Seriously WTF .

[Anonymous 43]

ya had me at swamp donkey brother

omfg I am laughing uncontrollably

[D-DAY6644Participant 366]

I once had the misfortune to use a dating site in my early thirties, I had this date and she was about 10 years older than me, she told me that she wouldn’t have gone for me, had she been in her early twenties/ late teens.

I thought to my self, yes sure, this sucker went for a woman hitting the wall, and she wouldn’t have entertained me when she was younger, because back then she could get man or boy she wanted, and obviously I’m not up to her extremely high standards, what ever they are, probably the usual, must be over 6+ feet in height, of muscular build, a handsome chiselled pretty boy, who is also a bad boy and preferably rich etc..

You learn from your mistakes, and now I no longer give then the time of day, these woman, who didn’t even give you a glance when they were young, but now they have hit the wall, all of a sudden they want you, because they can no longer attract all those guys they got with their assets (t~~~, pussy and ass).

Tough s~~~ to them, like the tough s~~~ they gave you when you were wanting!

[Remove me!Participant]

Swamp donkey, that’s too good. I tried Internet dating for a minute. But I realized, or I guess reality hit me upside the head fast. The car in the ad IS NOT THE SAME ONE ON THE LOT! I wanted to buy the Lambo, but all they had was a 1983 Ford Tempo. The old bait and switch.

Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

[Cú ChulainnParticipant 3910]

“Seeking a partner in crime”
– Looking for an open wallet.

“My kids are the most important thing to me”
– I have three snarling little bastards, with three separate fathers, the eldest has just finished his first sentence in juvenile detention. For aggravated assault and robbery.

“I love nights in with a takeaway and Netflix, or a nice meal somewhere”
– I expect to be stuffed each night, at your expense, on cheetohs and wine or eat 5000+ calorie meals at the best restaurants. You’re paying.

“I love nights out with the girls, dancing”

– I frequently haunt insalubrious establishments, designed for young adults. I get smashed out of my face on gin with my other middle aged fat harpy friends. Then I get smashed by some young Chad, sometimes two, while they ply me with lines of coke, that they paid for.

PROFILE PIC: head shot only, bingo wings and rolls of belly blubber just out of shot. Holding two wine glasses to mouth as if to say “aren’t I just crayzee fun?!?” While wearing a ‘sexy’ nun habit/ nurse outfit / dominatrix outfit designed for 18 year old girls, that doesn’t fit even though its the largest size they had on that Chinese eBay site.

[AttonParticipant]

No amount of evidence will smarten them up.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

LondonIrish wrote:

has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches

Please let us know how being on a dating site with her holding the reins works out for him. I know it sucks meat w/o a boss c~~~ looking over your shoulder.

Online dating is one huge lie. Maybe he’s thinking she’ll give him an advantage.

The “advantage” is that she’s going to tun him into a total cuck for a woahman who isn’t worth the time of day. But she’ll take great satisfaction in hooking him up with one of these trainwrecks and will happily gloat about it at the hen house around the other mother hens.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Remove me! wrote:

Swamp donkey, that’s too good. I tried Internet dating for a minute. But I realized, or I guess reality hit me upside the head fast. The car in the ad IS NOT THE SAME ONE ON THE LOT! I wanted to buy the Lambo, but all they had was a 1983 Ford Tempo. The old bait and switch.

What you got was the Ford Pinto. Just sayin’…..

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[xenonParticipant 2007]

Swamp Donkey….dude you just made my day and it just started.

[TwistParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Online dating for men is like scouring through the worst used car lots in the country in hope of finding something that had not been beaten, abused, and left out in the sun for a few decades. Oh, and you WILL be paying waaaaay over market value if you decide to purchase one of the s~~~boxes.

And then you finally find THAT car – only to find that someone left a tuna sandwich under the seat.

[TwistParticipant]

Cú Chulainn wrote:

bingo wings

Right up there with swamp donkey. Keep them coming!

[Anonymous 11]

I can’t wait to lay down “swamp donkey” on my friends the next time we see one. I love this place.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

NEVER go fishing in the sewer

!!!!!!!!!!

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[Anonymous 3]

got me laughing quite much with this thread

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Stop. Online. Dating.

Smack your buddy in the head to wake him up.

Fuck this planet.

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