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So, eHarmony decided to do an article on 15 reasons why it is great to date a single mom:
Did you know ALL single moms are great at making lasagna? Well the article says they are.
I guess single moms need dating sites to sell how wonderful they are, because single men tend to avoid them. Check the comment section for a refutation.
"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.
I remember reading this tripe.
1. Single moms. The ultimate failure.
2. The end.
Sorry eHarm-many, you can’t polish a turd.
Fuck this planet.“1. Tough and independent”
My god, who the f~~~ isn’t anymore..?
I mean seriously. They may as well be saying “has eyes, nose, and mouth.”
“she takes her relationships seriously” as if that is a good thing.
As KM says, “who wants to be in a serious relationship? I want a fun one.”
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you into something else is the greatest accomplishment." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sorry eHarm-many, you can’t polish a turd.
and even IF, IF they ever managed it…it would still be a turd.
I mean seriously. They may as well be saying “has eyes, nose, and mouth.”
rofl, ain’t it the truth though.
They may as well be saying “has eyes, nose, and mouth.”
look guys, single moms have vaginas, buttholes and mouths – and they’re easy! gather round! get them while they’re still hot
Wtf is this?
“You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.”Holy s~~~! You can tell this was written by a woman. Men are f~~~ing imbeciles in her mind and she’s not even hiding it – she’s flaunting it. Like I want to marry a single mom so I could play with toys. GIMME A F~~~ING BREAK
Comments to that article really deliver though! Should had disabled them
proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome
Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.”
OMG!! Stop the damn press!! Where the hell is the front of the line??
I can’t f~~~in’ wait.
LMFAO
unbelievable
Look guys …. give it a chance.
I read it all ….. and the more I went down the list …. the more I realised ….. they’re right.
I’m feeling a real need to date a single mum.
It’s amazing penmanship….. and worthy of a Booker Prize.
Withing one article I went from not wanting anything to do with single mums …. to now …. wanting to marry one.
I vote it article of the year.
Well done eHarmingme …. I’ve signed up.
Sounds like a desperate plea to me. The sirens chanting their hyptnotizing megabyte songs with obnoxious pictures and hilarious Abouts.
Check out the couple on first page enticing you to join up and learn to be hard core Mangina or deluded Blue Pill. That is not you and your dreamgirl, it’s a picture taken in a set and they are actors, probably never met before.
Just the front page leaves me cold sweat. It’s like standing at the gates of hell.Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!Well done eHarmingme …. I’ve signed up.
your post made me bust a gut. lol
Just outstanding.
Look guys …. give it a chance. I read it all ….. and the more I went down the list …. the more I realised ….. they’re right. I’m feeling a real need to date a single mum. It’s amazing penmanship….. and worthy of a Booker Prize. Withing one article I went from not wanting anything to do with single mums …. to now …. wanting to marry one. I vote it article of the year. Well done eHarmingme …. I’ve signed up.
I can’t stop laughing!
Never lose sight of what brought you here.
Anonymous121. She’s no wimp. Single moms are tough and independent.
To be honest I couldn’t care less if she is independent or not. In fact her being tied to kids in itself would make her less independent.
2. She’s already a great mom. (And weren’t you looking for someone who would be a great mother? Look no further!)
No, I am a grown adult. I do not need a mother.
3. She’s incredibly patient, but doesn’t have a lot of tolerance for bad behavior. She’ll be good for you.
Again, I don’t need a mother. I would like the bad behaviour depending on what that bad behaviour is.
4. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t have time to just fool around. She takes her relationships seriously.
At 41 years of age, I am all about the fooling around and having fun. F~~~ the serious relationship.
5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you.
6. Single moms are easy to pamper. (They don’t get breaks very often. Hint, hint.)
So I need to look after her kids now?
7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood.
Don’t know many single mothers I take it?
8. She can articulate what she wants and needs from a relationship.
Ummmm.. if she could she would still have the father around.
9. Single moms are both practical and fun. There’s no room for diva behavior.
Running out of ideas about now I take it for the list?
10. She’s no longer a party girl, but a fun night out is still very welcome.
So she can be a party girl or not? Another random and dumb point.
11. She’s selfless. Single moms put others’ needs before their own.
Is that why dad isn’t around?
12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs.
I can make great lasagna, I don’t need a woman to cook for me. I want more than a back rub from a woman thanks.
13. You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.
Again, not a kid, not looking for a mother.
14. She’s adaptable. She knows that life doesn’t always go as planned and has learned how to make the best of it.
Really? But I thought she didn’t play games and was serious about relationships?
15. Single moms can do it all, but are super-appreciative of a helping hand. Woo her with kindness and acts of service.
Not looking to be someone’s servant.
You can also see this rebuttal on youtube – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMYX__Z6hvE
A trip to the supermarket for heat and serve lasagna, salad fixings, adult beverage … about one-quarter the price of one date with a single mom.
Peace, quiet, and solitude … Priceless!
Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?
Now how about a list for the downside of dating single moms. Saggy t~~~, stretch marks, loose skin, aged more than she is, etc. No thanks, e-WhoreMoney.
I bathe in the tears of single moms.
Working 60 hours a week to pay for kids that arent even mine, all to satisfy some nagging landwhale with rolls, folds, stretch marks, t~~~ like Dumbo’s ears and a vagina that’s been stretched to the size of Madison Square Garden?
Nothankyou, ma’am……..
And then there is point 7 I didn’t comment on:
<em style=”box-sizing: border-box; font-family: ‘Open Sans’, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; background-color: #fbfbfb;”>7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood.
Great, so I guess I am supposed to get recruited to join a brood. I guess a woman did write that, because a woman would want to be part of some brood, or at least a lonely Blue Pill guy would.
"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.
Anonymous11I call bulls~~~ on each and every one of the 15 points. I can see where manginas, blue pillers and white knights would lap this up though.
The entire article is written around female values.
How about a little honesty? Single moms will F~~~ YOU because they know they’re considered DAMAGED GOODS by most men. They will F~~~ YOU to try and reel you in. That’s a better sell.
And yes I can confirm single moms are a good lay (still friends with one) however after our second hookup she was already laying down the groundwork for a relationship. There is no escaping that with a single mom, they’re gonna be looking for a provider for their brood.
They may as well be saying “has eyes, nose, and mouth.”
look guys, single moms have vaginas, buttholes and mouths – and they’re easy! gather round! get them while they’re still hot
Wtf is this?
“You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.”Holy s~~~! You can tell this was written by a woman. Men are f~~~ing imbeciles in her mind and she’s not even hiding it – she’s flaunting it. Like I want to marry a single mom so I could play with toys. GIMME A F~~~ING BREAK
Comments to that article really deliver though! Should had disabled them
If I wanted to play with toys, I’d buy some toys…
1. She’s no wimp. Single moms are tough and independent.
HAHAHAHA!! I won’t even comment on this. We know where this is going.
2. She’s already a great mom. (And weren’t you looking for someone who would be a great mother? Look no further!)
Who on earth is looking for a great mother? If she’s already great mom, why is the father out of the picture? Oh let me guess: she’s a great mom, but TERRIBLE wife! Where have we seen this before? Hmmm…
3. She’s incredibly patient, but doesn’t have a lot of tolerance for bad behavior. She’ll be good for you.
Incredibly patience yet low tolerance? Contradiction much? Oh I forgot, women live their whole lives embracing contradiction. “Strong yet submissive.” “Independent, yet will depend on me.” Silly me.
4. She doesn’t play games. She doesn’t have time to just fool around. She takes her relationships seriously.
Of course she doesn’t play games. She needs that rich beta to feed her and house the kids. I wouldn’t joke around with money either if i too were an entitled t~~~ with nothing but baggage and saggy breasts. I would take my job of finding a rich idiot very seriously.
5. She’ll only keep you around if the relationship is a good thing for both her and her kids. You won’t have to guess if she’s into you.
Of course she’ll only keep you around if the relationship is good. You need to provide her with a house, a car, food, and access to your bank account. This is not guesswork.
6. Single moms are easy to pamper. (They don’t get breaks very often. Hint, hint.)
HAHAHAHA! Of course, all you need to do is give her that spare key, a few rooms for the kids, daily rides to work, and don’t wear protection and she’s satisfied. Easy as pie.
7. She’s loyal — and is fiercely protective of her little brood.
Absolutely! Remember, her kids are more important than you. Don’t think for a second that you giving her a ring, paying for her vacations, and being her financial support will ever give you a special place in her heart. That’s reserved for the kids and your credit card number.
8. She can articulate what she wants and needs from a relationship.
Very true. If she wants to leave you with the kids while she goes out to find for c~~~ support, she will HAPPY to let you know.
9. Single moms are both practical and fun. There’s no room for diva behavior.
Practical? Yes, if you want to found out the fastest way to lose your house, your income, and your sanity all within a few years. If I hated my life that much, that’s definitely the most practical rout to go. Let’s not even get started on a single mom’s definition of “fun”…
10. She’s no longer a party girl, but a fun night out is still very welcome.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. She can’t party with normal guys in her age range anymore. She will only party where rich chumps are available. You had better not stop her from having a good time and being a free, independent woman.
11. She’s selfless. Single moms put others’ needs before their own.
You mean they put THEIR needs before YOUR own needs. The kids, her parents, her friends, her pets, and the ex-husbands needs ALL come before the needs of your sorry self. You dare not complain, remember this single mom is gracing you with her presence. Be thankful!
12. Moms make the best lasagna and give the best back rubs.
Sandwiches and blow jobs will do just fine, thank you. Oh I forgot: your needs DON’T matter.
13. You’ll get to take part in adventures to amusement parks, the zoo and the park. Bonus: You’ll have an excuse to play with toys.
Manslation: all men are childish at heart, so if a woman appears as maternal and fun loving, men will be happy to play with them and give the moms time, attention, and most importantly…MONEY. I can’t even at this point…
14. She’s adaptable. She knows that life doesn’t always go as planned and has learned how to make the best of it.
She better adapt. She damaged goods at this point. Single moms are notorious for settling, so make sure you as a man make her feel like she hit the jackpot. We wouldn’t want her to feel like life is being unfair to her do we?….
15. Single moms can do it all, but are super-appreciative of a helping hand. Woo her with kindness and acts of service.
And if you can’t provide any of those to her, don’t worry, gentleman. Your credit card number and a key to unlock the front door will do just fine. See, not so bad.
I’ve had it with Western society…
I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.
look guys, single moms have vaginas
Unless you’re “Caitlyn” Jenner.
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