Sweet joy of seeing ex after many years

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

So I’m at work sorting a London to Jersey trip, engrossed in paperwork. As I often do when pondering … I look outside my  side window.

F~~~ me … is it? Gosh it looks like her … a fatter older her …. it is … it’s her. With ANOTHER bloke in tow.

Without thinking I slide my office  window open and in the loudest voice possible …. not screaming … I say “are we ok with fuel?”  to the miffed looking engineer at bottom of the steps.

Everyone looks up including her and mangina. I look her straight in the eyes… give a big smile & wave …. “hey .. you coming along with us” …. oh the joy of it.

All those years of exams, training, interviews and endless medicals … have now been worth all the pain and money.

That entire one hour fifteen minutes journey I gave seven announcements … intro, journey time, weather and then points of absolutely no interest along the way.

My coworker thought I was going mad 😁

I hope each one of you get to experience the feeling … if you haven’t already.

I would love to know what she was saying to him the whole time.

Just couldn’t find out when they were coming back … now that would’ve been the cherry on top ☺

[Anonymous 14]

Hehe, been there, done that.

Just out of curiosity, the term bloke, can’t really get over it. Isn’t it derogatory towards men? I hear so many British women use that. So is there a female equivalent of that? The ones I know of like love, doll, lass hardly sound as bad as bloke.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Isn’t bloke like dude?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Bloke = man

Bird = wo-man

However, bloke in my book is a guy who is ‘taken’ …… well and truly 😁

So … “her bloke was with her”

“His bird was with him”

I moved for Eire to UK as a child and was schooled in Londons East End …. maybe like the Bronx back in the 60s & 70s

More of a ‘c~~~ney’ slang thing ….. although I talk rather posh now 😃

[Anonymous 14]

Yes it is and according to Wikipedia:

According to Quinion, Ernest Weekley and John Camden Hotten, bloke probably derives either from the Romany, language of the Rom (gypsies), or from Shelta, a secret language of Welsh and Irish tinkers. These languages have roots with the Hindi loke, a man. Lexicographer Eric Partridge conjectured the word loke was the original but an unspecified word “too low for mention” was the cause of a b- added in slang. The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) says the word is of “Origin unknown” but adds: “Ogilvie compares ‘Gypsy and Hindi loke a man.'” The OED’s first cited use is in 1861. Some believe it derives from the Celtic word ploc, a large, bull-headed person. The word first appears in early 19th century England possibly, according to Michael Quinion, as a variation of the slang term gloak, which itself was a variation of an older slang term buzzgloak, meaning pickpocket.

Well I guess its not as bad as it sounds.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

ILiveAgain wrote:

F~~~ me … is it? Gosh it looks like her … a fatter older her …. it is … it’s her.

Awesome bro, I love seeing my ex too, I always give her a scowl like look how fat you’ve gotten. Tell her to try an exercise and eat better lol.

Russky wrote:

Isn’t bloke like dude?

Yupp, gent, guy, fella, man etc.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[SteveParticipant 462]

Well done. That man.

[cicer0Participant 46]

reminds me when i was divorcing number 1. We hadn’t seen each other for about a year and she had to come by my office to get the divorce papaers signed.

So she comes in and I say “Wow, you’ve chucked on the weight” to which she replies “I eat when I’m happy” To which I say “then you must be f~~~ing ecstatic!” I signed the papers and showed her the door.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

cicer0 wrote:

reminds me when i was divorcing number 1. We hadn’t seen each other for about a year and she had to come by my office to get the divorce papaers signed. So she comes in and I say “Wow, you’ve chucked on the weight” to which she replies “I eat when I’m happy” To which I say “then you must be f~~~ing ecstatic!” I signed the papers and showed her the door.

Hahaha fantastic … and it’s all for free … well … that beautiful moment. We paid shed loads up front for it.

Sometimes … just sometimes … the universe smiles on us ☺

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Haha, that reminds me.

Today, I saw two girls I tried to hook up with in the past, one had two kids, and by the looks of it, by two different guys and my god did she hit the wall.

And the other must have gain 25 to 40 pounds. Also didnt realize how much make up she puts on, talk about the Art of Deception the last thing I said to her was, after she rejected me,”That’s too bad, because I might be the one that got away, okay” hmmm, I guess it was victories for me. 2-0 lol

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[ManocalypseParticipant 321]

I saw a picture of my ex once in my local newspaper’s Saturday supplement in some s~~~ article about her being an evangelical vegetarian. She was a meat-eater when I knew her when she was as thin as a rake. Now she’d put on a fair few pounds, had multi-coloured hair and was wearing one of those sleeveless t-shirts. She looked like a lesbian…

[InfinityraysParticipant 12]

Ahhh this post is beautiful mate.   Greetings from Sydney Australia you magnificent bastard! 🙂

 

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

The best revenge is to live well, and as harsh as it sounds schadenfreude is all the sweeter when while living well you happen to cross paths with someone who years before f~~~ed you over and now to put it politely isn’t doing so well.

[Anonymous 1]

Well, I guess I will never experience that… cause in order t have an ex gf/wife, you have to get a gf/wife first…

And I ain’t doing it. 🙂

But this was an awesome story. I love a happy ending. hehehehe

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Well, I guess I will never experience that… cause in order t have an ex gf/wife, you have to get a gf/wife first… And I ain’t doing it. But this was an awesome story. I love a happy ending. hehehehe

Every man should feel this …. so in the spirit of a true mgtow … I offer you my ex for a day of your choosing.

All you need to do is keep it in doughnuts by the look of her now.

Enjoy my friend. Leave it in the trash when you’re done 😃

[Anonymous 42]

I wouldn’t call it sweet, for me it was pitiful! When we broke up she was without any children, and she was a real bitch to me, she wanted to get back together a year after we broke up (she realized what she had), I refused her advancements and turned her away wanting nothing to do with her, (my heart only breaks once for a woman, then their dead to me)…….

21 years later I ran into her in a restaurant she worked at, and she lived near by, I was only interested in being her friend. I got to know her a little better and found out she was abused and beaten with a baseball bat (artificial hip replacement from the damage). She had a rough ride on the c~~~ carousel! Three kids, all different fathers, you know the story! I told her of my adventures skiing all over New England, including the Rockies and Wasatch! I told her I own my own home, building another, after a few different visits she gave me a hug out of nowhere…..She may as well have hugged Liquid Nitrogen! My coldness was cold enough to shatter steel… that was the last time I saw her.

If I ever see another one of my X girlfriends, or “just friends”, I’ll be cold from the start, as to not kindle anything, EVER!

Congratulations feminist females, you’re more toxic than ever!

It’s a great day to be alive! It’s a great day to be me! I’m free to do whatever the f~~~ I want!

Who the f~~~ wants a woman with three kids from the c~~~ carousel?

 

[experiencedParticipant]

“Sweet joy of seeing ex after many years”: haven’t experienced it yet, too busy loving the sweet joy of not seeing her…or hearing her for that matter.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[GrumpyParticipant]

@iliveagain. Awesome 🙂

I have “run into” both ex-Wives, and several XGFs . When I accidentally meet them, I feel no remorse, guilt, anger, or sympathy.  For some reason I only remember the “she can do better than me” type of  comments. I get the strangest looks when I shake my head and laugh. Not 1 has even achieved raising themselves to mediocrity in life yet. Maybe I have low standards hahahahaha 😛

 

 

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[BeerParticipant 11832]

BritGHOW wrote:

The best revenge is to live well, and as harsh as it sounds schadenfreude is all the sweeter when while living well you happen to cross paths with someone who years before f~~~ed you over and now to put it politely isn’t doing so well.

Its a double win when this happens…once because its validation your winning in life when you see someone from your past and chat for a minute and feel like you bragging about how awesome your life is when you really aren’t even trying to brag, and twice because the entire time your thinking thank god I didn’t marry and/or pop out a kid with this chick and get tied down to someone who let them self go and turned into a fatty.

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I’m glad to hear you got to see that bitch again. Especially after hearing your story and how she ran out when you needed her most.. When you had the medical issues. Cheers mate.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

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