The Parody Of The Pedantic Poet

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Someone told you somethings not right
They’ll make a model citizen out of you yet boy
Whilst they rode the sea of anarchy
An arrangement of disengagement
Clinging to the depth of a barrel

One finger on the button
Another on the trigger
Pupils dilated to the propaganda

Didn’t them know the ebb of the quickening
The parody played out that needed to be itched
Ants on a mound
Caving in

They couldn’t process the paradox of their outer Peac*ock
A sardonic moronic wry in their deny

Yet still they press and push to be malleable
Moulding you into conformity
The line never drawn

The fools!
Couldn’t they distinguish
Anguish and solidification

It was engaging though
Seeing they’re enrage in disarray
Kizmet for their woes

No pennies for the notion
You however, tarry forth chronologically
The wisps of dust settle only

THAT’S THE PARODY OF THE PEDANTIC POET

[HermitParticipant]

You still bald?

Do you have freckles on your bald head?

I ate a greasy cheeseburger today that hit my gut hard and made me schit pretty quick.

Aside from that nonsense, after three days of schit working with stupid people, things are getting better.

I’ll be taking six days off of work soon. Is that enough time to fly to England and hang out with you?

Do they have good spaghetti and greasy cheeseburgers where you live?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

They have the spaghetti but no sauce, goat’s liver and some boiled garlic.

I had to google some of those words Poet! Kismet huh? What a weird word, meaning fate I guess…

Another rotation of the ovoid, more lies from the Ministry of Truth.

Remember in 1984, they had Three continents or Nations, all in a never ending cold/hot war with each other. Not unlike the UN, Russia & China … In any event, its all a ruse and then it isnt… it is just the same rotating ovoid with freckles on the surface getting backed by the sun.

We’re but temporal freckles, cantankerous insects to be roasted by the Sun.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[HermitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

“…..tinned spaghetti…”…?????……. Ugh, that’s the worst. I’m not saying I don’t sometimes lower myself to eat spaghetti out of a can, but it’s very rare. I’ve learned to make a pretty good homemade sauce, but most of the time I’ll use a jarred sauce and add lots of garlic sausage and once I put it all on a plate, I’ll top it off with freshly grated parmesan cheese. Can’t stand that cheese in a can or a bag. I gotta’ buy a fresh wedge.

Oh, and I also really like what we call “spaghetti red” over here. Putting chili over the spaghetti instead of an Italian sauce. I had that just the other night. I recently made the best chili I’ve ever made in my life. Finally perfected my chili recipe.

Very rarely eat at McDonalds anymore. If I want a cheeseburger, we have at least 3 places around here that make them the old fashioned way and man are they good! Other than that, I’ll cook them up myself on the trusty old charcoal grill. Getting close to some good fall grilling weather for me.

Proper English breakfast sounds good. Wish we could come over and do that with you guys. I bet it’d be fun….and filling.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

You still bald?
Do you have freckles on your bald head?
I ate a greasy cheeseburger today that hit my gut hard and made me schit pretty quick.
Aside from that nonsense, after three days of schit working with stupid people, things are getting better.
I’ll be taking six days off of work soon. Is that enough time to fly to England and hang out with you?
Do they have good spaghetti and greasy cheeseburgers where you live?

You still old with multiple fat folds?
Yes, I have a myriad of different sphere sized freckles.
No wonder you built like a marshmallow, bastard cheese with everything.
Do you have a cheesy foreskin?

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

They have the spaghetti but no sauce, goat’s liver and some boiled garlic.
I had to google some of those words Poet! Kismet huh? What a weird word, meaning fate I guess…
Another rotation of the ovoid, more lies from the Ministry of Truth.
Remember in 1984, they had Three continents or Nations, all in a never ending cold/hot war with each other. Not unlike the UN, Russia & China … In any event, its all a ruse and then it isnt… it is just the same rotating ovoid with freckles on the surface getting backed by the sun.
We’re but temporal freckles, cantankerous insects to be roasted by the Sun.

Don’t heckle at my spectacular freckle!
Yes, meaning providence/destiny etc One who is deemed a poet must use all words available(even foreign ones). The English language is a mongrel one anyway.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

Don’t consume anything long and stringy. Reminds me too much of Herm’s flaccid farce.
I heat as opposed to cook.
Herm’s buttocks already have they’re own zipcode.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

“…..tinned spaghetti…”…?????……. Ugh, that’s the worst. I’m not saying I don’t sometimes lower myself to eat spaghetti out of a can, but it’s very rare. I’ve learned to make a pretty good homemade sauce, but most of the time I’ll use a jarred sauce and add lots of garlic sausage and once I put it all on a plate, I’ll top it off with freshly grated parmesan cheese. Can’t stand that cheese in a can or a bag. I gotta’ buy a fresh wedge.
Oh, and I also really like what we call “spaghetti red” over here. Putting chili over the spaghetti instead of an Italian sauce. I had that just the other night. I recently made the best chili I’ve ever made in my life. Finally perfected my chili recipe.
Very rarely eat at McDonalds anymore. If I want a cheeseburger, we have at least 3 places around here that make them the old fashioned way and man are they good! Other than that, I’ll cook them up myself on the trusty old charcoal grill. Getting close to some good fall grilling weather for me.
Proper English breakfast sounds good. Wish we could come over and do that with you guys. I bet it’d be fun….and filling.

I’ll come over to you. What is the address you absolute office mess?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

You still bald?Do you have freckles on your bald head?I ate a greasy cheeseburger today that hit my gut hard and made me schit pretty quick.Aside from that nonsense, after three days of schit working with stupid people, things are getting better.I’ll be taking six days off of work soon. Is that enough time to fly to England and hang out with you?Do they have good spaghetti and greasy cheeseburgers where you live?

You still old with multiple fat folds?Yes, I have a myriad of different sphere sized freckles.No wonder you built like a marshmallow, bastard cheese with everything.Do you have a cheesy foreskin?

I really don’t like cheese as much as most people over here. I like it on Italian food and cheeseburgers. That’s about it…………you hideous speckled lanky freak.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

Don’t consume anything long and stringy. Reminds me too much of Herm’s flaccid farce.I heat as opposed to cook.Herm’s buttocks already have they’re own zipcode.

You idiot…….don’t compare my wang to spaghetti. Picture it as more of a shriveled vienna sausage.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

The site is live again. Or at least I saw posts from mid-August on the forum, prior to logging in.

This means that someone updated the site so that lurkers can see whats been posted in June, July and August.

The ghostship stirs

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

You still bald?Do you have freckles on your bald head?I ate a greasy cheeseburger today that hit my gut hard and made me schit pretty quick.Aside from that nonsense, after three days of schit working with stupid people, things are getting better.I’ll be taking six days off of work soon. Is that enough time to fly to England and hang out with you?Do they have good spaghetti and greasy cheeseburgers where you live?

You still old with multiple fat folds?Yes, I have a myriad of different sphere sized freckles.No wonder you built like a marshmallow, bastard cheese with everything.Do you have a cheesy foreskin?

I really don’t like cheese as much as most people over here. I like it on Italian food and cheeseburgers. That’s about it…………you hideous speckled lanky freak.

The state of that belly over hanging you’re office trousers(sorry, pants!) says otherwise…..you Wotsit shaped computer geek.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

Don’t consume anything long and stringy. Reminds me too much of Herm’s flaccid farce.I heat as opposed to cook.Herm’s buttocks already have they’re own zipcode.

You idiot…….don’t compare my wang to spaghetti. Picture it as more of a shriveled vienna sausage.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

Don’t consume anything long and stringy. Reminds me too much of Herm’s flaccid farce.I heat as opposed to cook.Herm’s buttocks already have they’re own zipcode.

You idiot…….don’t compare my wang to spaghetti. Picture it as more of a shriveled vienna sausage.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Spag bol is the staple diet of the student and the single man who can’t be arsed to cook properly (had it myself last week). I believe Colin might even have some tinned spaghetti to go with his tinned potatoes. MacDonalds is universal -we are all victims. But I reckon if you boys come over we should take you out to a greasy spoon café. Proper English breakfast bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, beans, black, pudding, fried bread. Increases the working man’s builder’s bum.

Don’t consume anything long and stringy. Reminds me too much of Herm’s flaccid farce.I heat as opposed to cook.Herm’s buttocks already have they’re own zipcode.

You idiot…….don’t compare my wang to spaghetti. Picture it as more of a shriveled vienna sausage.

Interesting, mines more shaped like a button mushroom.
It’s all moot anyway my little fat friend, as I only use it for excreting waste matter.
You got any nice Transatlantic fannies for me in that grimy office of yours? Never had an American pie before.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

The site is live again. Or at least I saw posts from mid-August on the forum, prior to logging in.
This means that someone updated the site so that lurkers can see whats been posted in June, July and August.
The ghostship stirs

More Hermesque goons to roast.
Keep Hazard lighting the unenlightened matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

my favorite saying of late, I got from you dude.

I go around telling my friends to keep Stomping the Menstrual Columns. LOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

You got any Transatlantic fannies for me in that grimy dingy office you frequent? I’ve never had an American pie before.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5067]

Gravel Pit wrote:

my favorite saying of late, I got from you dude.
I go around telling my friends to keep Stomping the Menstrual Columns. LOL

Ha! Do they look at you strange? It would be funny for me to hear the tone coming from an American.
Has you’re large one penetrated the Black hole yet?

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