Stepping into hell next month

[ProjectParticipant 507]

Good evening gentlemen, I would like to come out and say that next month I am travelling to Hell next month.

Yes you heard my dear brother in arms, I am travelling to Sweden!

Who knows maybe I will imitate Dante’s Inferno and publish a book about the journey through hell.
Now some of you may ask if I am insane doing this. Well the thing is it’s a mission from the Overlord at work.

The funny thing is I am being to sent to help at a feminist seminar, in Sweden. Yep you heard it right I am f~~~ed from the front, the back, above, under and SIDEWAYS! The worst is that I am going to work with the feminist groups for almost 2 weeks. Help them with their speech, the presentation and give advice. In short this is going to be a camp full of feminists

Now what I am asking my dear brother in arms is what should I do. Any tips for a soul who is going to wander into Hell? Disguise? Use a mask? I beg you to help me out. What should I pick out from the armory?

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Why did you even say yes in the first place? If my boss asked me to do such a thing I’d be tempted to give him/her the finger!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[ProjectParticipant 507]

You know the usual, female overlord not taking no for an answer and if I say no good chance I will live through hell for the next 2 years until my contract is finished.

I even asked why not somebody more experienced were sent instead, all I got was: They wanted fresh blood.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Yeah, those feminists needed a fresh carcass to munch on… still, f~~~ your boss. You have every right to say no to such a request, and if she gives you s~~~, go find a job somewhere else.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[ProjectParticipant 507]

Nerevar, I am 18. Not that many opportunities. Here in Norway if you have no finished apprenticeship or school degree you will most likely end behind the counter in the local grocery store for the rest your life and that is something I refuse to do.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Wear a No woman no cry t-shirt, that way nobody can tell for sure if you are trolling them or just Bob Marley fan.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

wear a drag
IDK

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Freeman_K wrote:

Wear a No woman no cry t-shirt, that way nobody can tell for sure if you are trolling them or just Bob Marley fan.

This, or a shirt with scantily clad ladies, like that guy who landed a goddamn probe on a goddamn comet!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[ProjectParticipant 507]

Nerevar, are you trying to get me hanged?

[Anonymous 42]

I hear the hot chocolate is okay but that’s about it.

Watch out, they don’t issue hunting licenses for hunting MGTOW, it’s open season year round!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Project wrote:

Nerevar, are you trying to get me hanged?

Nah, just acting like the total opposite of Stealthy here for a few minutes 😉

But still, I’d NOT go and do that job. It’s insane that saying no to something like this would ruin the rest of your life.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[AkhilleusParticipant 2486]

Lock and load drop your c~~~s and grab your socks, keep your head down do your thing. Be safe good luck.

Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW? MGTOW = brothers = acceptance = belonging

[ProjectParticipant 507]

That’s Norway for ya. One guy tried without finishing school or an apprenticeship finished he now sells cat food at the pet store.

[Anonymous 54]

Practice your acting skills.A survival tactic for two weeks.

You are a BRAVE MAN!! Hahah

Good luck.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Write a speech on how women are now so empowered that they should start building and funding their own infrastructure brick by brick without the strength of men to now show the world instead of telling the world. Also dye your hair pink as a sign of liberal initiation and a male feminist sex symbol. Good luck brother and hope you make it back the way you left.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

Tell them your a genderfluid pansexual and come up with a new pronoun for every day of the week.

Also this:

Freeman_K wrote:

Wear a No woman no cry t-shirt, that way nobody can tell for sure if you are trolling them or just Bob Marley fan.

And this:

Nerevar wrote:

Freeman_K wrote:

Wear a No woman no cry t-shirt, that way nobody can tell for sure if you are trolling them or just Bob Marley fan.

This, or a shirt with scantily clad ladies, like that guy who landed a goddamn probe on a goddamn comet!

Also don’t shower or shave.

And go on a diet soley consisting of garlic and beans.

Then tell everybody you have iritable bowl syndrom and fart away!

Monk

[Anonymous 0]

Project wrote:

You know the usual, female overlord not taking no for an answer and if I say no good chance I will live through hell for the next 2 years until my contract is finished.

I even asked why not somebody more experienced were sent instead, all I got was: They wanted fresh blood.

That tells me that they are out of ideas and know it. If they want fresh blood, give it to them. After all they want new ideas; those new ideas may as well be MGTOW ideas. I’ll bet they won’t know the difference.
So go there and do what you have to do BUT sprinkle in a little MGTOW Red Pills. This is an opportunity to redirect feminist policy in their own backyard.

MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To Give wrote:

Write a speech on how women are now so empowered that they should start building and funding their own infrastructure brick by brick without the strength of men to now show the world instead of telling the world. Also dye your hair pink as a sign of liberal initiation and a male feminist sex symbol. Good luck brother and hope you make it back the way you left.

I like this idea. +1 for the Monkey!

Meister wrote:

Tell them your a genderfluid pansexual and come up with a new pronoun for every day of the week.

Wear a No woman no cry t-shirt, that way nobody can tell for sure if you are trolling them or just Bob Marley fan.

Also don’t shower or shave.

And go on a diet soley consisting of garlic and beans.

Then tell everybody you have iritable bowl syndrom and fart away!

And these ones too!
Fresh blood, fresh ideas. I say let ’em have it!
A few things will happen:
1. You won’t be invited back
2. The overlord will NEVER EVER send you on another trip to ANYWHERE.
3. You will be able to say that you did your job to the best of your ability.

Let us know this could be fun.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Right.

First off, my advice to you is to f~~~ing go to college, because our idiot civilization doesn’t really take anyone seriously who lacks a college degree. Not sure how Norway works, but to me ‘apprenticeship’ implies technical skills like plumbing or electrician. I don’t know what you do, but if it involves running a conference for someone, that seems to scream either business or computer science . . . both of which need a college degree. Since Norway is an oil-driven socialist paradise, I recommend a Master’s in either for your long-term endeavors.

I am delighted that Norwegians, who have such pretty women, are just as MGTOW as the rest of us. I am a member of the Despised Race, whose women in the pale who maintain the Faith are modest and chaste . . . but, unfortunately, most of us aren’t observant, so our women suck too. And aren’t as pretty as Norwegians (who is, right?). Glad to hear it sucks for you, too, although I admit it’s schadenfreude (sp?) on my part.

I think your goal in this two weeks of Hell should be to keep your head down and not get fired.

If you can pretend to be blue pill for two weeks, that’s awesome, and probably your best bet. Speaking almost zero sounds wise. Pretending to be gay might be even safer.

Keep in mind – paranoid me – this may be a set-up. They’re clearly sending you to this train wreck because no one else wants to go. They’re also sending you because this kind of things screams disaster and complaint, and it’s easier to set up an intern to take the fall than a real employee. If she doesn’t like you, or gets the feeling that you’re red pill, she may be deliberately sending you there to fail.

So don’t fail. Keep your mouth shut for two weeks. If anyone wants to engage you in conversation, “I don’t really know anything about this” is always good as a block, followed by simply agreeing with whatever they say, and saying something like “wow, I didn’t know things were that bad for you. I need to get back to work now.”

@2017, @keymaster: Thoughts, advice? You guys are better at ghosting than I am.

Good luck.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[GeraldParticipant 3628]

If you have to go, ghost level 9000 but take notes and keep us informed. Unlikely you will get out unscathed.

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[MattNYCParticipant 2329]

Meister wrote:

Tell them your a genderfluid pansexual and come up with a new pronoun for every day of the week.

Yup. Can also go the Turd Flinging Monkey route & tell them you’re a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. You identify as a lesbian.

Good luck man.

In all seriousness, keep your head down, deliver results, don’t smalltalk with anyone. Keep it professional & civil, but short.

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