Trophy Wife….

[joetechParticipant]

It takes an oxy-moron to marry a trophy wife.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[CataphractParticipant 2656]

Trophy Wife? Try Booby Prize or more accurately in cases like these, a booby trap.

Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Cataphract wrote:

Try Booby Prize or more accurately in cases like these, a booby trap.

Heh.

A “trophy wife” is like showing off a bronze medal from the special olympics. He may think it’s impressive, but it really only means he’s retarded.

[Anonymous 42]

Faust For Science wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍo┴ wrote:

I thought they cut you from your shoulders to your chest, put in glass eyes, then mounted you to a maple wall plaque, for over the fireplace while she’s f~~~ing chad…

Which do you think she would more likely to see while doing that. The ass she f~~~ed over or the look of surprise on the beta buck’s face?

Neither, she has her head buried in her I-phone hunting for some more Chad meat and checking her bank account for the life insurance settlement! They don’t have time to pay attention to the c~~~ they’re currently milking, it’s all in a day’s work!

Everyone knows how they like to multitask, and MGTOWs’ know the tasks!

[WPLParticipant 2390]

“Trophy wife” shows an insecure man. A man should not feel that he needs to prove his worth to the world by displaying some “hottie” on his arm. Hell with that. In fact, a man shouldn’t feel that he needs to prove himself to anyone.

[MGTOW KnightParticipant 7477]

Trophy? More like CastaTrophy. First, he will be castrated, then mounted on the wall. Wife comes with a trophy alright.

Fuck bitches... literally and metaphorically

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

Trophy or not, the real problem here is the “wife” part. No reason to marry the bitch.
Anyway, if you “must” marry for some godforsaken reason a trophy wife only makes sense is if;

1. You can truly afford it. You WILL lose half of your net worth eventually. Is you remaining half enough to carry you through the rest of your life?

2. You don’t get emotionally attached to her. Being a trophy wife means that she’s good looking and she WILL f~~~ around on you, and often. There’s a never-ending supply of eager men trying to get into her pants and she will let them. Are you ready for that and do you care?

3. You fully intend to f~~~ the living daylights out of her as frequently as possible. She will eventually cut you off, and whatever you didn’t do before that is opportunity lost.

4. You can easily move on once the infatuation wears off and she reveals that she’s an AWALT.

Even with the above it doesn’t really make sense to get a trophy wife, but if you’re not willing to accept these scenarios then you’re headed for a true catastrophe down the line.

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

A trophy wife.

That can walk away anytime she wants to and the cost of her leaving is 75-100 times more than what it cost to initially secure her.

And Chad’s c~~~ will taste so much better to her when she has half of beta’s assets and money in the bank.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Autolite wrote:

ha ha too funny!

but I would go to the bachelor party though – they are usually great fun (and then just be “ill” for the wedding)

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