Seriously WTF .

[LondonIrishParticipant 79]

A mate at work has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches who seems to think she runs the place .

The thing that makes me laugh uncontrollably is the expectation of these women when they are on a dating site looking for a man. Lets be honest here , most if not all did`t hit the wall a few years ago , the feckin wall collapsed on top of them & brought along a forest of ugly trees to finish off what was left & batter the living daylights out of their droopy carcases.

Virtually every single add is filled with a picture of some old hag trying to look like a slim 20 something ,pouting , sunglasses & strange angled photos to hide the fact they are swamp donkeys & the lists of wants & must haves is staggering . They are so long past their sell by date that trades description should be getting involved & take action. I shouldn’t be surprised & I am not but I did have to tell the office ” girls ” a few home truths . I don`t ever get involved in their lowest common denominator vacuous conversations or interests but today I just felt like giving them some truth & let them deal with the reality that a ” curvy lady” = fat munter & so on . God knows how they think any man would bother with them , women are mentally ill from the delusion they constantly feed each other & my advice to the work mate was give up & walk away , you will be so happy you did.

[Greg HondaParticipant 6406]

And the killer, is that they think they still deserve Brad Pitt with his good looks and deep pockets to pay their stupid living expenses and accumilated debt.

Oh, and you gotta be able to make intelligent conversation, and be a master of speling and Grammar.
And a witty or insightful first message is required even though they only ever say “Hi”‘

Oh yeah, and you gotta be able to make them laugh as well so I guess the Ideal man is a cross between Brad Pitt, The Sultan of Brunei, Stephen Fry, and a Circus Clown.

Been there done that.

I give up already!

It's Time to get Wise

[joetechParticipant]

They all know that once the guy meets them and sees for himself what a mountain of a woman she is, he’s never going to call her back. At least not until she hits the gym instead of the donut shop. So, it’s easier for them to just reject all suitors and then complain to the hive that there are no good men left. Even a guy with a white cane and sunglasses is going to find out how undesirable she is.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[Anonymous 11]

LondonIrish wrote:

has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches

Please let us know how being on a dating site with her holding the reins works out for him. I know it sucks meat w/o a boss c~~~ looking over your shoulder.

Online dating is one huge lie. Maybe he’s thinking she’ll give him an advantage.

[Anonymous 25]

swamp donkeys sums them up really well

Cpig, how about you post a new dating profile with this as the profile pic on a man’s profile. see how many flames you get and how long it lasts before the mangina mods at pof delete it

[LondonIrishParticipant 79]

Online dating is one huge lie. Maybe he’s thinking she’ll give him an advantage.

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She does , I don`t like this woman & she knows it as I make it very obvious but she is a c~~~ plain & simple . Nasty , needy & all faux bullishness , s~~~ at her job & a gobby cow but enough of her good points. It will end in tears if he goes along with her advice as she herself is single [ through choice of course ] & is prone to running to the toilets after yet another disastrous date with a new man. The hive follow closely behind & spend the next 40 minutes telling her she is a queen & that men are bastards but it keeps me highly amused , ive said my piece to the guy its up to him now .

[Anonymous 14]

I can remember looking at POF years ago, there was NOTHING on there I would even be all that interested anyhow…

Online dating for men is like scouring through the worst used car lots in the country in hope of finding something that had not been beaten, abused, and left out in the sun for a few decades. Oh, and you WILL be paying waaaaay over market value if you decide to purchase one of the s~~~boxes.

[Anonymous 18]

Women on online dating sites are like agents of collection agency.

Only in that case they want what is not owed to them.

My heartfelt sorry to all women on dating sites. They played their youth card wrong.

[Two Time WinnerParticipant 1090]

Looked through the Women Seeking Men on my local Craigslist, for entertainment purposes only. Typical single mother BBW seeking the typical traits in a man. The thing that caught my eye was the last sentence that read “To weed out spam when replying, change the subject line to your monthly income” Not very subtle.

TTW

I ain't got a wife to spend my money, I have to do that all by myself.

[Anonymous 1]

LondonIrish wrote:

A mate at work has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches who seems to think she runs the place .

I can just imagine the absolute dog s~~~e advice they’re giving to him.

– pull out the stops for her.

– make her feel really special.

– take flowers and pay for her dinner and drinks.

– don’t try and sleep with her on the first date.

– suck her f~~~ing dick!!!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

LondonIrish wrote:

Online dating is one huge lie. Maybe he’s thinking she’ll give him an advantage.

I’m sure she will steer him in the right direction.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

LondonIrish wrote:

I just felt like giving them some truth & let them deal with the reality that a ” curvy lady” = fat munter & so on .

Ha Ha Ha……on the floor laughing again,……good one pal!

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Two Time Winner wrote:

Looked through the Women Seeking Men on my local Craigslist, for entertainment purposes only. Typical single mother BBW seeking the typical traits in a man. The thing that caught my eye was the last sentence that read “To weed out spam when replying, change the subject line to your monthly income” Not very subtle.

NOOOOOOOOOOO……these idiots are relentless

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Greg Honda wrote:

And the killer, is that they think they still deserve Brad Pitt with his good looks and deep pockets

Even Shania Twain “Wasn’t Impressed With Brad Pitt”, well not much anyway!

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

joetech wrote:

They all know that once the guy meets them and sees for himself what a mountain of a woman she is, he’s never going to call her back.

You MEN are killing me tonight……LOVE IT!

Brilliant

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

LondonIrish wrote:

She does , I don`t like this woman & she knows it as I make it very obvious but she is a c~~~ plain & simple . Nasty , needy & all faux bullishness , s~~~ at her job & a gobby cow but enough of her good points.

Carry On LondonIrish……had me laughing when I read “Enough of her good points”

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[Anonymous 42]

Who wants to play kick the blubber ball???

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Swamp donkey = LOL!

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Anonymous wrote:

LondonIrish wrote:

A mate at work has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches who seems to think she runs the place .

I can just imagine the absolute dog s~~~e advice they’re giving to him.

– pull out the stops for her.

– make her feel really special.

– take flowers and pay for her dinner and drinks.

– don’t try and sleep with her on the first date.

– suck her f~~~ing dick!!!

Is that last one from Angry MGTOW’s dating profile?

[Anonymous 1]

foghornleghorn wrote:

Joller984 wrote:

LondonIrish wrote:

A mate at work has joined a dating site under the supervision of one of the office bitches who seems to think she runs the place .

I can just imagine the absolute dog s~~~e advice they’re giving to him.

– pull out the stops for her.

– make her feel really special.

– take flowers and pay for her dinner and drinks.

– don’t try and sleep with her on the first date.

– suck her f~~~ing dick!!!

Is that last one from Angry MGTOW’s dating profile?

Lolz. Saw that the other day on here.

Yes it is.

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