Trophy Wife….

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Today an acquaintance proudly stated to me that he was going to marry a ‘trophy wife.’

I told him it sounded like he needed a reputable taxidermist.

He laughed and asked if I would assist with his bachelor party.

Nope.

Trophy wife? WTF is that? Can you mount her head on a wall or something?

[joetechParticipant]

Just wait ten years and see who the trophy ends up being. Is your friend her starter husband?

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

joetech wrote:

Is your friend her starter husband?

He’s more of an acquaintance than a friend. And yes, he is to my knowledge.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Yeah. Trophy wife is an oxymoron.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[,Participant 1301]

In Ahmerika, everyone gets a trophy.
Losers get a WHALE of a Trophy!!

with joy/without hate

[Anonymous 42]

With a trophy LIFE who needs a trophy wife?

You can’t have your cake and eat it too, it’s one or the other!

S~~~ty life with a trophy wife or a trophy live without a s~~~ty wife!

Take it or leave it, I don’t make the rules, I just make the rules easier to comprehend!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

A trophy wife is just a larva. The land whale is the fully developed creature. Larva don’t stay that way for very long I hear.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[AutoliteParticipant]

[,Participant 1301]

Stan – 6th = $6
Trophy – $350,000 alimony + $430,000 child support – 6 = $779,994
go ‘figurine’, its the New girl-Math

Brother, can you spare a dime?

with joy/without hate

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Your acquaintance is in for one hell of a RUDE AWAKENING !!!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22522]

Ah, the ‘trophy wife’. Where the trophy eventually mounts your ass on the wall.

[JVBParticipant]

I bet her c~~~ count didn’t quiet see her that way. Remind him of that.

Peace is > piece.

[Anonymous 42]

Faust For Science wrote:

Ah, the ‘trophy wife’. Where the trophy eventually mounts your ass on the wall.

I thought they cut you from your shoulders to your chest, put in glass eyes, then mounted you to a maple wall plaque, for over the fireplace while she’s f~~~ing chad…

[Point Of No ReturnParticipant 4074]

Now we’re talking

Know when it is your duty to give them zero explanations for your actions.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22522]

Anonymous wrote:

I thought they cut you from your shoulders to your chest, put in glass eyes, then mounted you to a maple wall plaque, for over the fireplace while she’s f~~~ing chad…

Which do you think she would more likely to see while doing that. The ass she f~~~ed over or the look of surprise on the beta buck’s face?

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Slayher wrote:

Today an acquaintance proudly stated to me that he was going to marry a ‘trophy wife.’

He’s an idiot.

Trophy Trim makes a MUCH bigger impression because people know you HAVEN’T married her.

[AkanbiParticipant 2120]

He’ll learn pretty soon…by the time his “trophy wife” becomes an “unnecessary burden wife” all of a sudden.

My brother make you no follow sheeple o. Look them and Go Your Way.

[AttonParticipant]

Boy he just made a big mistake.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

A + trophy + Wife = Atrophy Wife (the process of a guy’s life slowly wasting away) .. ‘to be avoided’ at any and all costs.

[bladeParticipant]

The only trophy there will be is his c~~~ in the judges trophy cabinet after divorce court

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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