What's the Correct MGTOW reply to this email?

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Gentleman…

In another thread, an AFC brutally confessed he was married twice and fell for the “I need time to have sex” line. I gave him a welcome to MGTOW and a little tough love with a MGTOW twist:

/forums/topic/i-lost-20k-just-to-become-the-oldest-cliche/

… which got me thinking…. I got this email from a chick (just this morning!) who once kept me at arms length. She’s been using the “saving it for marriage angle” since she was 16 when I first knew her. I never fell for it, but some other sucker did. He married her and quickly learned the juice was not worth the squeeze and they split after 4 months(!). She’s 33 now, rapidly approaching the wall, and I’m guessing her eggs are drying up and she’s looking for a wallet. I have not seen her since 2008, and she is 5900 miles away.

I can’t decide if it’s more infuriating or amusing; to keep a guy at arms length – and then all of a sudden, they throw themselves at you. In all the years I have known her, she never said anything like this to me. But she DID say “OK I will go to a movie with you, but no funny stuff”.

So be careful boys. Eventually all the women who didn’t want to date you, or go out with you, or dance with you…. they will be back and all over you like white on rice. Make sure you don’t fall for it.

One chance. Per chick. Per lifetime. No exceptions.

If it were you…. how would you reply? Would you reply at all? Would you milk it at least long enough for a blowjob … and when she’s done, you kick her cat across the lawn on the way out? This is not the first time I have heard from women / exes / someone else’s wife / single moms who eventually littered my email box trying to rekindle something that was never there. Women are getting DESPERATE. Are we really to believe there is NOT ONE suitable man for her in the whole country (or continent) she lives in that she would have to write a man across an ocean who she hasn’t seen (or spoken to) in 6 years??

MGTOW, baby. It’s working.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I had an ex from ten years ago hit me up recently… “I miss you, I think about you all the time and I want to see you.” Well it turns out she happens to be in an LTR with a guy and is unsure if she wants to stick with him. She gives me this song and dance about how I was her first and she never got over me and he doesn’t really understand her the way I did and so on…

As it happens, I’d already planned to be back in her country for my own purposes so I agreed to meet her. On the appointed day I was all “Come see me at the hotel where I’m staying.” which she did and I was all “I got a really nice room, come check it out!” which I did and she did and she came up and we spent the next three hours f~~~ing without a single word about the past, her boyfriend, whether or not I was available or interested… just got right to it.

I left a couple of days later and when I got home, she texted and told me she loves him and is going to stay with him… probably trying to make me jealous and get me to fight for her and talk her out of it but I was all “I figured as much, have fun with that!” Haven’t heard from her since.

So I say “Take what you can get from those desperate women and then kick them to the curb. This only for guys with vasectomies… for you other guys the chance that she could have you knock her up is just too damn dangerous.

[RoyDalParticipant]

…how would you reply?

I gave her the brush off. She tracked me down years after we broke up. That will teach me to list my number in the phone book.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[IgnisParticipant 157]

Lol!
Just the other day I was thinking about this.
A girl appeared after 2 years of ignoring me. And another one after 5!
If you want to f~~~, go ahead and then dump her. If not,  don´t even answer. That is what I would do.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

You can play this out in one of two ways…

Meet up with this woman.  F~~~ her in the poop chute then wipe your dick on her curtains.  Have her make you a sandwich.  THEN kick her cat across the lawn!

OR

Write back and tell her you are going to Hedonism III in Jamaica with a couple of bisexual college coeds fors Xmas!  Tell her she is welcome to come along in case one of the other girls tags out.

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@ignis. Girls showing up out of the blue has happened too many time. I’m absolutely convinced it’s an epidemic and I know it’s not just me.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

AHEM…………..”You think about me all the time? You love me?! I’ll be honest, there was a moment in my life when I would have been elated to hear those words roll off your lips. I’m reminded of all the times I approached you in this way, only to be held at arm’s length, to be made to feel inferior. I shudder at my former naivete. I gave up the romantic image of you long ago darling, and I find no impetus whatsoever to resurrect it. Thank you for the thoughts though.”

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thanks vile! I mentioned this bird in a thread with you a while back. Now you know I wasn’t kidding.
You know, as much as I would love to put it down like that, I think it would flatter her too much.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

Well, if I was trying to drive her away for good, I can be vile you know……

“NO thanks………NOOO thank you very much! I have created for MYSELF, a life that the Kings of yesteryear yearned for. I am successful according to my own standards and I won’t tolerate some hag hanging off my ivory cuff links, incessantly nagging on about trivial bulls~~~. After all these years, you think you can ride into town with your biological clock ticking and woo me? Ride my coat tails into the sunset? And don’t even start with the “I’m not like that” s~~~, YES YOU ARE. It’s in the nature of your sex, you cannot deny it. Chivalry is a bad joke. Romance is a sucker’s bet. Marriage is for the gays. And before you convict me of misogyny, know that I LOVE women; they’re the perfect animal to cum upon. I’m DTF anytime you wanna stop by. Cheers.”

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

THATS THE SPIRIT! Lol! Vile Nord steps up his game!
I wasn’t impugning your first reply. It’s exactly what was in my head.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 14]

Haha, wow I don’t believe this. What a coincidence!

I did share an almost similar story here on how a friend’s newly wedded wife, a closet dominatrix, after meeting me for the first time called me up at 2 in the morning to tell me how smitten she is by me and she’d dump her poor excuse of a husband with a tiny penis, erectile dysfunction and constant misfires if I just gave her the signal. Then she went on to mention in details of whats in it for me. How she would lift and carry me(dunno how she’d have managed that being only like 5’2″), squeeze my testicles(errrrrr), use her fist as a dildo(ugghhh no thanks) etc. etc. etc. And then finally tried to seal the deal with the cheesiest line..ever “[my name] I just want you inside me”

I tell you if she had been in front of me I’d have let her have something of mine inside her and not necessarily a part of my body.

Instead I just gathered up all my civility and told her “My dear, your inside inside has already reached its passenger limit and I prefer flying solo. Thanks for the offer but I think I’ll pass”

*sigh*

You know, most women are like one of those extraterrestrial gooey jelly creatures from those 50’s scifi flicks. They look good, smell good but if you dare make the mistake of touching one, it just sticks to you, sucking the life outa you and when you are reduced to a mummy state, just moves on to another host.

I SAY KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE. 😀

[DocParticipant 112]

Too easy.

“If I wasn’t good enough for you THEN………. why would I be good enough for you NOW?”

(most entertaining, by the way)

[TYEParticipant 291]

I would get some sloppy seconds out of her, and then punt her like a football out the door, or if you’re really sick like me lead her on then out of no where give her a big F.U !!!

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Your example doesn’t surprise me at all. It’s damn near predictable. If you said she allowed herself to get pregnant with you and decided to let the other poor bastard raise it, I would believe it. And if she WANTED to get pregnant but she stayed with him because it didn’t pan out, I would believe that too.

I had my vasectomy six years before I f~~~ed her the first time… I don’t recall if I told her at the time or not, though. Well, if she really wants me to put a baby in her I’d be happy to let her try a few more times. The key here, as you’ve pointed out quite clearly, is to not go three steps out of your way to bone a chick like this. If she fell in your lap then maybe. But she wants you to put in some absurd amount of effort just so that she can feel good about herself… probably you’d get there and she’d be all “I’m not in the mood” even.

I hit this ex of mine because I happened to be in her town and she came to me. Otherwise I wouldn’t have bothered.

[games are for girlsParticipant 13]

Oh no no no, treat the email as spam and elect any future email for junk. Curiosity killed the cat but it buggers men and skins them alive.

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

You might as well sign up to one of those Nigerian money holding schemes than shack up with someone who didn’t give you the time of day and then on a sixpence gets all touchy feely with you…

[John DoeParticipant 743]

…how would you reply

no hable englias

 

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I had my vasectomy …..

AH! Well that’s a whole ‘nother dance to a different drum!

But she wants you to put in some absurd amount of effort just so that she can feel good about herself… probably you’d get there and she’d be all “I’m not in the mood” even.

I think you know her better than I do. She’s the type to sit down and write two sentence emails (lazy as f~~~ – she does it every once in a while)… and then I write +/-20 lines back and tell her what’s going on – just out of sheer politeness – because I happen to think its rude not to reply. Then there’s about a 75% shot she doesn’t reply. It’s like she is “pinging” me to see if I’m there.

Not this time. This message is 100% s~~~ test to see if I will even get back, and how. It’s the first time she hasn’t had a reply from me within 24 hours. I might even let her think I’m dead. I’ll wait until she asks “are you still alive?”. Then I will probably reply with just “no”. I won’t even bother to capitalize it or punctuate.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Good one from Doc!

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

This chick wants the “J”,

for JIZZ!, this generation has a saying about “She wants the D”, however when you encounter a female like this, who I like to call “Boomerang Bitch”. They’re seriously on the Jizz prowl, baby rabies fever in full effect here Gentlemen. 33? – oh yeah, that biological clock is going off like the Alarms on the Death Star when it was under attack.

Female behavior like this to a Red Pill Man, can be seen a mile away.

 

“Tis the Season to say Hello”

 

Aaaaand what about the rest of the year?, in fact what happened a few years ago?…

 

“Love you, think of you and hope you’re still Hot and Wonderful”

 

Love me?, hahahaha, awwwww that’s nice dear. I’ve always been hot and wonderful, but thank you for the re-affirmation.

 

“What are you doing this Holiday Season?”

 

This Season, I’m taking Myself on a  Journey to another country, town, or state, all inclusive paid vacation, for Me, Myself, and I. Being Single is nothing but pure bliss, and allows Me to do what I want, when I want!. I love it!!!!.

 

“I think it’s about time for our annual catch up”

 

We already have!, and what a great catch up it’s been!. Like you said, “Annual”, so until next Holiday Season!, take care!…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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