The Fake Female POF Profile

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks CST and much obliged to be entertaining folks.

I made two Chads V1.0 and V2.0 last year. V2.0 was stacked very, very heavily. Honda read my creation notes for Chad V2.0 and noted how I pulled out all of the stops. The results are orders of magnitude greater using a woman.

This little faux-philly has possibly 100 to 200 times the online drawing power of Chad V2.0. I’m getting messages non-stop every one to five minutes.

I’m getting desperate simps repeatedly messaging me even as I’m totally ignore them. It’s really quite sad. If I were a woman, I’d find this quite irritating.

This one is probably a genuine decent guy. Too bad his odds messaging C-Pig are the same as messaging a real woman online:

Hi, I wanted to tell you a bit about my self. I believe Honesty is the best policy. We may not like what we hear. But if we are on the same page there will be no expectations! I absolutely love when a beautiful woman has a smile on her face..
I have twin girls, who I adore more than anything on the earth..
I have a great job, my own house, car all the stuff a grown person should.. Unless they’ve had bad circumstances..
I love kiddos, the outdoors, great food, travel, golf even though I suck at it, mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, water activities…Absolutely love exploring the world.. It’s just nicer if you have someone to share and make memories with..
Looking for a down to earth lady with a sense of humor and willingness to experience the ups and downs of this roller coaster we call life.. So message me back and tell me about your expectations, goals and most importantly, what makes you smile!That is if you think you can keep up of coarse…;)

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

^^ Oh man…. the possibilities.

Ask him if he’s got a six pack, and how big his salary is.

[Anonymous 7]

This is ridiculous, and something expected.

How sad for western society – mankind as a whole.

Our culture, reduced to fake interactions, fake people, and fake game.

Females, as typical, selling themselves to the most lucrative prospect available, and those available are a plenty.

The available most likely have simple lives and pleasures that are easily fulfilled, only to waste money and time on risks that can never be satisfied.

While he slaves to give all, his pleasures go unanswered, or are constrained to such an extent that it may become unworthy of his efforts to try and obtain.

The available spend valuable effort to portray that which is not them, only to be given a chance at heartbreak.

Such a low probability of success.

Such a low to bring yourself to.

The poor bastards! Expecting a fantasy to unravel before them – now sickening.

The fake all around… just hurts!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

I wonder if this experience has shed any light on the reason behind women’s impossibly gigantic egos.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 7]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

… women’s impossibly gigantic egos.

A female’s insecurity + gigantic ego × “possibilities” = hamster spin

[Anonymous 11]

167 unique SIMPS have messaged thus far and still no let up in the rate after seven hours. A fair number more than once. The crazy thing is how little effort I put into creating it.

I think it has shed quite a lot of light on things. I would not feel very safe as a woman doing this. These simps are special kind of a desperate creepy.

I can be there and I can certainly hold you tight

And:

Hi, if that picture is real… what a beautiful lady you are. I live in Brunswick. Spend every other day on the beach. Play beach volleyball every Thursday. Sure would be nice to walk on the beach with someone.

I’m going to hit him with that six months pregnant bulls~~~.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

I don’t know, man. It’s kinda cruel to those men. Send them some red pills and a link to this site

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

Russky wrote:

I don’t know, man. It’s kinda cruel to those men. Send them some red pills and a link to this site

I agree, Russky. I’m going to kill it. I don’t even want to know how many are choking the chicken over that photo. I thought the exact same thing about it being cruel too.

I’d rather not link to this site, yet, as I am going to make each successive test one fatter with even more baggage. I want to see what 300lbs with five kids and three baby daddies can do. I bet she’ll still beat Chad V2.0.

[Anonymous 14]

Awwww, I was hoping for full postings of what each Simp said along with pics of the guys. Talk about Simp deterrent! The MGTOW hand in the cookie jar smackdown! But yea, maybe not the best advertising for MGTOW.com, or maybe it is???.. My inner Joker is screaming DO IT!

Keymaster’s Chad Troll idea would certainly be an experiment worth doing for sure though.

[bagsofsandParticipant 1391]

These online dating experiments are hilarious!

Why don’t you set up a PayPal and copy the tinder girls scam lines: “send me $5 and see what happens” to milk these SIMPS for real, haha.

F~~~ing blue pill disgustingly desperate “men”… Burn ’em good.

I don’t think they’re ready for mgtow hyperlinking though.. they’ll just think you’re a troll or a “hater” or whatever.

[joetechParticipant]

CP, you’re such a tease. Just tell them you’re looking for the big bawamba and see how many drop out of the race!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[shaunozParticipant 512]

You are a total legend for this !!! Blue pill men are so pathetic. I just cannot beleive the cucks happily trade off – paying 18 years of expenses and raising another mans sprog – for a few times at poking the meat curtains of a and ungrateful landwhale… Personally I can no longer stand the sight of the round-eyes. They have zero SMV in my eyes, except prior to age 23-24

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks gents!!

The messages were pouring in so rapidly that I was overwhelmed. I’m going for an average looking one for the next run then a big fat whale after that.

Online dating is definitely not the answer. I last ran this experiment twenty years ago. It’s even more lopsided today.

[Anonymous 11]

I hit another one with that six months pregnant thing. The answer:

Pregnant sounds like it could be fun. However, I’m not looking to be someone’s sole means of support.

I love it an actual red pill answer. There is hope.

The hypergamy play guy got the six months pregnant spiel too. He asked if the father were still around, and I told him he left the country abandoning me. The answer:

I am intrigued

Well, I am disgusted.

[OneTrueMisfitSpectator 2690]

How many of these men are saying these things just to get a pump and dump? There were probably times when I would tell a woman I would raise her kids just to get in her pants when I had no intention of being with her in that sort of way whatsoever. Are they really desperate to get laid or are they just playing the game?

I mean, I’ll tell a woman I will buy her a diamond ring, marry her, raise her kids, make all of her dreams come true but the reality is I’m gonna get in it and never speak to her again.

Is it bad that they are saying those things whether they mean it or not? Telling the women to f themselves is a great defense but deceiving them is a nice offense. lol

I was with a milf a couple of months ago and after I got some, she was talking about taking me with her kids to go to the zoo this summer and I was all “yeah that sounds great” …never spoke to her again after that.

Don't care

[NeroParticipant 1466]

OneTrueMisfit wrote:

How many of these men are saying these things just to get a pump and dump? There were probably times when I would tell a woman I would raise her kids just to get in her pants when I had no intention of being with her in that sort of way whatsoever. Are they really desperate to get laid or are they just playing the game?

I was thinking the same thing. I bet many are playing A Game of Ho’s. However, I know some of these simps are real and are ready to lick the boot heel for a leg spread.

[Anonymous 11]

Great points OTM,

I think my hypergamy target was either a playa with a pregnant woman fetish or a total white knight simp. I mean that literally screams run for the damn hills. My money is on player.

Some of the guys were decent men, but their level of awkward desperation just reeked. I found myself being disgusted by them. I’m sure women think the same thing too. It was a mix of creeps and desperate nice guys. I f~~~ed with some of the Chads’ heads and left the nice guys alone. Then again, a blue pill simp is capable of extreme stupidity.

If I want to risk STDs, false accusations, or special forces exs, online is not the way I’d do it.

I’m going to be most interested in how my plain Jane gets received versus the hottie of this thread.

@AdviceForTheLadies: You may enjoy the attention, but you really don’t know what you’re dealing with on the other end no matter what he says. I do highly recommend that you get him to give you that 14K gold bracelet that you rinsed before putting out unless you just don’t care.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

A man who’ll be there for me and hole me tight as life passes by.

Home Run Pun right there

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

It’s a wonder I got any responses when I used Match years ago.

[Anonymous 11]

Some of the simps I’ve messaged are still messaging me even with profile made unseen.

The second one, now SIMP C, that I hit with the pregnant thing messaged me again. I told him he was a smart man to his prior manly response and got this in reply:

I’m intrigued by the whole pregnant thing. Especially if you are as beautiful as your profile pic.

FAIL!!!!!!!

SIMP B (First one hit with the pregnancy) asked for my phone number.

Why do these simps want anything to do with a pregnant woman? Whatever the reason, they are freaks.

This may require a pregnant from the get-go fake profile to properly investigate this phenomena.

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