. I don’t know of any mothers with pets. If there’s an animal in the house it usually belongs to one of the kids or the man of the house (if he’s still around), never the mother.
I frequently entertain myself by walking up to these entitlement-minded “doggy mammas” and introducing myself. To the dogs. Scratching, cooing, playing with them, and ignoring the gutted salmon with the leash. Good times.
When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.
Someone needs to post a spin-off of this thread, this is soo funny, I want more.
By dogs I thought you meant western men xD
By dogs I thought you meant western men xD
Get lost bitch. Just leave. Don’t make a grand exit, overture or drama, just leave quietly and don’t come back.
Thank you.
To be fair, I treat my dog better than I treat most women. But then my dog’s earned it.
That’s because dog is “man’s best friend”.
There is no expression “woman is a man’s best friend”.You can teach a dog something your friends will think is really cool. Try and teach a woman something, and she thinks you’re being cruel.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.Woman act as if they gave birth to some of these pets. Don’t get me wrong I love dogs.
Use to F~~~ with this one bitch back in the day, this bitch had like 6 chihuahuas. Every time I was f~~~ing her on her bed, everywhere I turned there’s some rat faced chihuahua half dead asleep under the blanket, which reaked like f~~~ing dog p~~~ btw."The wounds of honor are self inflicted"
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