Where's the humanity in online dating??

[DontTreadOnMe8945Participant 0]

Astro wrote:

DontTreadOnMe8945 wrote:

Ovbiously you don’t wife these women.

I had two online dates. The first one said she had no children. She took all six of them with her on our first (and last) date. She turned out to be a land whale and her brats insisted on going to McDonalds. It took all I had to give her a goodbye hug. The second date? I married her. Look at where I am now. I look pretty good for my age and am older than I look. I just don’t want to mess with them anymore. I would suggest a sex doll, they are much cheaper in the long run and far safer.

oh gosh please tell me all of this is not true, i’ve never been catfished that bad before hahahaha

[IRuleMeParticipant]

DontTreadOnMe8945 wrote:

Sparky wrote:

DontTreadOnMe8945 wrote:

Ovbiously you don’t wife these women.

I had two online dates. The first one said she had no children. She took all six of them with her on our first (and last) date. She turned out to be a land whale and her brats insisted on going to McDonalds. It took all I had to give her a goodbye hug. The second date? I married her. Look at where I am now. I look pretty good for my age and am older than I look. I just don’t want to mess with them anymore. I would suggest a sex doll, they are much cheaper in the long run and far safer.

oh gosh please tell me all of this is not true, i’ve never been catfished that bad before hahahaha

I have a better one than that. My dad met tons of women online. He met this girl, and decided to meet up. So he ride his bike from Jacksonville , FL to Gainesville. He shows up, she looks nothing like the picture (which is 10 years old) is a landwhale, and has her landwhale friend tag along. They go to a restaurant where the two women order salads. When the salads arrive, they look at each other yell “moooooooo!!!!” and proceed to shove the food into their mouths. People are looking at my dad and the table like “wtf??”

So they bounce to this bar. Well the bar has one of those mechanical bulls. The DJ gets on and says “we’ll give ANY woman here a $500 bar tab if she’ll ride the mechanical bull naked”. So this hot 20 something year old girl strips down and hops on the bull. Meanwhile everyone’s taking pictures, hooting and howling, hell there’s even girls coming up and grabbing her by the t~~~.

The women my dad were with get so turned off by this they tell him “we’re leaving!”. Now, he had parked his bike at her house prior to all this, so now he has to leave because he’d be stuck there. So he bails. They go back to the house and he decides he wants to leave. She says “you’re not leaving. You’re crashing the night here.” He says f~~~ that! I might wake up with a knife to my throat with her on top of me wanting me to f~~~ her. So he hops on his bike and hauls ass all the way back to Jacksonville. He was riding so hard, one of the break cables broke, so he could barely use his breaks and ended up coasting into the parking lot at 6am.

When he ever told me that s~~~, I was fking dying.

[GetaPoasParticipant 73]

Okcupid is really the barnicles under a whale’s belly. Like there isn’t one bitch there that isn’t an aids riddled c~~~.

I mean really that’s all women, but at least on some websites they somewhat look and act human. Like Meetme. Meetme is like Plenty of Fish but you know…not s~~~.

I met some decent ones on Meetme. Decent by women standards anyway. One bitch offered to suck me all day if I bought her weed, another “accidentally” messaged me and than wouldn’t leave me the f~~~ alone, another said I sounded psychotic than proceeded to present her ass for mating.

I love that one… they say in one breath I sound like a serial killer, than in the next want all my semen. To be fair I do make arguments for cannibalism and how you could get away with murdering people. (I call it murder hoboing. You don’t plan it. You just go up to someone randomly and stab them. No leads, no motives, no connections.. they just shrug and accept a mysterious stranger stabbed this person.)

I promise I haven’t murder hobo’d lol. AIN’T PROMISING I HAVEN’T ATE PEOPLE DO’H TEEHEEHEE

[markParticipant 451]

I also have an account on OkStupid and I use the site for what is worth:
A) Getting laid.
B) Having fun at the expense of landwhales.

The first part is relatively simple if you know where to look. Women about to hit the wall, still hot but realizing they need to settle down quick. If you have the goods ($$$) all you have to do is veeeeery casually let them smell the greens and the panties will fall faster that you can say “golddigger” REGARDLESS of what they say in their profiles.

The second part well…nothing to be proud of…sometimes I find the typical profile with the sapiosexual “first thing people notice are my big breasts” bisexual blah blah blah woman, with the convenient close-up or otherwise artistic picture with the weird angles, so if I am in the mood I write to them and I reel them right in. A few minutes later I simply ask them if they are honest and whether I could ask them an honest question without them being offended…”exactly how much do you weight?”…sit down and watch the fireworks.

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