If I was a gambling man, which I’m not, I’d bet £500,000 that she is seeing people without you.
Bingo. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. OP . . . she’s not faithful. F~~~ing *guarantee* it. Also . . . just to point this out . . . ha . . . she’s mentioning a threesome with a dude because she’s already got the dude. She just wants both of you to worship her and get along. She’s building a f~~~ing harem. If she can pull off a MMF with her, perhaps she’ll go for the hat trick.
Threesomes, tensomes, how many you can you afford? Lets be Islamic and make them our untouchable exclusive property! We could trade them on the internet!
Now that I am older, I am half convinced that the Islamic reward for death during jihad (which includes the greater jihad, which is spiritual) really is 99 male virgins who are into dungeons and dragons and video games. Family Guy made fun of that concept. The older I get, the more I think it’s actually dead on. The virgins are all bros who are really into cool stuff. Forget women. Forget sex.
MFF would be on my bucket list.
No. Oh, dear G-d, no. *Two* women? No, no. No. Some square function of the chaos and drama. Not merely twice the malarkey. An exponential depth of s~~~. No, no, no. I am still in the market for a wife and children because my religion requires it. Luckily, the odds of my finding a wife to have children with, in my faith, at age 47 is basically *zero* (observant Jews marry *young*). If G-d drops this in front of me, I have no choice. At the least, I will be well-armed, and forewarned. Most rabbis look at me like I’m nuts when I tell them I am looking for a wife; I am obligated to be looking for a wife. I take comfort that, at this age, it is entirely in G-d’s hands. But two women? Two wives? Dear G-d, no. Why . . . why would you want two women in your life?
If I was a gambling man, which I’m not, I’d bet £500,000 that she is seeing people without you.
Bingo. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. OP . . . she’s not faithful. F~~~ing *guarantee* it. Also . . . just to point this out . . . ha . . . she’s mentioning a threesome with a dude because she’s already got the dude. She just wants both of you to worship her and get along. She’s building a f~~~ing harem. If she can pull off a MMF with her, perhaps she’ll go for the hat trick.
Threesomes, tensomes, how many you can you afford? Lets be Islamic and make them our untouchable exclusive property! We could trade them on the internet!
Now that I am older, I am half convinced that the Islamic reward for death during jihad (which includes the greater jihad, which is spiritual) really is 99 male virgins who are into dungeons and dragons and video games. Family Guy made fun of that concept. The older I get, the more I think it’s actually dead on. The virgins are all bros who are really into cool stuff. Forget women. Forget sex.
MFF would be on my bucket list.
No. Oh, dear G-d, no. *Two* women? No, no. No. Some square function of the chaos and drama. Not merely twice the malarkey. An exponential depth of s~~~. No, no, no. I am still in the market for a wife and children because my religion requires it. Luckily, the odds of my finding a wife to have children with, in my faith, at age 47 is basically *zero* (observant Jews marry *young*). If G-d drops this in front of me, I have no choice. At the least, I will be well-armed, and forewarned. Most rabbis look at me like I’m nuts when I tell them I am looking for a wife; I am obligated to be looking for a wife. I take comfort that, at this age, it is entirely in G-d’s hands. But two women? Two wives? Dear G-d, no. Why . . . why would you want two women in your life?
I probably did not make myself clear. I would like having two women in bed to bang at one time. By no means would I want anything more than one spin through the sheets with two at once. Being married to one has been bad enough, I sure as hell would not want two on an ongoing basis. I would just like a one time shot (no pun intended) to f~~~ two women at the same time once in my life. I think that would be fun. Pump and dump if you will. Honestly, it is a mute point since I am actually f~~~ing no one now and I don’t see that happening again.
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