Why women love Cats and men love dogs. It’s says everything about our Characters

[HermitParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I have both, A Dog and Cats.

Am I Bi? Uh oh…

There is pretty much allways a Cat in my lap when I write these! Hahh

Theres two right now! Hahah

I like all animals. How messed up am I?

Anonymous wrote:

DocDJ wrote:

I’ll get My coat.

Now youve got a bunch of p~~~ed off Cat dudes! Hahah

Ha! “……..p~~~ed off cat dudes….”

Doc wrote:

Thanks for saving this thread KM.

I was running for the hills being chased by cat loving men.

Sorry guys. Live and learn.

Say what you want about my x-wife, but don’t you talk s~~~ on my cat, you sonofabitch!

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Doc wrote:

I’m beaten.

Pet a cat. You’ll feel better.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[DocParticipant]

Thanks Hermit.
You just dragged me up from the bar floor. Now I just kneel as I catch a breath.

Glad you saw a funny side.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[HermitParticipant]

Doc wrote:

Thanks Hermit.
You just dragged me up from the bar floor. Now I just kneel as I catch a breath.

Glad you saw a funny side.

Life is absurd. I can’t help but see the funny side to most of it.

I like all animals, but not enough to assume the responsibility of becoming a pet owner. All animals can be a pain in the ass to take care of if you do it right, except fish. I had a fish….nope, take that back. I got sick of cleaning his damn bowl all the time. Fish are a pain also.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[CrankgankerParticipant 466]

lol funny stuff but I cant completely agree. Ever seen a women with a dog that is HER dog that SHE takes care of?

Well their dogs are pretty stupid and selfish too. Don’t blame the cats, it isn’t their fault its the women that own them.

Women don’t believe in companionship. They believe in ownership. Animals aren’t their friends they are their property.

I love animals. All animals. My best friend was a dog and I miss him very much. He was killed by a dumb c~~~ too. RIP Froman.

But I have a cat right now and he is also my best friend. They say you cant train or discipline cats but that is just not true. I have a well behaved cat and he follows me everywhere, just like a dog. He throws a fit when I leave and is always waiting for me when I get home. He sleeps with me every night and sits on my lap while I type away on my keyboard.

It isn’t that women love cats more than dogs, its just that with a cat they can love it until it doesn’t want anything to do with them, and then they just go get another cheap and easy. Cats are just more disposable than dogs. and that’s really all there is to it.

I would never have more than one cat at a time though. They are pretty gross animals, especially when in numbers.

You want to make me angry? I will take a bite out of that anger and shit out success.

[DocParticipant]

Funny thing is I would buy a cat over a dog because the kids prefer them.
I like all animals.

Just not a pet person myself.

Happier alone.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[HermitParticipant]

Doc wrote:

Funny thing is I would buy a cat over a dog because the kids prefer them.
I like all animals.

Just not a pet person myself.

Happier alone.

I even had a parakeet one time. Left his cage open so he could fly around the house. He’d sleep in his cage at night. Guess he felt safer there at night time, but in the morning he’d fly into the bedroom and land on my bed. When I came back home from work, he actually knew I was coming in the house and would meet me at the door and land on my shoulder where he spend quite a bit of time. Then one day, I walked outside forgetting that he was on my shoulder. He stayed there for a couple seconds, but before I could get back in the house, he flew away. I was very saddened, but glad he could fly free and not die in captivity.

That’s another reason I don’t want a pet. It’s too sad when they get sick and die. Dogs, cats, parakeets, fish……… Most of them don’t outlive their owners. You have a pet cow and get hungry……..how can you enjoy your steak…..?????…..

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[PuniShredderParticipant 2268]

Anonymous wrote:

It’s nonsense, means nothing. I’ve known a lot of masculine, dominant men with cats, and a lot of feminine women with dogs. The quality of the human has nothing to do with their pet choice.

It’s like the same bulls~~~ I used to hear from blue pill men, “men only eat vanilla ice cream, only women eat chocolate”. Seriously, f~~~ that, I’ll eat whatever I want, vanilla is okay but chocolate is a thousand times better.

Or how in the past “real men don’t take baths” and “real men don’t use hot water”. It’s stupid blue pill s~~~ made up to just harm men or make them feel inadequate in some way.

Want a cat? Go get one. Almost every farmer will have a cat to kill vermin, as well as a dog to manage cattle and protect from predators.

Exactly. I’ll put my dominance and masculinity up against any man. I’ve got no time for a needy and sycophantic dog. I’ll take my cats any day f~~~ off.

Be professional be polite but always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

[DocParticipant]

I agree with that Hermit.
I had dogs as pets as a kid and flounder losing them hard.

When me and my ex were together she wanted to cats co I said ok. One was a really dark Tabby. He was awesome so I called him fly.
The other was a multicoloured female. It seemed like the the male -Fly-preferred me while the female preferred wife.

Saddest thing was that both got run over.
So saddened by that.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

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