The Parody Of The Pedantic Poet

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Oi Worm, instead of eating all day, go and photocopy that great big massive ARSE of yours and send it to me via email. Send me a private message to obtain.
I am sick of chopping over you transatlantic goons on X-Hamster and Red Tube.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You got any Transatlantic fannies for me in that grimy dingy office you frequent? I’ve never had an American pie before.

We use to have several hot ones, but now there’s only one that I would consider and she’s not that hot. Good enough for a grotesque failed science experiment such as yourself though.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oi Worm, instead of eating all day, go and photocopy that great big massive ARSE of yours and send it to me via email. Send me a private message to obtain.I am sick of chopping over you transatlantic goons on X-Hamster and Red Tube.

You are one sick motherfukker. Maybe I will give you my address so you can come over here and I can bash your head in with a piece of steel gas pipe.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

Hermit wrote:

I really don’t like cheese as much as most people over here.

America has cheese?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Monk wrote:

Hermit wrote:

I really don’t like cheese as much as most people over here.

America has cheese?

No, only in Herm’s rat’s maze of a head.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

You got any Transatlantic fannies for me in that grimy dingy office you frequent? I’ve never had an American pie before.

We use to have several hot ones, but now there’s only one that I would consider and she’s not that hot. Good enough for a grotesque failed science experiment such as yourself though.

I will even let you hide in the wardrobe and watch. See how a real man straddles.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Oi Worm, instead of eating all day, go and photocopy that great big massive ARSE of yours and send it to me via email. Send me a private message to obtain.I am sick of chopping over you transatlantic goons on X-Hamster and Red Tube.

You are one sick motherfukker. Maybe I will give you my address so you can come over here and I can bash your head in with a piece of steel gas pipe.

You couldn’t bash Potato mash.

I desire to be smothered in you’re bellybutton juice.

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