The one line guaranteed to bed a woman.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Forget cheesy “you are so beautiful, you are so amazing” etc etc pick up lines.

For me, the one line that makes it so easy to bed a woman is this “I really love your company.” Works EVERY TIME. 99% of women hate their own company, they are insecure and so bloody unsure of themselves. Spend an entire day or weekend with them, then drop this like the MGTOW alpha you are. Works EVERY time.

Deep

[HitmanParticipant]

I used to ask if they know what an Australian kiss is…
It’s like a French kiss, but “down under “..
Works great if you time it right. .

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

But I can’t lie. I really really DON’T love their company.

How can I get around this?

Given I don’t want to bed them either hahaha

However, for the guys that do ….. I think it just might work. Especially if he has an expensive car and good dress.

[TuneoutParticipant]

I was going to say tell her how much your worth.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I like to use “go away”. It yields the results I want.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

ILiveAgain wrote:

But I can’t lie. I really really DON’T love their company.
How can I get around this?

“Hey, you wanna come back to my place for a f~~~ and a pizza?”

“OMG WTF”

“Whassamatter? You don’t like PIZZA??”

Gets a laugh every time.
Helps if you know her for at least 3 minutes first.

It’s less about “bedding” her, but it will tell me if she’s any fun or generally joyless. Some women prefer to walk around with a permanent scowl. Nothing is fun or funny to them. I don’t care much for that type. Never did.

ANYTHING is better than the s~~~ women recommend. They think men should walk up to them, tell them they are beautiful and then walk away. She gets her validation and ego boost and the interaction goes nowhere.

QUOTE:

• “This place is much brighter with you in it. I’d drink coffee here every day if I knew a woman as beautiful as you would be in the room.”

• “There is an ancient Japanese saying that a man can stare at a cherry blossom tree for a thousand years and never know true beauty. I think if he were to gaze into your eyes for just a moment, he would finally understand what beauty is.”

Amateurs.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

“Hi, I’m Leonardo DiCaprio.”
Then start vaping…

[chirParticipant]

MGTOW and PUA are pretty much mutually exclusive.

Bed ’em and then the drama starts, your mental peace is annihilated from constant messaging and whining. Ignore her and she will s~~~ on you via all the social media or just call the cops and say this man raped me.

If you are attracted to Drama bed ’em. You want piece of mind then don’t.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 54]

Tell her your a record producer.

[AntipathyParticipant 4901]

FrostByte wrote:

I like to use “go away”. It yields the results I want.

lol, that’ll usually get them to do what i want them to do as well, that being leaving me the hell alone. 🙂

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Antipathy wrote:

that’ll usually get them to do what i want them to do as well

“Go away” never works the way I hoped. That’s when she says “I’m not leaving I’m staying RIGHT HERE!!”. If you want her to go away, tell her how beautiful she is, that you can’t live without her and she’s the reason you breathe. She’ll leave.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

I’m with @chir. Peace trumps sex any day of the week.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Anonymous 42]

Hitman wrote:

I used to ask if they know what an Australian kiss is…
It’s like a French kiss, but “down under “..
Works great if you time it right. .

Awesome!

Don’t forget to ask them to tickle New Zealand while they’re down under…

ILiveAgain wrote:

But I can’t lie. I really really DON’T love their company.

How can I get around this?

Get her a big dog.

The one line guaranteed to bed a woman.

You can say all the lines you want like a glass table at a cocaine party! Women chose to f~~~ you or not at the flip of a coin, I had one take me by the hand and bring me into the bedroom to f~~~ my brains out without saying a word! She wanted c~~~ and she was having C~~~! Before the word no ever had time to enter my mind I was f~~~ing in the heat of the moment! I lost my virginity that way too…

When a woman decides you’re not her type (subject to seasonal changes) she’ll lock you in the friend zone FOREVER! Set that shack on fire and leave!

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

I’ve had lots of sex in my life, but very little peace. So I’ll take the peace over the piece at this point.

[Anonymous 54]

Here’s 50 bucks.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Hold my beer and watch this….

Peace brothers

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Keymaster wrote:

It’s less about “bedding” her, but it will tell me if she’s any fun or generally joyless. Some women prefer to walk around with a permanent scowl. Nothing is fun or funny to them.

If she’s not “fun”, I’ll follow up with:

Me: “Does it hurt?”
Her: “Does what hurt?”
Me: “The stick up your ass, does it hurt?”
Her: <swearing/name calling/shaming>
Me: “That’s exactly what the stick said about you!”

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

“It puts the lotion on its skin”

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Anonymous 54]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

“It puts the lotion on its skin”

All you gotta do is tell them your name!!

[NotMyProblemParticipant 965]

“I own a bank”

Works every time, for some reason…

Not my property... Not my problem

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