Sarah Silverman: "It’s Time To Start Legislating Male Masturbation"

[TaxGuyParticipant]

So, I guess if one had a vasectomy and was shooting blanks then they would be exempted from the legislation? You aren’t killing any sperm that way.

There you go boys. Pass a law and every guy will run out and have the loophole surgery. Then no one will be getting pregnant. Problem solved. A free pass to do the knuckle shuffle on the p~~~ pump.

And then men can live happily every after while women can, who the f~~~ cares……….

Order the good wine

[BeeParticipant 700]

Except for lesbians like Rosanne Barr and elen degeneress women are bad at comedy. Most aren’t funny.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Total Lee wrote:

Women think they are entitled to “free bleed” in public, emphasis on “PROUDLY”.

Gross.

Silverman says it’s “because sperm can smell”.
But you don’t even need to even LOOK AT period juice, thankyouverymuch.

Even still, why legislate against free-bleeding? If women want to be disgusting, who should stop them? They actually think it “empowers” them.

That would be like a man crapping his pants – while running a marathon – and thinking he’s AMAAAAAZING.

GoneSolo wrote:

Remember, she’s the same c~~~ in that Superbowl commercial who said about a new baby “sorry it’s a boy”. She’s a man hating c~~~ right down to her core.

I wonder if she hates her own name as much:
Sorry you were named after a MAN.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[HitmanParticipant]

F~~~ing rhetoric gets old quick. .
More feminist inspired nonsense.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Let them do it and see how it blows up in their face. I love how titties never learn how government works and it always ends up f~~~ing them in the asshole.

Women: “Government needs to subsidize my birth control in health care!”

Government: “Ok, these are the products you can use as now we contracted with these well connected corporations headed up by former government employees.”

Women: “OMG why are men involved in legislating my birth control options!? Misogyny! It’s men’s fault! Call Amy Schumer to do a skit about misogynies!”

Never f~~~ing fails how retarded women are with government. There’s a reason the American Revolution succeeded in providing liberty and there was no f~~~ing women as a representative. It had nothing to do with hate for women, and had everything to do with women not knowing how government can f~~~ people.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Bee wrote:

Except for lesbians like Rosanne Barr and elen degeneress women are bad at comedy. Most aren’t funny.

You named two unfunny women tho.

[Anonymous 3]

This is totally like a bad joke. But the worst part is that a stupid c~~~ actually thinks like that. Looking the scientific part, one sperm is enough to create a child, all the other millions the men ejaculate are just lost. And then, from this point of use, all sort of protected sex, and maybe even baby-making is “illegal masturbation”.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

The Laughing Man wrote:

She’s a comedian

Such a thing does not exist.
I have to hand it to them they are pretty funny when they’re talking seriously about things though ;D

[RennieParticipant]

This will never work and even if they could enforce it, it would cause a rape pandemic, the likes of which they have never seen.

Eric Lauder wrote:

She raise a good point: if sperm cells doesn’t belog to men, then eggs doesn’t belong to women.
Women are wasting their eggs every month, through menstruations: those eggs should produce life, not being wasted.

I guess they need to be sewn shut in that case.

[Anonymous 42]

I just heard it from a trusted source that they’re jealous of the fact that our hands are tighter than their pussies, and their fingers are smaller than our dicks.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Anonymous wrote:

the worst part is that a stupid c~~~ actually thinks like that. Looking the scientific part, one sperm is enough to create a child, all the other millions the men ejaculate are just lost.

She’s too stupid to realize how badly it f~~~s up the whole abortion point.

Dunnit.

Rennie wrote:

enforce it,

If men enforced and legislated the same s~~~ women wanted to have legislated, Sarah would be serving X-teen consecutive life sentences. Just ask her dildo. The mileage on that thing…..

[cardenio27Participant 144]

Yeah but at least rape culture would be real then! We would match up to the statistics at last, or even surpass them, 5 out of every 4 women have been raped since masturbation was prohibited.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

cardenio27 wrote:

Yeah but at least rape culture would be real then!

My fleshlight has the words “RAPE CULTURE” in permanent marker written on the side.

It’s so much fun to f~~~ with it. More fun than dating actually.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

Franky wrote:

Such a thing does not exist.
I have to hand it to them they are pretty funny when they’re talking seriously about things though ;D

Haha indeed, I thought I had put comedian in quotes but guess not. Besides, I never said she was funny, just stating her “profession”. >_>

<_<

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I once watched a video called Top 10 Most Hated Stand-up Comedians.

Gotta say, I was relieved to see Silverman in there. I was only annoyed that she wasn’t number one.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[Dr. SableParticipant 1064]

sidecar wrote:

Then it’s also time to start legislating female menstruation.

You chauvinist pig. How dare you !

Zero Tolerance

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Constantine wrote:

Top 10 Most Hated Stand-up Comedians.

She would take that as a compliment.

The bitch f~~~s cheese and masturbates with it. Legislate this, dumb c~~~.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

These stupid lying feminist c~~~s just dont get it.

It is not MEN who object to abortion.

Its bible thumping tradcons.

About half of those are women.Those biblethumping tradcon women need to leave their men at home while they engage in ideological war with feminists. . Leave the men out of it. !!!

They are just digging themselves a bigger and deeper hole as politics continue to shift to the left.

Strong powerful tradcon c~~~s Woman up and stand on your own two feet.Stop expecting men to do this s~~~ for you.Always expecting expecting men to take the short end of the stick when things go bad.

You know what?I was adopted because my birthmother didnt want to have an abortion.I had some realy bad times in life and would have been better if she just had an abortion. She got to have some warm fuzzy rightious feelings because she didnt have an abortion while i suffered.
Stupid woman was cheating. Sneaking around.Being dishonest till the last minute.Typical.

Ill tell you just how typical.I do not remember how many married women have come on to me online.Easily dozens. Years ago when i was still flirting with women in chatrooms. EVER have a woman who spends a lot of time online?? Or texting a lot?Big red flag.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Women masturbate too. Here’s a little known fact; because of the more discreet manner in which females are able to masturbate, there was a study done that showed women masturbate IN PUBLIC but never get caught. The most common place? In dark movie theaters. They watch their favorite romance with their jacket on their lap, slide their hand down and start flicking the bean. Nobody can tell because the darkness and jacket is concealing what they’re doing. Men can’t get away with that. Legislate women masturbating in public and then talk about what people do in their private lives.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Dr. SableParticipant 1064]

Anonymous wrote:

I just heard it from a trusted source that they’re jealous of the fact that our hands are tighter than their pussies, and their fingers are smaller than our dicks.

That’s so f~~~ing funny mate, made my day. +1
I’ll memorize it so I can have a dig at a few high expectations c~~~’s frequenting my bar.

Zero Tolerance

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