Sarah Silverman: "It’s Time To Start Legislating Male Masturbation"

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Total Lee wrote:

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

These bitches are so crazy it’s comical

As a female “comedian”, she should really try being funny for a change.

Don’t ask for the impossible.

Big Boss wrote:

Let them do it and see how it blows up in their face. I love how titties never learn how government works and it always ends up f~~~ing them in the asshole.

Women: “Government needs to subsidize my birth control in health care!”

Government: “Ok, these are the products you can use as now we contracted with these well connected corporations headed up by former government employees.”

Women: “OMG why are men involved in legislating my birth control options!? Misogyny! It’s men’s fault! Call Amy Schumer to do a skit about misogynies!”

Never f~~~ing fails how retarded women are with government. There’s a reason the American Revolution succeeded in providing liberty and there was no f~~~ing women as a representative. It had nothing to do with hate for women, and had everything to do with women not knowing how government can f~~~ people.

And to realize my ancestor fought in the revolutionary war against the British, makes my blood boil to know these retards are f~~~ing things up royally. (I live in a different part of the world now due to circumstances)

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Well I am not going to entertain the Pussington Post. The editorial staff consists of all women. No diversity. I also agree with the earlier statement, “no penis no opinion”.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Masculine_Man wrote:

Well I am not going to entertain the Pussington Post. The editorial staff consists of all women. No diversity. I also agree with the earlier statement, “no penis no opinion”.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she used to be funny at some point?

On topic, this all goes back to what a lady in a grocery store said to me once when I couldn’t decide what I wanted for lunch. She said,”Honey, you just ain’t hungry enough yet. If they’re hungry enough, a vegan will eat a steak.”

She’s right too. In this case, the women realize that we men are no longer as thirsty as we once were, which is making their main card, sex, a LOT less valuable. “Somehow, we’ve got to get these damn bastards back on the hunt!” she said. “Well, if we could stop them from jacking off, they would have to find some other way to blow their loads.” said Sarah S. Yeah. That’ll work ladies. Let me know your frustration when this plan crashes and burns with the fury of a drunken meteorite hitting an innocent star. I already KNOW that it will fail, I just await your angry words about it.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[Anonymous 11]

I can see the gynocracy trying it. Silverman was just throwing out the trial balloon. Wanking reduces the power of women over men. They hate it.

They made prostitution illegal in 99.99% of the US, yet, they use circular logic to claim women must have control over their bodies when it comes to rationalizing feticide.

5 years for hand cranking it. 15 years for possession of a Fleshlight. Life for a having a sexbot. They are actively trying to outlaw sexbots in some places.

[Anonymous 42]

Deadly Raver wrote:

“Well, if we could stop them from jacking off, they would have to find some other way to blow their loads.”

Hey Deadly, That says it all^^^

Iron clad proof feminism is a cult!

The only way to stop a guy from rubbing one out is to cut off his hands, if he refuses, cut off his dick, we know women are more than capable of that!

Another bench mark made by these cancerous boils we call feminism…

[Anonymous 3]

Deadly Raver wrote:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she used to be funny at some point?

On topic, this all goes back to what a lady in a grocery store said to me once when I couldn’t decide what I wanted for lunch. She said,”Honey, you just ain’t hungry enough yet. If they’re hungry enough, a vegan will eat a steak.”

She’s right too. In this case, the women realize that we men are no longer as thirsty as we once were, which is making their main card, sex, a LOT less valuable. “Somehow, we’ve got to get these damn bastards back on the hunt!” she said. “Well, if we could stop them from jacking off, they would have to find some other way to blow their loads.” said Sarah S. Yeah. That’ll work ladies. Let me know your frustration when this plan crashes and burns with the fury of a drunken meteorite hitting an innocent star. I already KNOW that it will fail, I just await your angry words about it.

You’re thinking too much on this.

The real reason she’s saying this is because women hate men, and they will always attack men.

They claim men masturbate and it’s disgusting and so it shouldn’t happen. They also say they hate when men show interest and that is creepy.

Okay, so what happens when men don’t show interest and don’t masturbate?

Suddenly that’s “weird” and “unmanly” and they mock that too.

Stop thinking that women want you to do one thing and not the other. The second you think that they’ll flip it right around and attack you the other way.

When will you people understand women just hate men and will always attack everything about a man? Anyone that listens to women and acknowledges them is a fool. Wise men through time have warned about that very thing, they knew what they were talking about. It is impossible for society to “respect” women and function. Just can not work.

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

we know women are more than capable of that!

Queue up any random video of a group of women where one mentions cutting off a man’s schlong. The act like a bunch of rabid chimps getting ready for a war. Any man who mentions coring out a woman’s vagina would be ostracized immediately. None of the other men in the group would be howling in laughter.

Modern women are all mentally ill.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Okay, here’s the thing. This is meant to be an incendiary, inciting, already sensationalized news title. The thing of it is, these are in no way related. Women get to cry over the abortion issue. At least they have a voice in the matter, at least there’s a discussion. But there is NO discussion of male reproductive rights. Not to mention, they already legislate men’s sperm. If it leaves your body, you have no rights. Don’t want a baby? Too bad, because there IS legislation about this sort of s~~~. But putting it in terms of masturbation is not even addressing the issue at all.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[cardenio27Participant 144]

I may just have to write that on mine now fake Tori won’t me she’s under my thumb!

[experiencedParticipant]

She’s forgotten the definition of a “parallel”.

She could try comparing an egg cell to a sperm cell for starters.

She’s comparing a sperm fertilized egg to a sperm.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Sarah Silverman? The “comedian” who lied about the car valet pay gap during one of her gigs?

Yea, no thanks.

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