The one line guaranteed to bed a woman.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

Women are backwards. You say romantic s~~~ to them they back off. You say you are tired of them they try to change you.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[Jim01Participant 6678]

Keymaster wrote:

ILiveAgain wrote:

But I can’t lie. I really really DON’T love their company.
How can I get around this?

“Hey, you wanna come back to my place for a f~~~ and a pizza?”

“OMG WTF”

“Whassamatter? You don’t like PIZZA??”

Gets a laugh every time.
Helps if you know her for at least 3 minutes first.

It’s less about “bedding” her, but it will tell me if she’s any fun or generally joyless. Some women prefer to walk around with a permanent scowl. Nothing is fun or funny to them. I don’t care much for that type. Never did.

ANYTHING is better than the s~~~ women recommend. They think men should walk up to them, tell them they are beautiful and then walk away. She gets her validation and ego boost and the interaction goes nowhere.

QUOTE:

• “This place is much brighter with you in it. I’d drink coffee here every day if I knew a woman as beautiful as you would be in the room.”

• “There is an ancient Japanese saying that a man can stare at a cherry blossom tree for a thousand years and never know true beauty. I think if he were to gaze into your eyes for just a moment, he would finally understand what beauty is.”

Amateurs.

yeah more like how to give women validation for zero return…plus if I was ever going to try that, I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face after saying it

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Hell, I just want to get some sleep.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[KrisParticipant 0]

NotMyProblem wrote:

“I own a bank”

Works every time, for some reason…

I should try it…

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