The Fake Female POF Profile

[Emperor HeracliusParticipant 317]

Social media had the unfortunate effect of inflating the egos and market values of landwhales and average looking women everywhere. Unless the bitch looks like a burn victim or your great grandmother, she will get a constant stream of validation and pussy worship from these apps to justify her bitchy behavior and twisted view of life. Even post-wall women will be showered with attention from beta orbiters and white knights. It is best to ignore social media in all its forms; don’t play the game, that way you cannot lose.

"Admit no woman to the imperial councils. Be accessible to no one. Share with few your most intimate plans."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Laughing. I admit I wouldn’t be able to pull this off or fake a female persona.

If I could think like a bitch…… I would write a garbage book like Twilight, get rich off the movie rights, and change my name to “KM Howling”.

A fake Chad profile could be fun & doable though.
“ey yo girl holla baby you want sum fuk”?

Interested to know how it goes with the simps.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[joetechParticipant]

Maybe part of the reason CP makes out to be such a hot chick on dating websites is because he writes like a guy. Other guys read his profile and think, “Oh Boy! A Unicorn. Look at the way she writes! Look at how she thinks!” If only they knew. Meanwhile the other women on the site are probably getting all p~~~ed of cause “Chrissy” is hogging all the action.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 11]

Key, I’m just regurgitating what I’ve heard the Brothers here say.

SIMP A:
and how am i supposed to gibe this to you

Me:
FedEx or cum visit??? 😉

This simp is boring me. I want a Chad.

Good points, Joe. The thing that freaks me the most is how easy this is. Rinsing is child’s play for them. I’ll do a whale later.

joetech wrote:

Meanwhile the other women on the site are probably getting all p~~~ed of cause “Chrissy” is hogging all the action.

Little ‘ol me??? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Online dating is a waste of time. We’re at 93 unique simps having messaged me with 167 wanting to meet me.

@TheLaydeez: I almost feel sorry for you, but you do need attention validation.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

MGTOW Knight wrote:

ChauvinistPig wrote:

33 unique messages from simps in one hour plus 53 meet me requests.

Man, the SIMP’s appetite for sub par pu$$y can never be satiated.

Precisely why all these bitches have unrealistic standards. They all think they have the “Golden V” to get at your money!

Well, can you blame them? When you have a guy fake profiling and getting all these hits from simps, it’s easy to see why they’d think that way. The rest of us know better.

[Anonymous 11]

One I suspect may be a Chad keeps messaging me repeatedly. He knows the score on online dating too. He told me I am being bombed with messages, he’ll be waiting for my response.

I may toy with this one:

I would lick that all day!!! Do you like hung guys and smoking blunts?

It beats “Hello” or “You’re pretty”.

Me:
No blunts. Well hung reminds me of my son’s father…..I can take it all

[JVBParticipant]

A classic on how mgtow will never cure the blue pill boys but perhaps we can save some.

Peace is > piece.

[Anonymous 11]

SIMP A has agreed to buy me a 14K bracelet provided Chrissy lets him deliver the goods in person (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…). I suspected he was a Chad, but a real Chad would never do that.

I’m batting over 90% on mutual meet me. Chad V2.0 could not even touch this.

Hypergamy Play

SIMP B:
I’m that man. I have a home in Hilton head and Atlanta. And am from Savannah. I love the sand.

No games.

Me:
Can you buy me and my son nice things?

SIMP B’s instant response:

All the time and forever.

Can you love me and cherish our relationship

That’s enough to spew. The things I do for MGTOW. These simps are disgusting. Half the time I was working this I was on the phone with a female laughing my ass off though never told her why.

She did tell me that women like violent assholes, because they feel safer with them. Hamsters?????

[bladeParticipant]

F~~~ i love these threads cpig . F~~~ing funny as . Sitting having coffee with the old boys telling them and showed them the pic of the chick and told them about ya chad profiles . Got them laughing but now there taking about trannies back in there day . F~~~ i don’t know how they flipped it to that . Lmfao

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 25]

what the hell is wrong with these guys?! I figured most guys would just automatically respond with stuff like this:

can you buy me and my son nice things?

sure give me your credit card and I will buy you whatever you like including some nice stuff for myself

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

what the hell is wrong with these guys?

That gentlemen is our mission. Wow is all I can say!!!!

Thanks, blade. I happy to hear I’m spreading some cheer Down Under.

So there I was just minding my own business walking my dog up the stairs checking POF when all of a sudden boom I saw your picture and I lost all my senses staring at your beauty. I wish I would have held onto the sense of balance but hey it happens and now I am back at the bottom of the stairs in pain. Worth it. Hope you got a smile out of this.

Give him an “E” for effort.

SIMP B(Stalker) (15 minutes of no response from me):

Nothing to ever worry about

@LurkingLadies: The Ol’ Pig feels your online dating pain. It truly does.

[shaunozParticipant 512]

PLEASE ADD THIS TO SHOW UP THOSE PATHETIC BETA SIMPS FOR WHAT THEY ARE:

“Oh .. I forgot to say it… Haha I’m so forgetful . Right now I am almost 6 months pregnant, and so I really need a man to help support the new baby. So I am looking for someone who likes kids but I will not be having any more after this one.”

[Anonymous 11]

shaunoz wrote:

Right now I am almost 6 months pregnant, and so I really need a man to help support the new baby. So I am looking for someone who likes kids but I will not be having any more after this one.

Ok, I’m slinging it on SIMP B. Thanks!!!

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

No wonder they ask “where all the good men gone”

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

Gentlemen, it saddens me deeply to report this breaking information from SIMP B:

Where’s the one responsible ? Will he be in the picture ?

Face palm…..

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

You should set up a paypal account for her and hint men you’ll send revealing pics for $20 donation towards your child’s lunches
And then become a multimillionaire and retire early

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

Russky wrote:

You should set up a paypal account for her and hint men you’ll send revealing pics for $20 donation towards your child’s lunches

You know, Russky, that would work as simps are total morons. Hell, I could pay hot college students to photo-model for me and run parallel rinsing operations with ease.

This experiment proves that simps are in dire straights.

I can’t believe SIMP B came back on me after that suggested text message. I could probably get him to take care of her, her kid and her baby due in three months.

109 unique SIMPS have messaged me.

[bladeParticipant]

Ask a simp if he is into anal . If he says yes say your not it is a fear you have . Then recommend a gay site . That will f~~~ an ego for sure

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 11]

blade wrote:

Ask a simp if he is into anal . If he says yes say your not it is a fear you have

On it, blade.

He replied to me:

U can’t do me back lol

Me:

I’m not into it. RU gay….I hope not

Him:

Not sure if u read my reply. I said u can’t do me. Sounds like I’m not a f~~ to me

Me:

UR a homophobe

Blocked user.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

This thread is gold! I’m inspired. Can you make a fake chad profile and see if you can get any responses from c~~~s?

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

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